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Sex games

  1. Dude we totally did it
  2. Dude we totally did it 2
Dude we totally did it 2

Author: smashthecan

Date: 29 November 2008

Anal, True Story, Ass to mouth, Authoritarian

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Note: I just wanted to say thanks to everyone for the positive comments on the first one, so here is the second one. Still based on a true story.

My phone rang, pissing me the fuck off, but I picked it up anyway.

"Hello," I answered.

"Jim, this is the NYPD, were on to you, and your under arrest."

"FUCK yeah right bitch!" i yelled. "You can suck my dick when you catch me bitch!" I decided I was going to stand my fucking ground, because no fucking pig cop was going to ruin my fucking day! I left the football field and went into the local hospital to see if there was anybody that was paralyzed that was ripe for the pickings. I sa one hot ass bitch lying up in her room, looking all pathetic and shit. "HEY! ya fucked up bitch!" i said. "You wanna get fucked?" She looked at me and replied,

"No! Get away from me! i'm a paraplegic!"

"BITCH! Noone asked that!" I decided the bitch didn't need her legs anyway, so I grabbed a knife and sawed them off. Bitch didn't feel a thing. Then I whipped out my huge monster fucking 11 inch cock and shoved it in. Dumb bitch couldn't feel it, but damnit i could! The bitch was laying there, calling for a nurse and shit, bleeding everywhere, PISSING ME OFF! Anyway, I cummed all over her stomach, and then the door to her room flew open.

"Whats going on in here?!" exclaimed the faggot looking nurse.

"I ask the questions mother fucker!" I pulled him to the ground and stomped on his throat until he was coughing up blood. Dumb bastard. I turned back to the girl and she was crying and shit, so I got the knife and pried her eyes out. Show her to have fucking tears again. By that time, i heard police sirens everywhere, so I knew they were here. I ran out the dor, down the hall, and was then tackled by 4 fucking cops. Damn pigs. They drug me to their pig cop car and threw me in. They drove me to the police station and put me in a cell with some huge fucking big gay black guy. The mother fucker looks at me and says,

"Your mine tonight boy"

"BITCH!" I replied, "I'm gonna fucking kill your ass before you can take another breath!" i grabbed his head and smashed it into the bars and kept doing it until he was bleeding from his mouth, nose, and ears. Then, i whipped out my 11 inch huge fucking dick and shoved it down his bloody throat. "HOw DO YOU LIKE THAT FAG?!" He didn't reply, because he was dead. A cop came up to the door and was all like what happened here. So I cummed in his eyes and grabbed his keys. I opened the door, took the cops gun, and shot him, and walked out the front door. Jim was free again BITCHES!

I go back home and when I get there my Mom runs up to me and hugs me saying, "I'm so glad your ok!" I smacked that bitch to the ground so fast!

"You fucking cunt!" I said. "You didn't come bail me out bitch! Now you pay the price!" I took off her shirt and bit her nipples off and spit them in her face. "How do you like that slut?" Then, i took her panties off and took out my fucking huge 11 inch dick and slid it in her pussy. "A little bigger than Dad's ain't it bitch?!" I said. I fucked her so HARD! I pulled out and cummed all in her face. She was still crying in pain from the nipples, but I didn't care! I took her to the back porch and pushed her off the balcony 3 stories down where she fell and broke her neck. Showed that bitch to be MY mom! Anyway, i decided i was hungry, so i called up my boy Riko. "RIKO! Go buy me some fucking food if you know what's good for you!"

"Man, I'm busy with my girl right now." Riko said.

"DAMNIT! Bring her with you bitch! Now!" i replied and hung up. The bitch would do what i said, and I would get food and his slut out of it.

A couple of hours later, he rang my doorbell. I opened the door and he had a nice gun in his face waiting on him. "Bitch! You took too fucking long!" I said then shot his ass. I grabbed the food and the bitch and shut and locked the door. I say her at the table and said "Eat bitch! It's gonna be your last meal!" And we ate some Taco Bell. It was yummy in my tummy. But I wanted some desert! I saw that cunt, trying to deep throat her god damned taco, wanting my fucking massive monster cock. I wasn't going to disappoint. I knocked the table over and kicked her in the stomach to the floor making her cough violently. She probably broke some ribs or some shit. Anyway, she started trying to say something, but i didn't wanna hear that bitch, so I grabbed her tounge, and cut it out of her throat. Dumb cunt. I figured there would be more room for my dick in there now too. So i whipped it out and slammed it in, throat fucking the shit out of her. Before she passed out, I took it out and rolled her over and told her to take her clothes off. She did. I then rammed my fucking massive cock in her ass so hard! Then i slid it back in her mouth so she could taste her own asshole. I put it back in her ass and fucked it so damn hard! The bitch couldn't move after i was done. Either from me strangling her to death, or from fucking her too hard, details don't matter. I was still so fucking pissed though!!!


