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My first kiss was one I would rather forget. I was twelve and only did

Categories Sex Joke, Black

Published: 22 November 2012

Authror: sppolash7

New kid I was the new kid. The only people I could pretend to know were primary school friends, but I had not seen any of them since grade six - everything had changed. I turned up in a second-hand uniform hoping that might help confuse me with the regulars, and maybe it did, but unfortunately...

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Views: 40704     Rated: +4.16 (524)    Comments: 32

Funny Sex Joke.

Categories Sex Joke

Published: 10 November 2012

Authror: SubmissiveScarlett

WHAT'S BIG,BLACK AND FULL OF SEAMEN?` A Submarine.xD _______________________________________ Its very cheesy I know but I'm very bored. Idk how to fill up the 5000 characters so I'm gonna sing a Chrristmas Carol! Deck the halls...

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Views: 36430     Rated: +3.78 (656)    Comments: 27

suprise daddy

Categories Sex Joke

Published: 30 October 2012

Authror: kingchan

Mom and son....... Son1: Chan Son2: Jack MOM: Your father will be released from prison by this year after his 15 years of jail life..... Jack: ho! It is good to hear !! I have an idea to suprise him mom... Mom: whats that honey ?? Jack: we should Fuck immediately and suprise him...

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Views: 97116     Rated: +2.83 (265)    Comments: 13

kinky king

Categories Sex Joke

Published: 26 October 2012

Authror: kingchan

This joke is between KING & HIS MINISTER ..... Today there is a serious conflict between the king & queen so he can't even touch her fingertip even he is so horny...!! The next day in the cabinet ..... KING: Hae! Why your right nostril is bigger than your left one?? Do any...

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Views: 16168     Rated: +3.96 (212)    Comments: 17

More Funny Jokes

Categories Sex Joke, Written by women

Published: 15 September 2012

Authror: kittykat_XD

1.) What do you call a 90-year old man that can still madturbate? A.) Miracle whip! 2.)Why don't witches wear panties when flying? A.) To get a better grip on the broomstick! 3.)What's the quickest way to clear out a mens restroom? A.) Say "Nice Dick". 4.)What's the...

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Views: 37275     Rated: +6.08 (513)    Comments: 19

NO BITCHIN ON THESE JOKES

Categories Sex Joke, Black, Death

Published: 13 September 2012

Authror: RandJr

Q:Why does the black guy say to the fast white guy? A:Are you a racist? Q:Whats black, long, and curved? A.: The line to KFC Story Joke: There 3 tomatoes. Papa T., Mama Tomato, Tomato Jr. The're all walked down to the story when Papa notices Jr. is walkin a little slow. He Grabs his...

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Views: 21505     Rated: +3.97 (479)    Comments: 29

bad joke

Categories Sex Joke

Published: 03 September 2012

Authror: dragon888

€~€€|€JJjjinjnefujjjnrjdjjvjhrgfhfyhvdjggntttntjjjdiejgfjujjjjjjjjfjfjjjjufj Yo moma so ugly she gave Freddy Cuoger night mares Fghfhrgfgfbfhejhttfjrjtjfntjfbfgijj Yo mama so fat when she died she broke the stairway to heaven Yo mama so fat she invented the flat...

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Views: 14331     Rated: +2.88 (184)    Comments: 22

yo momma

Categories Sex Joke

Published: 03 September 2012

Authror: dragon888

Yo momma so fat she made the flat screen yo momma so fat when she died she broke the stair way to heaven Yo momma so ugly she gave freddy couger nightmares yo momma so big she ate the universe yo momma so evil she made the devil her slave yo momma so tall she can see heaven Yo momma so...

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Views: 16387     Rated: +3.33 (225)    Comments: 36

Long Funny Sex Jokes

Categories Sex Joke, Job/Place-of-work, Wife, Written by women

Published: 23 August 2012

Authror: Monkey-Qween

Christmas Eve A man is about to jump off London Bridge when he hears a voice behind him. It's Santa Claus. "Why do this? It's Christmas Eve?" Santa says. "Because I've lost my job, " the man answered, " my wife has left me, and I have no presents for...

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Views: 82401     Rated: +7.48 (774)    Comments: 22

im sorry

Categories Sex Joke

Published: 22 August 2012

Authror: bigmonkeytail73

one night a 13 year adopted kid walks in his moms room wakes her up and says that his foster dad is gone and that he is going to rape her she screams "nooooo” and slaps him across his african american face he goes to his room crying slams his door and jumps on his bed and breaks one the...

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Views: 17304     Rated: +2.59 (251)    Comments: 21

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