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The Homer Simpson Joke

Categories Sex Joke, Fiction, Incest

Authror: seraphicalways2k15

Published: 20 February 2015

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THE HOMER SIMPSON STORY

Marge Simpson visits Dr.Nick
Marge-"Doctor nick. Homer is not interested in sex anymore,he is either too dunk or too sleepy"
Dr Nick-"well there is a new experimental drug that i have that might help..but be careful with the dosage...it will increase his sexual urges""

So marge gets a bottle of pills and she drives home..
The first day she gives him one pill..they have a little sex..
the next day she gives him more and they have a bit better night..
the third day she drugs him 3 and she gets a very good night
But now marge wanted more she thought why not give him the whole dose...



a few days later Dr nick gets a call from Bart saying it's an emergency..The doc come as fast as he could and knocks on the door..Bart answers the door and yells
doctor my mother is dead..my sister is pregnant..my ass hurts..and homer is running around the house saying "hey pussy pussy"

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