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The Leaf Fan

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Authror: christinemoody6969

Published: 08 February 2015

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The Leaf Fan

Two friends were working and one of them said. "Hey are you going to the hockey game on Saturday night?"
"Nah." said the other. "My wife gets mad every time I go."
"You tool, there's nothing to it." the first stated. "An hour before the game grab your wife, carry her into the bedroom, rip off her clothes, fuck her hard, and then say 'I'm going to the game"
The following Monday, the two men met up at work and the first one asked if the other had tried what he had suggested.
The second man said. "Well... I grabbed my wife, carried her into the bedroom, ripped off her clothes..."
The first looked at him. "Yeah, and?"
"Well." said the second. "As i was unzipping my fly I thought to myself, What the fuck am I doing... the Leafs aren't going to make the playoffs anyways.

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