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Picking Fruit

Categories Sex Joke

Published: 03 March 2004

Authror: The Porn Joker

Two guys sneak into a farmer's fruit garden and start eating the fruit. The farmer sees them and comes out with a shotgun. "Since you guys like fruit so much go pick 100 of which ever fruit you want," said the farmer. The first guy decides to pick grapes. When he gets 100 he goes...

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Keeping it in the family

Categories Sex Joke

Published: 03 March 2004

Authror: The Porn Joker

A 60 year old woman came home one day and heard strange noises in her bedroom. She opened the door and discovered her 40 year old daughter playing with a vibrator. "What are you doing?" asked the mother. "Mom, I'm 40 years old and look at me. I'm ugly. I'll never...

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Views: 41710     Rated: +6.66 (691)    Comments: 119

favour for an old friend

Categories Sex Joke

Published: 03 March 2004

Authror: The Porn Joker

There was once an old man and a parrot living all alone together for like 40 years. One day, the parrot came to the old man and said, "you know, I've never had a woman in my life." So the old man, as a favour to his best friend, went to the pet store and talked the owner into...

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The trouble with holy water

Categories Sex Joke

Published: 03 March 2004

Authror: The Porn Joker

One day there were four nuns in line for confessional. The first nun said, "Forgive me, father, for I have sinned." He asked how. She said "I saw a man's private part." He told her to wash her eyes with holy water. The second nun comes in and says, "Forgive me,...

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In Search Of The Perfect Penis

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Published: 03 March 2004

Authror: The Porn Joker

A four-year-old boy asked his friend what a penis was. His friend's response was that he did not know and he would ask his dad. That evening the second boy asked his dad. His dad gladly exposed himself to his son and with his penis in hand said, "Son this is a penis. In fact, if you...

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The Best Time To Process Your Payments

Categories Sex Joke

Published: 03 March 2004

Authror: The Porn Joker

Three friends decided to visit a prostitute. It was a slow night, So she gave the guys a deal. "You can pay by the inch." When the first man comes back out his friends ask, "How much did she charge you?" "$75 dollars," said the first. The second guy goes in and...

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Views: 34745     Rated: +4.91 (431)   

And On The Menu Today We Have...

Categories Sex Joke

Published: 03 March 2004

Authror: The Porn Joker

A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads: Cheese Sandwich: - $1.50. Chicken Sandwich: - $2.50. Hand Job: - $10.00. Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons one of the three exceptionally attractive blondes serving...

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Views: 49401     Rated: +6.75 (1112)    Comments: 28

Biting Back

Categories Sex Joke

Published: 03 March 2004

Authror: The Porn Joker

One morning while making breakfast, a man walks up to his wife and pinches her on her butt and says, "You know if you firmed this up we could get rid of your girdle." While this was on the edge of intolerable, she thought herself better and replied with silence. The next morning the...

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Views: 124461     Rated: +4.9 (3595)   

picious Minds

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Published: 03 March 2004

Authror: The Porn Joker

Paddy and his two friends are talking at work. His first friend says:"I think my wife is having an affair with the electrician. The other day I came home and found wire cutters under our bed and they weren't mine." His second friend says:"I think my wife is having an affair...

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Views: 37423     Rated: +4.89 (766)   

An Interrupted Journey

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Published: 03 March 2004

Authror: The Porn Joker

On preparing to return home from an out of town trip, a man got a small puppy as a present for his son. Not having time to get the paperwork to take the puppy on board, the man just hid the pup down the front of his pants and sneaked him on board the airplane. About 30 minutes into the trip, a...

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