Rachel: Mom! I’m itchy!
Rebecca: Well, go give yoself a scratch then, honey!
Rachel: I can’t it’s really deep inside of me!
Rachel rubs her crotch.
Rebecca: Dawn’t chew dayre go scratchin yaself there young missy! I don’t want yew endin up like yo awnt Susie! You just ignore that itch n think about the Torah! Neva evah tutch yoself there, keep yoself pure until MARRAGE.
Rachel: Ok, mom. I love you.
Rebecca: Ok sweety, I luv yew too.
But the itch persists. Rachael tries to sleep, but is plagued by images of naked men. Her hands yank her panties into herself before being stricken by guilt.
Rachel: I can’t touch myself! Don’t do it! Oh, but it itches!
Rachel stares longly out the window and prays for a nice Jewish man to wife her up and make this itch go away. Suddenly, a tall, scraggly, wide eyed, black male comes walking down the street talking to himself.
Rachel: Maybe this man was sent by God! Maybe my prayers have been answered!
Rachel taps on the glass.
Rachel: Psst!
Rachel opens the window.
Rachel: Hey!
Jamal: Huh, whu??
Rachel: Hey! Psst! Come here! I need your help!
Jamal: You need my help? Sheeeeiit! I’m a grade A supa hero! Call me the BLACK NINJA!
Rachel: Shhh! Keep it down! My parents are asleep! Are you the jewish savior sent by god?
Jamal: I am captain Black Ninja, from far across the Chinese mountains. Sent to save the lan from EVIL! Sent by god or the devil, I’m here ta hep!
Rachel: He IS sent by God!
Rachel undoes the screen to her window and invites him inside.
Rachel: Alright, keep it down, ok?
Jamal: I’m a ninja! I’m silent! Where dis evil you need ta vanquish?
Rachel: I have this itch, but mom says I can’t touch it!
Jamal’s eyes widen and wears the worst poker face possible.
Jamal: OooOh gurl, you have the ITCH! That’s the DEVIL inside ya!
Rachel: The DEVIL?! Oh no!
Jamal: I’ve gotta use some of my BLACK MAJIK to get ridda dis!
Rachel: Hurry, the itch is deep inside! I don’t know what I’m gonna do! Hooooh.
Jamal: That itch, is it betweenya leegs?
Rachel: Uh huh.
Jamal: Can I touch it, feel around? Fin out whas wrong witchya?
Rachel: Please.
Jamal’s hand goes right for her pussy. It’s in here, innit?
Rachel: Uh huh. It’s worse deep inside.
Jamal: Oh, we might need to take ya clothes off fa dis one!
Rachel undresses.
Jamal: Yeah, shirt, panties, everythings gots ta go! OOH!
She finishes and Jamal works his fingers into her pussy.
Jamal: You aint neva been wit a man, have ya?
Rachel: My father and I spend a lot of time together, but I don’t know many men.
Jamal: Naw, I mean, no one’s eva helpchew out with yo itch befo?
Rachel: N-no.
Jamal: OOH WEE! This is gonna be SPECIAL! I’ve gotta bring out my MANHOOD ta help you out wit dis! Dat devil is real stuck up in dere!
Rachel watches nervously as Jamal, I mean, the black ninja, gets buck naked in front of her, and stares at his eleven and a quarter inch black rod between his legs.
Jamal: This is mah black staff, I’m gonna use ma magic ta get rid of dat demon inside ya!
Rachel: That’s gonna reach deep inside me and get rid of my itch? It looks really big, I don’t want it to hurt!
Jamal: The bigga tha betta, lady! Dat demon’s gotcha real bad, it’s gonna take a powerful majik blast to take care of it!
Rachel: Oh ok, please, just help me get rid of this itch!
Jamal: I gotchu gurl!
Jamal gets on top of her and eases in slowly, taking his time. He knows what the ladies like.
Rachel: Ooh, it kinda hurts!
Music to Jamal’s ears.
Rachel: Go slow, ok?
Jamal: Yeah, I’ll go real slow.
Jamal thrusts with his top three inches, getting her wet and loose, then dives in another inch and holds it.
Jamal: You like dat, baby?
Rachel: Ooh, it feels good! God really did send you!
Jamal: Yeah, that’s right. God's gift from above.
Jamal sinks another inch, then bucks his hips. Her virgin, hot, young pussy molds to the shape of his cock. Jamal sinks even deeper and finds her cervix.
Jamal: Did I get that itch yet?
Rachel: It feels much better, but the itch goes deeper than your black staff can reach! I don’t know what we’re gonna do!
Jamal: Gurl, I know JUS what to do! I’m gonna hit it with a blast of my BLACK MAJIK!
