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Double Whammy

Categories Sex Joke

Published: 06 March 2004

Authror: The Porn Joker

A man is looking for a Christmas gift for his wife, and after walking through the mall for hours he gives up and goes to the bar. He sees a friend of his sitting at the bar. He goes over to him and says, " I will buy you a drink if you can give me some ideas about what to buy my wife for...

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Views: 40582     Rated: +4.93 (399)   

Making a Cake

Categories Sex Joke

Published: 06 March 2004

Authror: The Porn Joker

A boy and his dad go to the beach and there is a couple making out, so the boy asks his father what they are doing. His dad replies, "They're making a cake." The boy says, "Oh." The next day they go to the zoo and there are two monkeys getting it on and a the boy asks his...

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Views: 29450     Rated: +4.87 (156)   

Oral Sex Disaster

Categories Sex Joke

Published: 06 March 2004

Authror: The Porn Joker

A man's wife is in coma in the hospital, and one day the doctor walks in and changes her IV bag. While doing so, he accidentally grazes her breast and she moans. Happily, the doctor runs to the husband and tells him what had happened and tells him to perform oral sex on her because it might...

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Views: 41672     Rated: +4.82 (480)   

Shakie Shakie!

Categories Sex Joke

Published: 06 March 2004

Authror: The Porn Joker

An elderly woman moves into a nursing home. Her daughter helps her unpack and get settled in. After a few days, the woman notices a male resident who sits out on the porch every day, all by himself. She decides to go over and talk to him. She asks if she can sit with him awhile. He looks at her...

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Views: 34605     Rated: +4.89 (302)   

Little boy's frog

Categories Sex Joke

Published: 06 March 2004

Authror: The Porn Joker

There was a 12 year old boy named David. He had heard about this house where you could go and have sex with any woman. There was one woman who had herpes. But, she was the most beautiful woman you had ever seen. Most of the town has herpes because they had fucked her. Well, one day the little...

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Views: 35161     Rated: +4.96 (266)   

3 newlywed wives

Categories Sex Joke

Published: 06 March 2004

Authror: The Porn Joker

Three recently married couples spend their honeymoon's first night in the same hotel. The next morning the three woman meet in the hall and decide to have breakfast together and to gossip about their wedding night, although one of them claims she won't be eating anything. The first...

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Views: 237033     Rated: +3.88 (15370)   

Psychology Major

Categories Sex Joke

Published: 06 March 2004

Authror: The Porn Joker

A guys goes in a bar and orders for a beer. After a while this really gorgeous woman walks in and sits beside him. He starts thinking about talking her into bed with him and kindly turns to her, " Hi. Would you like me to buy you a drink?" The woman turns to him and screams to the top...

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Views: 170485     Rated: +4.93 (8881)   

Drilling rights

Categories Sex Joke

Published: 06 March 2004

Authror: The Porn Joker

Storming into his lawyer's office, a Texas oil magnate demanded that divorce proceedings begin at once against his young bride. "What's the problem?" "I want to hit that adulterin' bitch for breach of contract," snapped the oil man. "I don't know if...

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Views: 36740     Rated: +5.18 (244)   

Native temptations

Categories Sex Joke

Published: 06 March 2004

Authror: The Porn Joker

A newly married sailor was informed by the Navy that he was going to be stationed a long way from home on a remote island in the Pacific for a year. A few weeks after he got there he began to miss his new wife, so he wrote her a letter. "My love," he wrote, "we are going to be apart...

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Views: 30227     Rated: +5.11 (159)   

My dog named 'sex'

Categories Sex Joke

Published: 06 March 2004

Authror: The Porn Joker

Everybody who has a dog calls him "Rover" or "Boy". I call mine "Sex." He is a great pal, but he has caused me a great deal of embarrassment. When I went to city hall to renew his dog license, I told the clerk I would like a license for Sex. He said, "I'd...

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Views: 38593     Rated: +5.21 (437)   

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