Part 3 is coming soon, so leave me some more positive comments =) Thanks guys.


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  • Leon
    Leon 6
    03.12.2008 23:46
    True, or not... AMUSING AS HELL.

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  • Anonymous+reader
    03.12.2008 23:51
    I love it.A great laugh.

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  • Anonymous+reader
    04.12.2008 00:09
    Holy shit...

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  • Anonymous+reader
    04.12.2008 00:50
    I love this series. I was laughing so hard, I thought my penis would explode.

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  • REDAER
    04.12.2008 00:51
    I thought my penis would explode

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  • smashthecan
    04.12.2008 04:06
    "I love this series. I was laughing so hard, I thought my penis would explode."

    Glad you liked it, you guys are the reason I put so much time and effort into writing these erotic sex stories that we can all enjoy on a late dark rainy night curled up with our favorite lotion and blanket.

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  • nhawk700s
    04.12.2008 19:25
    once again i see this wannabe bad ass lives in his mommy's basement wrote another dumbass story this story is so pathetic that it's laughable at best but moreso sad because the author is just a person that needs psycological help and clearly lives in a fantasy world . in other words he's tiny dicked bitchboy that can only be a wnnabe badass in his stories but a coward in real life please do not write anymore of your dribble the world would be a better place without this maggot in it

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  • smashthecan
    05.12.2008 09:43
    Dude, nhawk, what is your deal? just because you don't like it doesn't mean everyone else doesn't either. Your a piece of shit and nobody cares what you think.

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  • PISSOUTMYASS
    06.12.2008 14:20
    Hey, what's up man? The dude's pretty badass but a big fat meany

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  • Anonymous+reader
    10.12.2008 21:38
    piss poor cunt forgot she couldnt taste her own shit cause he cut out her tounge ya fuckin dumbass. what a broad imagination and a fucked up sense of talent. do us a favor and drop off the face of the earth MORON

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  • Anonymous+reader
    12.12.2008 17:53
    God damn, that's BRUTAL! But it's pretty fuckin cool! 5/5

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  • Anonymous+reader
    17.12.2008 18:43
    dude yes...this is amazing

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  • Anonymous+reader
    22.12.2008 23:36
    your story is so fucked upi dont know if it is true but it is really hard to believe i did not live your life so i cant say but if it is true i really hope you have received counseling or your locked up somewhere with the other maniacs tell micheal myers i said hey

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  • CharlieBladeRemus
    06.01.2009 14:45
    Dude, I'm DYING to read the next part! Awesome stuff, man!

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  • Anonymous+reader
    15.01.2009 02:57
    aggghhhhhhh!!!! my penis exploded!

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  • Anonymous+reader
    16.01.2009 02:55
    wtf

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  • Shade
    28.01.2009 23:27
    oooo poor Riko .....i guess he doesnt have a boy anymore huh?

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  • Anonymous+reader
    03.02.2009 08:07
    This made me lol so hard.
    If this really is a true story, you are the greatest man ever.

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  • cop
    cop
    05.02.2009 20:55
    if a gun wen toff in jail there would be more cops to shot your sorry ass

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  • Anonymous+reader
    12.02.2009 18:12
    what a steaming pile of shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • Anonymous+reader
    23.02.2009 08:38
    loads of SHIT. young man i hope your soul goes to heaven. CUZ UR AZZ IZ MEIN > love satan

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  • Anonymous+reader
    30.05.2009 02:42
    Whats wrong with you??

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  • Anonymous+reader
    19.06.2009 10:40
    ok this sums up some of the cities in america its weird and probabley sinful but e veryhting in this god damn country is PEACE

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  • Anonymous+reader
    23.06.2009 03:09
    FUNNY ASS FUCK!

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  • Anonymous+reader
    24.06.2009 00:50
    can some tell me if this is a true story

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  • Anonymous+reader
    24.06.2009 03:14
    Dude! You probly hav millions of cops out looking to arrest you! your in so much trouble!

