Two eighty-year olds were trying to decide what to do on their upcoming vacation. Since the had never been a part for even one night of their married life, they decided to go on separate vacations. So the old guy packed his bathing suit and headed for Florida. While the lady packed her bikini and went to San Francisco. After several days, the old lady received this telegram from her husband: "Never realized I could have so much fun. I've found myself two twenty-year old blondes in bikinis and I'm never coming home."
Several days later the man received his telegram: "I likewise have found two twenty-year old studs here on the beach in San Francisco...and I'm not coming home either...and remember, twenty goes into eighty more times than eighty goes into twenty."

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