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JAZZ PIANO PLAYER

Categories Sex Joke

Published: 03 March 2004

Authror: The Porn Joker

A really great jazz pianist is playing for a jam session and a nightclub owner is listening to him wow the crowd with his playing ability. The club owner goes over to the pianist after the session and asks him if he is currently booked somewhere. The piano player tells him that he doesn't...

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Views: 29709     Rated: +4.78 (260)   

TATTOO ON PENIS

Categories Sex Joke

Published: 03 March 2004

Authror: The Porn Joker

A guy is standing in a men's locker room when he notices that the man next to him has the name of a women tattooed down the length of his penis. He asks the man about this and is told that penile tattoos are the current rage; that when a woman sees her name tattooed there, she goes wild and...

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Views: 31590     Rated: +4.64 (288)   

ROO-ROO

Categories Sex Joke

Published: 03 March 2004

Authror: The Porn Joker

Two men were captured in the bush by cannibals and taken captive. They were brought before the tribal chief, who informed them both that they would be killed. He advised the men that they had the choice of dying by boiling water and he pointed out a large cauldron being heated over a campfire, the...

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Views: 39959     Rated: +4.38 (551)   

LONE RANGER CAPTURED BY OUTLAWS

Categories Sex Joke

Published: 03 March 2004

Authror: The Porn Joker

The Lone Ranger was captured by a bunch of outlaws and they tied him up and were just about ready to hang him from a tree, when he was able to persuade the outlaws to grant him one last request. The outlaws agreed and the Lone Ranger whispered something into his horse, Silver's ear, and the...

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Views: 31061     Rated: +4.89 (219)   

INDIAN AT WHORE HOUSE

Categories Sex Joke

Published: 03 March 2004

Authror: The Porn Joker

A very dirty and disheveled Indian goes up to the front door of a whore house and says to the madam, "me want woman. I never had anyone before." The madam takes one look at him and smells the Indian and realizes that she doesn't want him near any of her women because he is so dirty...

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Views: 37824     Rated: +4.97 (289)   

AROUSED GUY ON AIRPLANE

Categories Sex Joke

Published: 03 March 2004

Authror: The Porn Joker

A nice and neatly dressed man is sitting on an airplane next to a woman. An hour into the flight, he pulls out a filthy men's magazine and starts to read it. After a little while longer he removes his hat. Then he takes off his leather gloves. Then he unzips his pants and pulls them down and...

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Views: 119102     Rated: +4.66 (2971)   

WOMAN WITH TRAFFIC TICKET

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Published: 03 March 2004

Authror: The Porn Joker

A woman got pulled over by a traffic cop for speeding and she didn't have either her driver's license or any other identification. She started pleading with the cop to give her a break because she had received many other tickets recently and couldn't afford to have any more points...

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Views: 33175     Rated: +4.93 (322)   

GUYS NAKED IN A DITCH

Categories Sex Joke

Published: 03 March 2004

Authror: The Porn Joker

A deputy sheriff was patrolling the local back roads when he notices a man lying naked in the ditch. He pulls over to get a better view and approaches the man, noticing that the man was holding his penis straight up in the air while lying there completely naked. The patrolman asks the man what he...

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Views: 31443     Rated: +4.78 (168)   

DOGS HAVING SEX

Categories Sex Joke

Published: 03 March 2004

Authror: The Porn Joker

A guy is looking out in his front yard and notices two dogs having sex. He goes outside and sees his neighbor watching them also. He tells the neighbor that he wishes he could make love to his wife that way and the neighbor tells him all he has to do is give his wife a few martinis and that should...

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Views: 40144     Rated: +4.47 (533)   

GUY OUT ON THE RANGE

Categories Sex Joke

Published: 03 March 2004

Authror: The Porn Joker

A guy has spent a long time out on the range and decides to head into a small town nearby. He's very horny and decides to stroll into the local bar and ask someone where he can find some available women. The bartender tells him that all of the men in town use the local pig pen and that is all...

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Views: 30103     Rated: +4.57 (141)   

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