Comments Chat TOP rating Top 300

ñòðåëêàNew stories 69845

ñòðåëêàAnal 12674

ñòðåëêàAsian 1570

ñòðåëêàAss to mouth 3466

ñòðåëêàAuthoritarian 2691

ñòðåëêàBDSM 6139 +1

ñòðåëêàBestiality 2976 +1

ñòðåëêàBi-sexual 5399

ñòðåëêàBlack 1801

ñòðåëêàBlackmail 1875

ñòðåëêàBlowjob 17867

ñòðåëêàBody modification 1178

ñòðåëêàBoy 1713

ñòðåëêàCheating 4090

ñòðåëêàCoercion 2264 +1

ñòðåëêàConsensual Sex 14917 +3

ñòðåëêàCuckold 1139

ñòðåëêàCum Swallowing 7737

ñòðåëêàDark Fantasy 5325

ñòðåëêàDeath 809

ñòðåëêàDiary 2886

ñòðåëêàDiscipline 877

ñòðåëêàDomination/submission 3532 +1

ñòðåëêàDrug 947

ñòðåëêàErotica 3575

ñòðåëêàExhibitionism 2863

ñòðåëêàExtreme 935

ñòðåëêàFantastic 2209

ñòðåëêàFantasy 11898

ñòðåëêàFemale Domination 1091

ñòðåëêàFemale solo 2017

ñòðåëêàFiction 31536

ñòðåëêàFirst Time 4795

ñòðåëêàFisting 306

ñòðåëêàFoot or shoe fetish 241

ñòðåëêàGay 2844

ñòðåëêàGothic 167

ñòðåëêàGroup Sex 2526 +1

ñòðåëêàHardcore 1903 +1

ñòðåëêàHumiliation 1488 +1

ñòðåëêàIncest 9243 +2

ñòðåëêàInterracial 1149

ñòðåëêàJob/Place-of-work 1126

ñòðåëêàLactation 212

ñòðåëêàLatina 184

ñòðåëêàLesbian 3176 +1

ñòðåëêàMale / Female 6373

ñòðåëêàMale Domination 488

ñòðåëêàmassage 194

ñòðåëêàMasturbation 2197

ñòðåëêàMature 988 +1

ñòðåëêàMind Control 629

ñòðåëêàMonster 286

ñòðåëêàMurder 197

ñòðåëêàNon-consensual sex 950

ñòðåëêàNon-Erotic 651

ñòðåëêàOral Sex 3265 +3

ñòðåëêàPoem 456

ñòðåëêàPregnant 458

ñòðåëêàProstitution 331

ñòðåëêàRape 1047

ñòðåëêàReluctance 661

ñòðåëêàRomance 2171

ñòðåëêàSchool 802

ñòðåëêàSex Joke 689

ñòðåëêàSlavery 246

ñòðåëêàSpanking 302

ñòðåëêàTeen 4637 +3

ñòðåëêàThreesome 718 +1

ñòðåëêàTorture 161

ñòðåëêàToys 241

ñòðåëêàTranssexual 255

ñòðåëêàTrue Story 11425

ñòðåëêàViolence 415

ñòðåëêàVirginity 746 +2

ñòðåëêàVoyeurism 625

ñòðåëêàWater Sports/Pissing 226 +1

ñòðåëêàWife 665

ñòðåëêàWritten by women 828


Sex games

GUY TRYING TO PICK UP GIRL

Author: The Porn Joker

Date: 3 March 2004

Sex Joke

  • Font:

story pic

A guy is trying to pick up a girl but nothing seems to be working. She finally tells him that she wants to go home. The guy then tells her that if she will go home with him, he has a frog that is trained to eat pussy. Intrigued by this prospect, she agrees to go home with the guy. When they are at his house, he tells her to get undressed and to lie on the bed while he gets his frog. He brings the frog into the bedroom and puts it between her legs but the frog doesn't do anything.
Finally the guy grabs the frog and holds it up to his face and says to the frog, "Look! I'm only going to show you one last time."


46626   1 625   Rating +4.89 [564]

Add to favorites
  • Complain about a story

    * Mandatory field

Leave your comment

Sign Up and leave comment

Last stories by The Porn Joker