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RING THE FIRE BELL

Categories Sex Joke

Published: 03 March 2004

Author: The Porn Joker

When the fire chief retired from his dept. of 25 yrs., the dept. buys him a brass bell. He takes the bell home and tells his wife that if he rings the bell once, he is thinking about sex. If he rings it twice, he's getting ready. If he rings it three times, here he comes. Well, later that...

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Views: 27522     Rated: +4.95 (163)   

GREEN DWARF

Categories Sex Joke

Published: 03 March 2004

Author: The Porn Joker

A teacher was giving her lessons to her first grade students. The topic was about forming a complete word from several given letters. She gave the class an oral test but, whenever she could, she tried to avoid calling Bart for the recitation. She knew very well that Bart was able to make offensive...

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Views: 40022     Rated: +4.28 (321)   

JUST PARKIN' MY CAR

Categories Sex Joke

Published: 03 March 2004

Author: The Porn Joker

A six year old kid walks in to his parents' room. When he opened the door, he stopped in shock when he saw his father pumping away at his mom. The kid says, "Hey, Dad, what are you doing?" The father was surprised to hear his kid's voice from behind so he stopped pumping,...

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Views: 31209     Rated: +4.97 (193)   

THE ELVIS TATTOO

Categories Sex Joke

Published: 03 March 2004

Author: The Porn Joker

A young lady who just worshiped Elvis Presley, decided to get herself a tattoo of him on her right, upper, inner thigh. She located a tattoo parlor that specialized in rock and roll tattoos and asked the artist if he would do the job. He agreed and when it was finished, the lady looked at the...

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Views: 27622     Rated: +4.98 (231)   

THE TRUCKER

Categories Sex Joke

Published: 03 March 2004

Author: The Porn Joker

A trucker who had driven his fully loaded rig to the top of a steep hill and was just starting down the equally steep other side when he noticed a man and a woman lying in the center of the road, making love. He blew his air horn several times as he was bearing down on them. Realizing that they...

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Views: 34981     Rated: +4.91 (366)   

SOME THINGS YOU JUST CAN'T EXPLAIN

Categories Sex Joke

Published: 03 March 2004

Author: The Porn Joker

A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar getting stewed. A man comes in and asks the farmer, "Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful day getting drunk?" Farmer: "Some things you just can't explain." Man: "So what happened that is so...

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Views: 137131     Rated: +4.92 (5656)   

PENIS STUDY

Categories Sex Joke

Published: 03 March 2004

Author: The Porn Joker

Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the head on a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two years and cost over $1.2 million. The study concluded that the reason the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft was to provide the man with...

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Views: 69513     Rated: +4.93 (1634)   

WORKER IN NEED OF HAND SAW

Categories Sex Joke

Published: 03 March 2004

Author: The Porn Joker

There is a construction worker on a third story building, which is being built. He needs a hand saw but he can't find one, so he looks around and sure enough he sees one on the first floor of the building. So he tries to get another worker's attention on the first floor by yelling but...

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Views: 37163     Rated: +4.87 (614)   

YOUNG BOYS TAKE WALK IN WOODS

Categories Sex Joke

Published: 03 March 2004

Author: The Porn Joker

Three young boys are sitting on a bench in the park. A little girl walks up and asks if the first little boy wants to go walking in the woods. He replies, yes, they take off, and are gone for about thirty minutes. When he returns he has a very big grin on his face. The same situation happens to...

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Views: 51852     Rated: +4.92 (1066)   

SMALL GUY ON ELEVATOR

Categories Sex Joke

Published: 03 March 2004

Author: The Porn Joker

A small guy goes into an elevator, when he gets in he notices a huge dude standing next to him. The big dude looks down upon the small guy and says: "7 foot tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch dick, 3 pound left ball, 3 pound right ball, Turner Brown." The small white guy faints! The big dude...

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Views: 30565     Rated: +4.89 (245)   

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