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yo momma jokes

Categories Sex Joke

Published: 21 August 2012

Authror: bigmonkeytail73

yo momma is so fay she has her own orbit yo momma so poor i saw her kickin a can down the street and i asked her what she was doin she said she was movin yo momma is just like chinese food sweet,sour,and cheap yo momma is just like strawberries sweet, and goes great with sugar or whipped...

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Views: 14675     Rated: +3.39 (248)    Comments: 22

A Failure

Categories Sex Joke

Published: 07 August 2012

Authror: Wimmers

I would like to dedicate this joke to my great friend [NMS]PKed, he will love this. A couple had been dating for about six months, but the guy had been too afraid to make any sexual advances because of his tiny organ. Finally one night, he raises up his courage, and takes her to a secluded...

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Views: 17689     Rated: +5.92 (292)    Comments: 26

Bottom Trouble.

Categories Sex Joke

Published: 28 July 2012

Authror: Wimmers

A man goes to the doctor and says "I've got a huge hole in my ass." The doctors says "Drop your pants, bend over and I will have a look". "Fuck me" says the doctor " What could have made a hole as big as that?" The patient replies...

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Views: 33942     Rated: +6.38 (431)    Comments: 17

some funny jokes

Categories Sex Joke

Published: 27 July 2012

Authror: kittykat_XD

just some jokes i know of... 1.) there were three men in a club, and along comes a sexy waitress, the 1st guy licks a tenner and sticks it to the waitress' left ass cheek. the 2nd man, licks two tenners and sticks them on the waitress' right ass cheek. the 3rd man, not wanting to be...

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Views: 37585     Rated: +6.44 (455)    Comments: 20

Work Ethic

Categories Sex Joke

Published: 24 July 2012

Authror: Rampant1

Paddy is attending a seminar on ‘work ethic’. In the room is a bloke called Max, a carriage clock and a dwarf mother of three. ‘Right Paddy,’ the dwarf says, ‘Max & I are going to demonstrate some examples of our attitude to work. Afterwards we’d like...

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Views: 15472     Rated: +5.41 (109)    Comments: 9

What a Shock.

Categories Sex Joke

Published: 22 July 2012

Authror: Wimmers

A man was having problems with premature ejaculation so he decided to go to the doctor. He asked the doctor what could he do to cure his problem. In response the doctor said, "When you feel like you are getting ready to ejaculate try startling yourself". That same day the man went...

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Views: 47125     Rated: +6.75 (979)    Comments: 66

Ga Tec

Categories Sex Joke

Published: 20 July 2012

Authror: RandJr

There is a little girl in court, because she was beaten and raped by her separated mother and father. Being a minor she HAD to choose the Guardian. The judge asked her, you'd you like to like with your dad She shook her head, 'no, he beats and rapes me.' The judge then asked,...

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Views: 15498     Rated: +4.7 (83)    Comments: 78

QUICKIES.

Categories Sex Joke

Published: 18 July 2012

Authror: Wimmers

Wife and husband have bought condoms with different flavours. "Darling, I will turn off the light, put one on and you guess the flavour." As soon as he turns off the light, she takes it in the mouth and says: "Gorgonzola" "Wait!!, it is not on...

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Views: 62200     Rated: +7.61 (415)    Comments: 33

sucks to be you

Categories Sex Joke

Published: 11 July 2012

Authror: mr.bootywarrior

a very drunkman was laying on a beach jacking off when a little girl about 5 came walking toward him so he threw a newspaper over his erection.."whats under there?"asked the little girl...after a minute the man replied his pet bird..."can i play with it?"..the man shakes his...

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Views: 34799     Rated: +6.81 (573)    Comments: 14

mom says its ok

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Published: 10 July 2012

Authror: mr.bootywarrior

a little boy went off to camp for the first time ever.the first nite there it started to thunder and lightning,so the the little boy ran into the sexy counslers tent.. boy: i am scared can i sleep with u woman: no its not right boy: but mom says its ok woman: fine so the boy crawls over and...

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Views: 41164     Rated: +6.49 (581)    Comments: 11

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