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GUY TRYING TO PICK UP GIRL

Author: The Porn Joker

Date: 3 March 2004

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A guy is trying to pick up a girl but nothing seems to be working. She finally tells him that she wants to go home. The guy then tells her that if she will go home with him, he has a frog that is trained to eat pussy. Intrigued by this prospect, she agrees to go home with the guy. When they are at his house, he tells her to get undressed and to lie on the bed while he gets his frog. He brings the frog into the bedroom and puts it between her legs but the frog doesn't do anything.
Finally the guy grabs the frog and holds it up to his face and says to the frog, "Look! I'm only going to show you one last time."


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