Comments Chat TOP rating Top 300

стрелкаNew stories 68842

стрелкаAnal 12637 +1

стрелкаAsian 1564

стрелкаAss to mouth 3439

стрелкаAuthoritarian 2664

стрелкаBDSM 6037 +1

стрелкаBestiality 2928 +3

стрелкаBi-sexual 5364

стрелкаBlack 1784 +1

стрелкаBlackmail 1860

стрелкаBlowjob 17703 +2

стрелкаBody modification 1169

стрелкаBoy 1700

стрелкаCheating 4016

стрелкаCoercion 2223 +1

стрелкаConsensual Sex 14562 +9

стрелкаCuckold 1078

стрелкаCum Swallowing 7630 +1

стрелкаDark Fantasy 5292 +2

стрелкаDeath 785

стрелкаDiary 2849 +1

стрелкаDiscipline 854 +1

стрелкаDomination/submission 3430 +5

стрелкаDrug 931

стрелкаErotica 3511 +2

стрелкаExhibitionism 2828 +1

стрелкаExtreme 882 +1

стрелкаFantastic 2202

стрелкаFantasy 11830 +4

стрелкаFemale Domination 1068

стрелкаFemale solo 2010

стрелкаFiction 31377 +1

стрелкаFirst Time 4745 +2

стрелкаFisting 291

стрелкаFoot or shoe fetish 241

стрелкаGay 2819

стрелкаGothic 167

стрелкаGroup Sex 2448

стрелкаHardcore 1861

стрелкаHumiliation 1449

стрелкаIncest 9086 +4

стрелкаInterracial 1125

стрелкаJob/Place-of-work 1119

стрелкаLactation 210

стрелкаLatina 180

стрелкаLesbian 3142 +1

стрелкаMale / Female 6343

стрелкаMale Domination 456 +1

стрелкаmassage 192 +1

стрелкаMasturbation 2119 +4

стрелкаMature 954

стрелкаMind Control 613

стрелкаMonster 270

стрелкаMurder 179

стрелкаNon-consensual sex 920

стрелкаNon-Erotic 650

стрелкаOral Sex 3102 +3

стрелкаPoem 453

стрелкаPregnant 436

стрелкаProstitution 319 +2

стрелкаRape 1011

стрелкаReluctance 652

стрелкаRomance 2121

стрелкаSchool 781 +1

стрелкаSex Joke 689

стрелкаSlavery 240 +1

стрелкаSpanking 288

стрелкаTeen 4480 +2

стрелкаThreesome 686 +2

стрелкаTorture 148

стрелкаToys 233

стрелкаTranssexual 243

стрелкаTrue Story 11353 +2

стрелкаViolence 400

стрелкаVirginity 676 +2

стрелкаVoyeurism 578

стрелкаWater Sports/Pissing 215

стрелкаWife 621

стрелкаWritten by women 814 +1


Sex games

Take Your Choice

Author: The Porn Joker

Date: 3 March 2004

Sex Joke

  • Font:

Картинка к рассказу

A husband, one bright sunny morning, turns to his lovely wife, "Wife, we're going fishing this weekend, you, me and the dog."
The wife grimaces, "But I don't like fishing!"
"Look! We're going fishing and that's final."
"Do I have to go fishing with you... I really don't want to go!"
"Right I'll give you three choices... 1 You come fishing with me and the dog... 2 You give me a BLOW JOB.... 3 or you take it up the ass!"
The wife grimaces again, "But I don't want to do any of those things!"
"Wife I've given you three options.. You'll HAVE to do one of them! I'm going to the garage to sort out my fishing tackle, when I come back I expect you to have made up your mind!"
The wife sits and thinks about it.
Twenty minutes later her husband comes back, "Well! What have you decided? FISHING with me and the dog, BLOW JOB, or ass?"
The wife complains some more and finally makes up her mind, "O.K. I'll give you a blow job!"
"Great!" He says and drops his pants. The wife is on her knees doing the business. Suddenly she stops, looks up at her Husband, "Oh! It tastes absolutely disgusting... It tastes all shitty!"
"Yes!" says her husband "The dog didn't want to go fishing either."


33512   1 1220   Rating +4.93 [229]

Add to favorites
  • Complain about a story

    * Mandatory field

Leave your comment

Sign Up and leave comment

Last stories by The Porn Joker

arrowChat +5