Comments Chat TOP rating Top 300

ñòðåëêàNew stories 69521

ñòðåëêàAnal 12669

ñòðåëêàAsian 1567

ñòðåëêàAss to mouth 3460

ñòðåëêàAuthoritarian 2675

ñòðåëêàBDSM 6089 +2

ñòðåëêàBestiality 2962 +1

ñòðåëêàBi-sexual 5386

ñòðåëêàBlack 1796

ñòðåëêàBlackmail 1867

ñòðåëêàBlowjob 17821

ñòðåëêàBody modification 1177 +1

ñòðåëêàBoy 1710

ñòðåëêàCheating 4073

ñòðåëêàCoercion 2250

ñòðåëêàConsensual Sex 14816 +1

ñòðåëêàCuckold 1125

ñòðåëêàCum Swallowing 7696

ñòðåëêàDark Fantasy 5321

ñòðåëêàDeath 805

ñòðåëêàDiary 2877

ñòðåëêàDiscipline 864

ñòðåëêàDomination/submission 3489 +2

ñòðåëêàDrug 941

ñòðåëêàErotica 3565

ñòðåëêàExhibitionism 2847

ñòðåëêàExtreme 926

ñòðåëêàFantastic 2208

ñòðåëêàFantasy 11880

ñòðåëêàFemale Domination 1085 +2

ñòðåëêàFemale solo 2013

ñòðåëêàFiction 31487

ñòðåëêàFirst Time 4775

ñòðåëêàFisting 298

ñòðåëêàFoot or shoe fetish 241

ñòðåëêàGay 2834

ñòðåëêàGothic 167

ñòðåëêàGroup Sex 2505

ñòðåëêàHardcore 1897

ñòðåëêàHumiliation 1476

ñòðåëêàIncest 9191 +4

ñòðåëêàInterracial 1144

ñòðåëêàJob/Place-of-work 1125

ñòðåëêàLactation 211

ñòðåëêàLatina 183

ñòðåëêàLesbian 3163 +1

ñòðåëêàMale / Female 6372

ñòðåëêàMale Domination 469

ñòðåëêàmassage 192

ñòðåëêàMasturbation 2171

ñòðåëêàMature 979

ñòðåëêàMind Control 617

ñòðåëêàMonster 277

ñòðåëêàMurder 193

ñòðåëêàNon-consensual sex 941

ñòðåëêàNon-Erotic 651

ñòðåëêàOral Sex 3181

ñòðåëêàPoem 455 +1

ñòðåëêàPregnant 441

ñòðåëêàProstitution 329

ñòðåëêàRape 1040

ñòðåëêàReluctance 657

ñòðåëêàRomance 2152

ñòðåëêàSchool 798

ñòðåëêàSex Joke 689

ñòðåëêàSlavery 245

ñòðåëêàSpanking 301 +1

ñòðåëêàTeen 4578 +2

ñòðåëêàThreesome 711

ñòðåëêàTorture 154

ñòðåëêàToys 240

ñòðåëêàTranssexual 249

ñòðåëêàTrue Story 11410

ñòðåëêàViolence 406

ñòðåëêàVirginity 718 +2

ñòðåëêàVoyeurism 606 +2

ñòðåëêàWater Sports/Pissing 219

ñòðåëêàWife 663 +1

ñòðåëêàWritten by women 820


Sex games

The Miracle Time Teller

Author: christinemoody6969

Date: 8 February 2015

Sex Joke

  • Font:

story pic

Some American tourists were cruising the marketplace in Cairo, Egypt, looking for some souvenirs to bring home with them, and one of them came across a man knelt down by a camel and he asked.
"Excuse me sir, would you happen to have the time?"
The Egyptian looked at him, reached up, and took the camel by the balls and moved them slightly to the left.
"Its ten after two." he pronounced.
The American was amazed, he couldn't believe what he had just seen and he ran off to find his friends and tell them about the man who could tell time from a camel's balls. After a short time he found them and of course they didn't believe him so he insisted that they go back and he'd prove it, so they agreed and returned.
The American once again asked. "Excuse sir, I'm sorry to bother you again, but would you have the time?"
The Egyptian looked at him and once again reached out and grabbed the camels balls and once again slightly moved them to the left and said. "It's twenty after two."
The group was amazed and they left to go about their business, but the original discoverer of the miracle time teller remained behind. "Listen my friend, I would love to know how you do that. If I give you one hundred American dollars would you show me how you do it?"
The Egyptian thought for a moment and nodded ok and pocketed the hundred dollars and then motioned to the American to kneel where he was. The American knelt and then the Egyptian said. "All right grab the camels balls and gently pick them up and slightly move them to the left."
The American followed the Egyptian's orders to the tee and then asked. "Now what?"
The Egyptian said. "Ok crouch down a little more, now do you see that clock on the wall over there?"


9749   1 1733   Rating +7.41 [54]

Add to favorites
  • Complain about a story

    * Mandatory field

Leave your comment

Sign Up and leave comment

Last stories by christinemoody6969

arrowChat +6