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Sex games

what's yo favorite thang??...huh?

Author: negrodamus

Date: 29 November 2008

Sex Joke

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Two black girls are walking along, one says to the other," how old is you?"

younger one says,"i dunno."....Older says, "What's yo favorite thing?".....younger says, "watermellon."

Older says, "you is 10"

Black lady walks into a pharmacy and looks perplexed as she peruses all of the choices on the feminine product isle.

A young employee comes over to see if he can help. "Can i help you at all mam, you seem confused!"

"There's so many of them, i jus cait decide!".....the employee takes it upon himself to try to assist further, asking," well what kind of flow do you have?"

the black lady looks at him and says," linoleum."


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  • Anonymous+reader
    08.12.2008 04:38
    That was really racist, and retarded, and if it were possible, I would virtu-slap you right now.
    But...I couldn't help it...I'm ashamed to say...I laughed :(

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  • Anonymous+reader
    15.12.2008 21:03
    dummy

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  • Violetx3
    25.12.2008 14:11
    ..........i don't get it. o.o

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  • Anonymous+reader
    26.12.2008 10:48
    I don't get it.
    Its stupid.

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  • Anonymous+reader
    26.12.2008 22:57
    gay ass shit

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  • Anonymous+reader
    28.12.2008 04:19
    Wasn't funny.

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  • Anonymous+reader
    31.12.2008 02:49
    you guys are slow, they meant when a really ghetto chick says floor she says flo, so when he asked what kind of flow as in period, she thought he meant her floor

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  • Anonymous+reader
    31.12.2008 10:03
    since i had to read the comments to get it. Then it wasn't that good sry i'm giving it a negative rating

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  • Anonymous+reader
    01.01.2009 06:21
    i didnt get it an im getto

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  • Anonymous+reader
    02.01.2009 05:50
    did yall seriously not get it? people who talk ghetto say "floor" like white people say "flow".....

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  • Anonymous+reader
    02.01.2009 17:37
    lol it's funny.

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  • rusty
    13.01.2009 15:13
    Guess you damn yankees up north don't know how we southerners talk.

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  • Anonymous+reader
    27.03.2009 21:16
    after i read all the comments to get it , it was funny.

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  • young+n+fresh
    06.06.2009 23:58
    RACIST! i probably didnt spell dat right but not the point! FUCK ALL THE RACISTS AND SEXISTS OF THE WORLD!!!


    (says a thirteen year old WHITE girl...ha,ha,ha. I'm younger and smarter! whoo-hoo!)

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  • Anonymous+reader
    15.07.2009 18:20
    that made no sence and was racist

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  • satan
    06.08.2009 21:28
    bullshit

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  • Anonymous+reader
    02.11.2009 10:15
    Your vote has been recorded. Thank you!

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  • Anonymous+reader
    11.07.2010 03:40
    are the from jamaca and stop saying fuck my mom she has reason to hate she was raped by a black guy then had her thourt slit

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  • Anonymous+reader
    11.07.2010 03:40
    are the from jamaca and stop saying fuck my mom she has reason to hate she was raped by a black guy then had her thourt slit

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  • anonymous+reader
    28.09.2010 21:25
    i got the black lady in the pharmacy joke but not the watermelon joke

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  • anonymous+reader
    22.01.2013 13:20
    Thanks for spending time on the computer (wirtnig) so others don't have to.

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  • anonymous+reader
    22.01.2013 13:20
    Ppl like you get all the brains. I just get to say thanks for he aswner.

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  • anonymous+reader
    26.10.2013 13:17
    ZO114s I loved your post.Much thanks again. Fantastic.

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