Jamal picks up the pace, Rachel’s virgin froth leaks out the sides and clings to the base of Jamal’s cock. His thrusts become wild, the bed makes loud springing noises.
Rachel: Oh god! Oh god! Your black rod feels wonderful! My itch is going away! It feels like if you keep going, you’ll get it!
Rebecca: Rachel sweetie? Are yew in thayre? I’m hearing laud strange NOISES in chore bedroom!
Rachel: Oh god! Oh god! I’m- I’m just praying, mama!
Rebecca: It’s reawly noisie in thayere! Are you sure you’re Okayie??
Rebecca opens the door and sees her young, fruitful, daughter getting railed deep by a scary tall black man.
Rebecca: RAAAYYYYCCCHHHEEELLLLLLL!!!!!!!!! WHAT ARE YEW DOING!!! YOU CRAZY BLACK MAN, GET OFFA MA DAWTAH!!
Jamal: Huh, whuh?? Oh, girl, who are you? I’ll be witchu inna moment!
Rachel: He’s helping me with my itch, mom!
Rebecca: HE’S RUINING YAW BAWDY! Ma innocent baby girl, RUINED! dAVID! Get the gun!
David: REBECCA, WHAT’S GOING ON?!
David runs in with his blue and white stiped pajamas, aware of the historical context, but they were on sale!
David: RAAYYYYCCCHEELLL!!!!! GET THAT CRAZY BLACK MAN OFF OF YOU!
Jamal: Hey! That’s BLACK NINJA to you! Mista boy in the striped pajamas!
Rachel: He’s helping me with my itch, daddy! He’s almost got it!
Rebecca: David, get the gun!
David runs to his closet.
David: Where is it, where is it?!
Jamal is slamming all eleven inches into Rachel’s flowering body. Pummeling her deeply, ruining her tight young pussy.
Rachel: I feel like something’s coming!
Rebecca: David, hurry!
David: Aww, all I can find is bird shot!
Rebecca: Just get it David, our dawtah’s gonna be ruined forevah!
David walks in, and fumbles with the shells.
Rachel: Oh, that’s it! You’re gonna get that demon! Oh, I feel it! Hnnnnggggg! It feels amazing!
Jamal unleashes a torrent of black magic deep into Rachel’s demon possessed pussy while her parents watch. Getting his nut lodged way up inside Rachel’s womb. Blasting that itch, sending that demon back to Jewish hell.
Jamal: Aaagggghhhh!!! Shit! Oh god yeah, I’m givin ya all mah BLACK MAJIK!
Rachel: Oh, your black magic is hitting me so deep! Right there! RIGHT THERE! That’s the spot! Your magic, give me all of it!
Jamal: Hnnngggg! I’m blastin dat demon! Demon, be gone!
BANG!
Jamal: Agghh!!! My ass! The hell was that?
Rebecca: Do it again David, he’s still thrawbbing inside owah dawtah!
BANG!
Jamal: AGGHHHH!!!! You hit me in da damn nuts! Gad dayum!
Rebecca: I’m calling the police!
Rachel: Oh, magical black man, why did this have to happen to you? You’ve only done good in this world…
Rachel sees the blood on her hand and starts crying.
Jamal: Reach inta my pocket, it’s a duhvice that will hep me.
Mid penetration, Rachel manages to pull out a bag, with a strange pipe and some rocks.
Jamal: Yes, put da rocks in there and light it up. Let me inhale! (Tschuuuuuuu!) Wooh baby! I’m back!
The pellets of bird shot fall out of his body and his wounds heal immediately. Jamal sings the theme to Popeye. David struggles to load another shell. Jamal whips around and smacks the gun out of his hands with his magical black staff.
David: Ahh! Get away from me, you crazy black man!
Jamal slaps him (with his hand), knocking him unconscious.
Rebecca: Police? Hi! I need someone ova here. There’s a BLACK man inside my house having his way wit my DAWTAH!! Send someone! Hurry! David, the police are on their way. DAVID!!
Jamal: DAYYYVID was no match for THE BLACK NINJA!
Jamal does karate in the air.
Rachel: Mom! Don’t call the police! He’s really nice! I think you’re being racist!
Rebecca: It’s too late, the police are on their way.
Jamal: Da police respons time for dis naybahood is twenty seven minutes and thirteen seconds. We can get a lot done in dat mount a time. It look like MRS. GOLDBERG hasn’t had a taste a da BLACK MAJIK!
Rebecca: How did yew know owa last name was Goldberg?!
Jamal: Huh? Sheeeeit. Cuz I’m a da BLACK NINJA!
