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erotic story icon THREE HOOKERS TALKING erotic story letter

Three former older hookers got together and were talking about the good ol' days. The first one said, "Back when I was hooking, I only got $20.00 for a blow job." The second one then said, "Well, that ain't so bad. When I was hooking, I only got $10.00 for a blow...

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erotic story icon COMPUTER WINS OUT IN THE END erotic story letter

One day, Pete complained to his friend, "My elbow really hurts. I guess I should see a doctor." His friend said, "Don't do that. There's a computer at the drug store that can diagnose anything quicker and cheaper than a doctor. Simply put in a sample of your urine, and the...

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erotic story icon FROG THAT GIVES BLOW JOBS erotic story letter

A woman went into a pet shop to buy her husband a pet. After looking around she realized that all the pets there were very expensive. She went to the counter and questioned the clerk. "I wanted to buy my husband a pet, but all of yours are so expensive", she said. ...

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erotic story icon GEORGE BURNS WITH OPRAH erotic story letter

George Burns was on the Oprah Winfrey Show, and bragged, that despite his 97 years, he could still have sex three times a night. After the show, Oprah said, "George, if I'm not being too forward, I'd love to have sex with an older man. Let's go back to my place." So they...

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erotic story icon THE MONICA LEWINSKY erotic story letter

A man walks into a brothel and is greeted at the front entrance by the madam. He asks her what services they offer and what the fees are. She then tells him that blow jobs will cost him $100, intercourse will cost $200, and the Monica Lewinsky will cost $250. Scratching his head he says to her,...

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A company was in the process of downsizing when a boss approaches one of his department heads and tells him that he must terminate one of his divisional managers. "Boy, that's a tough one the department head tells him. Both of my division managers, Jack and Jill are excellent employees....

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President Clinton died of a heart attack as a result of all of the harassment and scandals and entered the gates of Hell. The Gatekeeper greeted him, recognizing the President and said, "Mr. President, you were a good man and tried to serve your country, so I am prepared to cut you a deal....

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erotic story icon GUY WHO CAN'T GET IT UP erotic story letter

A guy goes into the doctor's office with a problem. He tells the doctor that for several years he has been having trouble getting an erection with his wife. The doctor gives him a complete physical and before he sends the guy home, tells him to bring his wife in tomorrow. The guy thinks the...

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A woman from France is touring in the United States when she develops a serious case of the crabs. She decides to go to a pharmacy and get some medicine for her condition. Her English is not very good and she tells the pharmacist, "I vould like some medicine that geet reed of bugs in de...

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A very happy guy, named Bill Smith, entered a nursing home. All of the staff and patients had to remark how bubbly and full of life he seemed. Then one day a nurse noticed the man acting very morose and dejected. She decided to ask him if anything was wrong. "Why yes, there's...

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