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TASTES LIKE ORANGE JUICE

Categories Sex Joke

Published: 04 March 2004

Author: The Porn Joker

TASTES LIKE ORANGE JUICE An entrepreneur meets with a bank's loan officer and asks for $100,000 to start his business. The loan officer asks what kind of business he wants to start. The man states that he has invented a can of spray that when used on a ladies privates, makes it taste...

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Views: 29322     Rated: +4.65 (147)   

BROTHERS WHO CROSS MEDICINES

Categories Sex Joke

Published: 04 March 2004

Author: The Porn Joker

BROTHERS WHO CROSS MEDICINES Once there were two brothers who were depressed. One was depressed because his penis was too small; the other was depressed because his pubic hair was too long, so they decided to go to the doctor.The doctor prescribed different medicine for them both and told...

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Views: 67743     Rated: +4.82 (1099)   

MOVING TO LAS VEGAS

Categories Sex Joke

Published: 04 March 2004

Author: The Porn Joker

MOVING TO LAS VEGAS So this guy comes home and finds his wife packing her suitcase. "Where do you think you're going?" he says. "I'm moving to Las Vegas. I just found out I can make $500 doing what I've been doing around here for free." So the husband...

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Views: 32292     Rated: +4.89 (304)   

SANTA AND BEAUTIFUL LADY

Categories Sex Joke

Published: 04 March 2004

Author: The Porn Joker

SANTA AND BEAUTIFUL LADY Santa Claus arrives at a house and climbs down the chimney to find a beautiful blonde, laying on the bed. She looks at Santa and says, "Oh Santa I'm so horny will you please stay with me?" Santa says, "Ho! Ho! Ho! You know I gotta go...got to...

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Views: 28704     Rated: +5.08 (183)   

OLD COUPLE CELEBRATING ANNIVERSARY

Categories Sex Joke

Published: 04 March 2004

Author: The Porn Joker

An old couple in their 80's went out to dinner to celebrate their 60th wedding anniversary and ended up at the same restaurant they ate at while beginning their honeymoon. The old man takes a look outside the restaurant window and says to his wife, "remember that fence across the street?...

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Views: 28930     Rated: +5.19 (170)   

SEXY NEW LADY IN TOWN

Categories Sex Joke

Published: 04 March 2004

Author: The Porn Joker

A very sexy new lady moved into town and all of the guys wanted to sleep with her but she was not going for it. She had taken a position with the local church and her religious upbringing kept her away from the throngs of lusty males in town. Finally one of the more attractive hunks in town...

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Views: 29170     Rated: +4.82 (198)   

FIRST CRACK AT PARACHUTE JUMPING

Categories Sex Joke

Published: 04 March 2004

Author: The Porn Joker

A young man comes home from the armed forces on leave for the first time, and his dad takes him out for a beer. When they get their beers, his dad asks him, "So son, how do you like the army so far?" "Pretty good, dad," the son replies, "but I had a strange experience...

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Views: 38240     Rated: +5.11 (398)   

GRANDMA AND LITTLE BOY DISCUSSING SCHOOL

Categories Sex Joke

Published: 04 March 2004

Author: The Porn Joker

GRANDMA AND LITTLE BOY DISCUSSING SCHOOL The grandmother greeted her 12-year old grandson when he came home from school and decided to make casual conversation. She said to him, "Johnny, what did you learn in school today? Little Johnny looked at her and said, "Oh, the usual. I...

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Views: 39553     Rated: +5.23 (298)   

CINDERELLA STAYS OUT TOO LATE

Categories Sex Joke

Published: 04 March 2004

Author: The Porn Joker

Cinderella wanted to go to the ball so she sought out her Fairy Godmother for advice. "I will let you go to the ball, Cinderella," she said, "but you must do two things. You must wear a diaphragm and you must return before 2:00 a.m. or else your diaphragm will turn into a...

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Views: 52671     Rated: +4.82 (750)   

PINOCCHIO NEEDS HELP WITH SEX

Categories Sex Joke

Published: 04 March 2004

Author: The Porn Joker

PINOCCHIO NEEDS HELP WITH SEX Pinocchio sought out Gippetto for help. He explained to Gippetto that every time he had sex with his girlfriend, she would get splinters and complain. Gipetto said to Pinocchio, "No problem. Before you have sex next time rub your nose with some sandpaper...

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Views: 28883     Rated: +5.14 (179)   

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