99% of this narration is true, though I can say that one other person will recognise the tale.

Now retired and in a covenient but souless marriage, my sexual urges such as they are have dropped in the 'kinky/pervy' groupings. I once believed that my wife would have been a willing partner in my tangent to missionary couplings....at least that was the impression I got. She got larger and less interested in sex...probably because I avoided it with her.

I've had online Doms and Dommes, indeed I have also frequented Mistresses. The wife caught me out once. I was supposed to be playing golf but visited a Domme for a hot wax, needle, watersports and strapping session. Stupidly I asked Mistress to take photographs of the occasion. I thouught I'd removed them all to my computor vault BUT there they were on Google backup. I got away reasonably light, 3 nights on the sofa, no speaking and everlasting suspicion.

The missus and me moved after covid put paid to the employment we had. One of the good things about the move was that I got myself a mancave on the top floor. Numerous stopover visits by the wifes long time friend allowed me free reign for my sexual pecadillos in the mancave when i retired for the night

The other plus was that the neighbours on both sides were great, particularly Penny and Leon. Leon was/is a good bloke, naive and easy going, share a beer anytime. Penny on the other hand was rather haughty. The times/ occasions we'd meet, bbqs, drinks and meals were tense that is until alcohol was had. Penny was 5'8" long dark hair, attractive, decent figure for a 50yr old and long tanned legs up to her arse. Yes, a definite milf. I don't know if she knew it then as she mostly claimed to be a once a week girl and no weird stuff. Leon sat quiet and drank his beer

They got a puppy and of course as with most things, Sods Law stuck the boot in for them when their work patterns changed. To cut a long story short we were asked to let the dog out now and again and got a key to the house to facilitate dog poops.

Being a complete perv, the dirty linen basket was first stop. Dirty black lacey panties were devine. There was always some secretions on the crotch be it urine or lady goo. The inhalation of it was tremendous. Penny had a large drawer full of the same black lacy panties so it wasn't hard to pinch a pair or 2, use, lick and sniff them to my hearts content and swap them back for new dirty ones. Progression found me wearing a gas mask, poppering up the crotch and breathe the aroma in. It's a far better way than just sniffing poppers.

Anyway come summer the panties changed to white with small hearts on, still smeared with goo. I had to have a pair. Not sure why but white knickers never seemed as erotic as black ones.

The day that the wife was in bed and Leon was at work and Penny was at home came around. Pen asked me over for some reason and she had the wine out.

'Sit' she said and poured a glass of wine for us both.

'Bit early in the day isn't it Pen' I said jokingly.

'You've been in the wash basket in the bedroom haven't you?..don't deny it'

I thought that if she knew this much, what was the point of denial. A mouthful of cold white Shiraz, an embarrassing look down at my shoes and a confession.

Pen said, 'I had my suspicions a while ago. I knew I was short of some black panties and i waited for the white ones to mark the label with a dot with a permanent marker...what do you do with them....as if I can't guess. You're a pantie sniffer aren't you'

'Does Leon know?' I asked.

'Nope and he won't do..if you do what I ask'

'Which is what exactly?'

Pen refilled my glass and removed the panties she was wearing. She handed them to me gusset first so that i could see the tenalady pantie pad, it was dirty. Quite apart from the lady juice I could smell the pee and see the skidmark.

'Tell me what you've been doing with my dirty underwear' said Penny

' Well I wear them bareback knowing that my cock is close to where your pussy was, i also sniff and lick the crotch' and i also told her about the gas mask and poppers.

'Get the poppers then, leave my panties here'. I didn't know i could move so fast. When i got back with my bottle of Iron Fist she said 'put the whole Tenalady pad in your mouth a suck it'. I did as ordered. After a few minutes she said 'take it out and drop it in the wine, take a big snort in both nostrels and hold it. Take the pad from the drink and suck it again' I could feel my heart start to pound as the poppers hit home. 'Breath out and put my panties over your mouth and nose'. I did as Penny told me, it was a big rush and a good starting point!!

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