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Desparate Measures

Categories Sex Joke

Published: 03 March 2004

Authror: The Porn Joker

A couple were having financial problems until finally they couldn't stand it any more. The husband said to his wife that is was necessary for her to make some money through prostitution to get by. So the husband drove her to the place where she had to do the job and in the evening he picked...

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Views: 20579     Rated: +6.34 (186)    Comments: 17

Convict On The Loose

Categories Sex Joke

Published: 03 March 2004

Authror: The Porn Joker

An escaped convict broke into a house and tied up a young couple who had been sleeping in the bedroom. As soon as he had a chance, the husband turned to his voluptuous young wife, bound-up on the bed in a skimpy nightgown, and whispered, "Honey, this guy hasn't seen a woman in years....

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Views: 36066     Rated: +4.81 (300)   

Take Your Choice

Categories Sex Joke

Published: 03 March 2004

Authror: The Porn Joker

A husband, one bright sunny morning, turns to his lovely wife, "Wife, we're going fishing this weekend, you, me and the dog." The wife grimaces, "But I don't like fishing!" "Look! We're going fishing and that's final." "Do I have to go...

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Views: 29588     Rated: +4.81 (224)   

Wish Fulfillment

Categories Sex Joke

Published: 03 March 2004

Authror: The Porn Joker

A man and his wife go to their honeymoon place for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband: "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?" The husband replied: "All I...

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Views: 22756     Rated: +6.67 (309)    Comments: 18

Admiring Our Own Work

Categories Sex Joke

Published: 03 March 2004

Authror: The Porn Joker

A pianist was hired to play background music for a movie. When it was completed he asked when and where he could see the picture. The producer sheepishly confessed that it was actually a porno film and it was due out in a month. A month later, the musician went to a porno theatre to see it. With...

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Views: 122347     Rated: +4.89 (3235)   

A Distinct Lack Of Imagination

Categories Sex Joke

Published: 03 March 2004

Authror: The Porn Joker

There was a guy riding through the desert on his camel. He had been travelling so long that he felt the need to have sex. Obviously there were no women in the desert so the man turned to his camel. He tried to position himself to have sex with his camel but the camel ran away. The man ran to...

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Views: 177235     Rated: +4.46 (8813)   

Construction Site Sign Language

Categories Sex Joke

Published: 03 March 2004

Authror: The Porn Joker

There was this construction worker on the 3rd floor of this unfinished building. He needed a hand saw, but was too lazy to go down and get it himself, so he tried to call his fellow worker on the ground to get it for him, but this guy could not hear a word he said. So he started to give a sign so...

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Views: 242825     Rated: +4.91 (13389)   

We Really Can't Win!

Categories Sex Joke

Published: 03 March 2004

Authror: The Porn Joker

A woman was shaking out a rug on the balcony of her 17th floor condominium when a sudden gust of wind blew her over the railing. "Damn, that was stupid," she thought as she fell. "What a way to die." As she passed the 14th floor, a man standing at his railing caught her in his...

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Views: 34855     Rated: +4.93 (366)   

Time for a little raisin bread

Categories Sex Joke

Published: 03 March 2004

Authror: The Porn Joker

A general store owner hires a young female clerk with a penchant for very short skirts. One day a young man enters the store, glances at the clerk, and glances at the loaves of bread behind the counter. "I`d like some raisin bread, please," the man says politely. The clerk nods and...

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Views: 46658     Rated: +4.87 (982)   

You reap what you sew

Categories Sex Joke

Published: 03 March 2004

Authror: The Porn Joker

man and his wife are doing yard work. Husband says to wife, "Your butt is as wide as the grill." She ignores the remark. A little later the husband takes his measuring tape and goes over to his wife while she is bending over working in a flower bed. He measures her rear end and gasps,...

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Views: 29345     Rated: +4.53 (321)   

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