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A Wedding Night Story

Categories Sex Joke

Published: 02 March 2004

Authror: The Porn Joker

On their first night to be together, the newlywed couple go to get changed. The new bride comes out of the bathroom, all showered and wearing her beautiful robe. The proud husband says, "My dear, we are married now, you can open your robe." The beautiful young woman opens her robe, and...

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Honeymooners In The Log Cabin

Categories Sex Joke

Published: 02 March 2004

Authror: The Porn Joker

A newlywed couple were spending their honeymoon in a remote log cabin resort way up the mountains. They had registered on Saturday and they had not been seen for 5 days. An elderly couple ran the resort, and they were getting concerned about the welfare of these newlyweds. The old man decided to...

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Views: 32598     Rated: +5.24 (164)   

3 Eggs And A Little Cash!

Categories Sex Joke

Published: 02 March 2004

Authror: The Porn Joker

A women on her deathbed called her husband and instructed him to look under their bed and open the wooden box he found. He was puzzled by the 3 eggs and $7,000 in cash he found in the box, so he asked his wife what the eggs were for. "Oh those", she replied, "every time we had bad...

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Views: 214721     Rated: +4.01 (20150)   

A Lesson That Will Always Be True

Categories Sex Joke

Published: 02 March 2004

Authror: The Porn Joker

Every day a 4th grade boy walks home from school past a 4th grade girl's house. One day he he stops to taunt the little girl. He holds up the football and says "See this football? Football is a boys game and girls can't have one!" The little girl runs in the house crying and...

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Views: 46545     Rated: +7.25 (654)    Comments: 29

Mother Of Six

Categories Sex Joke

Published: 02 March 2004

Authror: The Porn Joker

A husband, so proud of the fact that his wife had given birth to 6 children, begins to call her "mother of six" rather than by her first name. The wife, amused at first, chuckles. A few years down the road, the wife has grown tired of her husband's description. "Mother of...

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Views: 37427     Rated: +4.93 (363)   

God Tells Adam The Awful Truth

Categories Sex Joke

Published: 02 March 2004

Authror: The Porn Joker

One day God came to Adam for a brief discussion. "I've got some good news and some bad news." God said. Adam looked thoughtfully at his maker and replied, "Please give me the good news first." Smiling, God explained, "I've created two new organs for you. One...

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