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A Texan With Plenty To Shout About

Categories Sex Joke

Published: 03 March 2004

Authror: The Porn Joker

A Texan went to Chicago and thought he would buy a new "city" outfit. He went into Marshall Fields and when asked by a sweet young woman if she could help him, answered, "Yes ma'am, ya see, I'm from Texas and I want to buy a complete outfit." Well, her eyes lit up...

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Views: 234425     Rated: +4.9 (9562)   

By the seaside

Categories Sex Joke

Published: 03 March 2004

Authror: The Porn Joker

Goldie was sitting on a beach in Florida, attempting to strike up a conversation with the attractive gentleman reading on the blanket beside hers. "Hello, sir," she said, "Do you like movies?" "Yes, I do," he responded, then returned to his book. Goldie persisted....

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Views: 65606     Rated: +4.69 (1770)   

Following a little advice

Categories Fiction

Published: 03 March 2004

Authror: The Porn Joker

A woman sought the advice of a sex therapist, confiding that she found it increasingly difficult to find a man who could satisfy her, and that it was very wearisome getting in and out of all these short term relationships. "Isn't there some way to judge the size of a man's...

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Views: 15111     Rated: +5.04 (70)   

Go forth and multiply

Categories Sex Joke

Published: 03 March 2004

Authror: The Porn Joker

A young woman married and had 13 children. Her husband died. She soon married again and had 7 more children. Again, her husband died. But, she remarried and this time had 5 more children. Alas, she finally croaked. Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed to the Lord above, thanking him...

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Views: 37603     Rated: +4.91 (481)   

The Marathon Man

Categories Sex Joke

Published: 03 March 2004

Authror: The Porn Joker

A guy and his manager go down to the docks. The manager is betting every docker he sees that his guy can make love to 100 women in a row, without pausing, and satisfy them all. Bets are made, and they agree that they'll meet the next day. The next day, 100 women are lined up along the dock...

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Views: 28079     Rated: +4.91 (187)   

A Perfectly Reasonable Explanation

Categories Sex Joke

Published: 03 March 2004

Authror: The Porn Joker

This woman is driving into a small town and slams on the brakes as a coyote runs across the road in front of her. Just as she regains her wits and gets ready to proceed, a cowboy runs right in front of her and catches the coyote by the hind legs and starts screwing it. "Oh my God!" she...

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Views: 151100     Rated: +4.47 (7757)   

At The Sperm Bank

Categories Sex Joke

Published: 03 March 2004

Authror: The Porn Joker

A masked man goes into a sperm bank, points a gun at the woman behind the counter, and says, "Open the safe." She says, "This isn't a real bank, it's a sperm bank." He says, "Open the safe or I'll shoot." She opens the safe, and he says, "Now...

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Views: 238308     Rated: +4.91 (9365)   

Pussy And Bitch

Categories Sex Joke

Published: 03 March 2004

Authror: The Porn Joker

A kid comes home from school and says to his mom, "Mom I've got a problem." She says "Tell me." He tells her that the boys at school are using 2 words he doesn't understand. She asks him what they are. He says "well, pussy and bitch". She says "Oh...

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Views: 82918     Rated: +7.32 (1104)    Comments: 52

The Ladder To Success

Categories Sex Joke

Published: 03 March 2004

Authror: The Porn Joker

One day, Harry came upon a big, long ladder that stretched into the clouds. He'd walked this way every day and this ladder was never there before. Curious and brave, he began to climb. Eventually, he climbed into the layer of clouds, and saw this rather large, homely woman lying there on a...

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Views: 36870     Rated: +4.94 (462)   

Cold Hands...

Categories Sex Joke

Published: 03 March 2004

Authror: The Porn Joker

Two young lovers go up to the mountains for a romantic winter vacation. When they get there, the guy goes out to chop some wood. When he gets back, he says, "Honey, my hands are freezing!" She says, "Well, put them here between my thighs and that will warm them up." After...

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Views: 92338     Rated: +4.89 (2579)   

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