Comments Chat TOP rating Top 300

стрелкаNew stories 68789

стрелкаAnal 12632

стрелкаAsian 1564

стрелкаAss to mouth 3439

стрелкаAuthoritarian 2663

стрелкаBDSM 6033

стрелкаBestiality 2925 +1

стрелкаBi-sexual 5363

стрелкаBlack 1783

стрелкаBlackmail 1860 +1

стрелкаBlowjob 17691

стрелкаBody modification 1169

стрелкаBoy 1700

стрелкаCheating 4015

стрелкаCoercion 2220

стрелкаConsensual Sex 14544 +5

стрелкаCuckold 1075

стрелкаCum Swallowing 7627

стрелкаDark Fantasy 5290

стрелкаDeath 785

стрелкаDiary 2845

стрелкаDiscipline 853

стрелкаDomination/submission 3419

стрелкаDrug 931

стрелкаErotica 3508

стрелкаExhibitionism 2823

стрелкаExtreme 881

стрелкаFantastic 2201

стрелкаFantasy 11824

стрелкаFemale Domination 1068

стрелкаFemale solo 2010

стрелкаFiction 31367

стрелкаFirst Time 4740

стрелкаFisting 291 +1

стрелкаFoot or shoe fetish 241

стрелкаGay 2818

стрелкаGothic 167

стрелкаGroup Sex 2447 +1

стрелкаHardcore 1861

стрелкаHumiliation 1446

стрелкаIncest 9076 +3

стрелкаInterracial 1122

стрелкаJob/Place-of-work 1118 +2

стрелкаLactation 210

стрелкаLatina 180

стрелкаLesbian 3137 +1

стрелкаMale / Female 6342

стрелкаMale Domination 453

стрелкаmassage 191

стрелкаMasturbation 2113

стрелкаMature 954

стрелкаMind Control 613

стрелкаMonster 270

стрелкаMurder 179

стрелкаNon-consensual sex 918

стрелкаNon-Erotic 650

стрелкаOral Sex 3098

стрелкаPoem 453

стрелкаPregnant 436

стрелкаProstitution 317

стрелкаRape 1009 +1

стрелкаReluctance 652 +1

стрелкаRomance 2121

стрелкаSchool 780 +1

стрелкаSex Joke 689

стрелкаSlavery 238

стрелкаSpanking 288

стрелкаTeen 4476 +3

стрелкаThreesome 683

стрелкаTorture 147 +1

стрелкаToys 233

стрелкаTranssexual 243

стрелкаTrue Story 11349

стрелкаViolence 398 +1

стрелкаVirginity 673 +3

стрелкаVoyeurism 577

стрелкаWater Sports/Pissing 214

стрелкаWife 621 +1

стрелкаWritten by women 813


Sex games

The Miracle Time Teller

Author: christinemoody6969

Date: 8 February 2015

Sex Joke

  • Font:

Картинка к рассказу

Some American tourists were cruising the marketplace in Cairo, Egypt, looking for some souvenirs to bring home with them, and one of them came across a man knelt down by a camel and he asked.
"Excuse me sir, would you happen to have the time?"
The Egyptian looked at him, reached up, and took the camel by the balls and moved them slightly to the left.
"Its ten after two." he pronounced.
The American was amazed, he couldn't believe what he had just seen and he ran off to find his friends and tell them about the man who could tell time from a camel's balls. After a short time he found them and of course they didn't believe him so he insisted that they go back and he'd prove it, so they agreed and returned.
The American once again asked. "Excuse sir, I'm sorry to bother you again, but would you have the time?"
The Egyptian looked at him and once again reached out and grabbed the camels balls and once again slightly moved them to the left and said. "It's twenty after two."
The group was amazed and they left to go about their business, but the original discoverer of the miracle time teller remained behind. "Listen my friend, I would love to know how you do that. If I give you one hundred American dollars would you show me how you do it?"
The Egyptian thought for a moment and nodded ok and pocketed the hundred dollars and then motioned to the American to kneel where he was. The American knelt and then the Egyptian said. "All right grab the camels balls and gently pick them up and slightly move them to the left."
The American followed the Egyptian's orders to the tee and then asked. "Now what?"
The Egyptian said. "Ok crouch down a little more, now do you see that clock on the wall over there?"


9715   1 1733   Rating +7.41 [54]

Add to favorites
  • Complain about a story

    * Mandatory field

Leave your comment

Sign Up and leave comment

Last stories by christinemoody6969