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  • caliboi
    23.07.2009 06:55
    That was hilaious!!!!!!!!
    Oh my god......."I took her to the back porch and pushed her off the balcony 3 stories down where she fell and broke her neck. Showed that bitch to be MY mom!"......wtf lolZ

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  • Anonymous+reader
    02.08.2009 05:01
    if you arent a 4channer i dont know what you are...

    funny story.

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  • blahz0r
    04.08.2009 00:29
    wtf are you on?

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  • TheRiter
    11.09.2009 15:57
    Damn bro i write better jackoff stories in my english class.
    FAF Tho

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  • Anonymous+reader
    04.10.2009 13:31
    I can't help but say, if anyone is wondering if this story is true, Jim should fuck a hole in the side of their head. Flat out.

    Awesome story.

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  • rofl
    25.11.2009 14:00
    "BITCH! Noone asked that!" I decided the bitch didn't need her legs anyway, so I grabbed a knife and sawed them off.

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  • corruptangel
    11.05.2010 14:26
    lol your shit cracks me up. also i think its funny that some of these dumb fucks come on here and firstly ask if its a true story...secondly they bitch and moan as if this site is supposed to be filled with literary works of art. Love you! keep writing you make my insides hurt!

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  • Anonymous+reader
    12.05.2010 21:51
    your fucking crazy god get help

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  • Anonymous+reader
    09.06.2010 12:45
    you need to go to the loony bin

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  • Anonymous+reader
    30.07.2010 00:53
    you need to go to the nut house!

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  • READER
    READER 500
    01.08.2010 02:21
    these stories you wrote are fucking stupid and are probably the worst things ive ever read. go to a nuthouse and get yurself slaughtered you stupid prick.

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  • Anonymous+reader
    01.08.2010 04:34
    haha these are hilarious. keep em coming, im also sure these people dont understand that your probably coming up with the most fucked up shit u can think of and not to be take seriously. if u do ur a fucking retarded (directed towards readers)

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  • anonymous+reader
    30.09.2010 16:23
    that story is fuckin awsome ceep em cummin

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  • anonymous+reader
    08.11.2011 14:58
    Hey, ya fuckin asshole ya say dat dis crapbaby is a true story. Go to the nut house where you belong you fucking pervert

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  • anonymous+reader
    22.03.2012 02:53
    Dont fucken write ever again. I didnt even get a hard on. Im a sick basterd but was disappointed.

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  • anonymous+reader
    26.04.2012 22:22
    gay ass dick ridin haters hes not trying to really write ya dumb ass fags its obviously suppose to make your ass laugh so shut the fuck up and laugh cum guzzling faggots

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  • anonymous+reader
    16.06.2012 20:49
    HAHAHAH! IM SO FUCKING PISSED

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  • anonymous+reader
    22.07.2012 15:24
    The only thing funny about this is the 'true story' tag. The rest is sick and gross. Eww. No amount of brain bleach can work against this.

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  • anonymous+reader
    31.08.2012 02:46
    they keep saying your story is shit and yet they keep reading i think they are sick and u are a true artist
    this shit is beautiful almost poetic

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  • anonymous+reader
    11.02.2013 00:43
    what the hell. This story was nothing more than shit. I just lost 5 minutes of my life over trash. What a disappointment. STOP WRITTING!!!! YOU FUCKING SUCK!

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  • anonymous+reader
    14.06.2013 08:27
    I'm not sure if you are an idiot or a genius. Either way, this is certainly something.

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  • anonymous+reader
    03.07.2013 06:19
    Tbh if icod be bothered to sign up I would be writing stories you could have dragged this story out longer like when I kills his friend slow down abit don't just say "I shot him" actually put something along the lines of "I made him walk to the fire place shot him in the stomach and he fell into the fire'' you have good ideas but not writing them out properly

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  • Anonymous+reader
    08.02.2014 22:07
    This is so fucking messed up! This isnt even turning me on its fucking sick!

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  • Anonymous+reader
    17.04.2014 18:29
    This is some INTENSE fuckin shit. I still wanna read the next part.

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  • Anonymous+reader
    20.04.2015 18:05
    I need the next one!! Only read it for the bants.

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  • Anonymous+reader
    01.03.2016 15:37
    MAN PLEASE KEEP FUCKIN WRITING OKAY ? I love this story so much

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