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Sex games

jonny joke... not having a crack at christians

Author: sexyflirt04

Date: 4 March 2009

Humiliation, Sex Joke

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the teacher turns to the class and see sally asleep on her desk...

she then asked the class "who created the hevens and earth in 7 days?, sally?"

jonny sore sally a sleep so to help her out. he grabed his pencile and stabed her ass with it she screamed out "god almighty!"

the teacher was suprised she was listening... a few minuts later she asked the class "who sacrificed themselfs on the cross for our sins?,sally?"

again sally was asleep. again jonny helped her out and stuck the penciel in her ass harder this time. she cried out "jesous christ!"

again the teacher was surprised... the teacher then asked the class "what did eve say to adam after there 2800000th child?"

no one answered... so jonny shoved the pencile right up sallys ass she stood up and screamed "if you stick that thing in me one more time im gana snap it in half!!!"


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  • Anonymous+reader
    08.03.2009 12:18
    Copied from somewhere else but not a good job, poor spelling, poor grammar.

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  • Anonymous+reader
    09.03.2009 11:30
    bad spelling and grammar, but a great joke.

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  • AveryTomDeaconHarry
    10.03.2009 14:03
    Great joke.
    Shame you crucified it though.

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  • Anonymous+reader
    13.03.2009 03:42
    In a joke, I don't care a shit about grammar, but please LEARN TO SPELL.

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  • Anonymous+reader
    17.03.2009 08:40
    and u can do better!!!

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  • Anonymous+reader
    21.03.2009 16:38
    Funny joke; terrible spelling and grammer

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  • Erection
    22.03.2009 22:33
    Learn to spell!!!

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  • b4i2u%2Bru%2F16%3F
    23.03.2009 01:44
    This joke has been around for gd 80 years

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  • Anonymous+reader
    23.03.2009 08:47
    Good, but I hoped for more.

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  • FUNNY+MAN
    28.03.2009 11:37
    Such an old joke... Still cracks me up though:)

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  • Anonymous+reader
    28.03.2009 22:10
    love it

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  • READER
    READER 500
    02.04.2009 20:23
    i yayeeia thats pretty funny

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  • Anonymous+reader
    06.04.2009 12:37
    i really love it... lolz

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  • Project_valhalla
    29.04.2009 12:22
    literally rolling on the floor laughing :D

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  • Anonymous+reader
    16.05.2009 17:59
    Lmfao.

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  • del+fuego
    18.05.2009 00:48
    Yo dude, itz cawld spel chequer. git yerself won

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  • Anonymous+reader
    12.06.2009 21:42
    couldn't breathe afterwards, great joke

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  • Anonymous+reader
    15.06.2009 17:06
    so you seriously spelled jesus wrong? congratulations

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  • Anonymous+reader
    25.06.2009 02:01
    ha ha lololololololol

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  • Anonymous+reader
    30.06.2009 03:21
    First off darlin' great joke.

    Second... What the fuck are you people even caring whether ro not someone spells correctly anyways? It's a Porn site. Most of the fucks that browse these sites have trouble stringing together c-a-t to get house as it is. They don't give a shit.

    And anyways there has been standardized spelling of the English language for only the past 200 years as it is, and even that isn't infallible. I spell phonetically so I fuck up on regular occasion.

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  • sin491
    03.07.2009 23:16
    It's a computer, no one can here or see you, therefore bad spelling makes you look dumb. If you are, then fine but if your not just use spell check.

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  • sin491
    03.07.2009 23:19
    Australia ? You even spell your home country wrong, that's just wrong.

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  • ryanz27
    14.07.2009 19:23
    It's funny to see all the people complaining about the spelling and grammar, then they mess up their own spelling or grammar while complaining.

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  • Blank
    Blank 10
    16.07.2009 16:48
    Awesome

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  • Anonymous+reader
    26.07.2009 09:56
    to the fuck to bitched about jesus being spelled wrong...

    ya rekon it was spelled that way for comedy purposes
    DUH!

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  • satan
    Ìóæ÷èíàOnline satan 61
    05.08.2009 17:46
    what r u talking about gays ? ah sorry guys it`s a joke not a lesson

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  • %26lt%3B%26gt%3B%26lt%3B
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    10.08.2009 03:54
    rofl ryan first of all nice name second i think i've left about 20 coments complaining about how someone spells wrong on there complaint about spelling, But i spell it wrong. Whats even more sad, is that im prety sure nobody understands the comedy of it.

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  • Anonymous+reader
    10.08.2009 21:30
    :-)see all the next page:-)

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  • READER
    READER 500
    28.08.2009 22:18
    I DON'T CARE WHAT THEY ALL SAY OLD OR NEW IT WAS STILL A GOOD JOKE.....WRITE ON!!!

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  • sksknx
    31.08.2009 12:17
    you motherfuckers you can't spell your motherlands spelling wriite

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  • Anonymous+reader
    07.10.2009 10:39
    I've heard that before. It's supposed to end with ''I'll break it in half and shove it up your ass!'', but it's still a good joke.

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  • Anonymous+reader
    07.10.2009 10:39
    I've heard that before. It's supposed to end with ''I'll break it in half and shove it up your ass!'', but it's still a good joke.

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  • Anonymous+reader
    14.10.2009 00:30
    Nice but it is there 28th kid not 2800000th kid shed be too lose

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  • Anonymous+reader
    18.12.2009 04:36
    hey funny joke though i've heard it before.
    By the way if anyone is interested in young girl slaves please reply to this.

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  • Anonymous+reader
    17.03.2010 07:57
    dude abt slaves, we read them in stories coz its jus sick and wrong to have one

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  • Anonymous+reader
    06.04.2010 03:02
    Fantastic!

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  • Anonymous+reader
    11.04.2010 22:23
    Incredably fantastic

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  • mmmhhmm
    29.06.2010 02:43
    i saw this on an ipod touch app

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  • Anonymous+reader
    06.07.2010 19:46
    Slave how much i want 2 and how much will tht be

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  • Anonymous+reader
    02.08.2010 19:46
    Funny funny funny!! Bet the teacher got maaaad

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  • anonymous+reader
    27.01.2011 07:41
    he should have showed a PENIS-il in her ass instead of a pencil. =D

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  • anonymous+reader
    12.05.2011 03:39
    Soduns great to me BWTHDIK

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  • anonymous+reader
    07.01.2012 18:53
    Wot u bitchin abt slaves 4 im black and all my slaves r white

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  • anonymous+reader
    30.05.2012 12:07
    My bet would be able to select that foarmt my bet would be that foarmt my bet would be that foarmt my bet would be that particular foarmt you need to figure out exactly what foarmt in any number of foarmts there is really no such things as word foarmt you are supposed to figure out exactly what foarmt you need to figure out exactly what foarmt in and then save the.My bet would be that your teacher means word 972003 doc foarmt you need to submit the file in and then save the file in and then save the save as dialog.

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  • anonymous+reader
    24.07.2012 17:50
    fuck that was hilarious!!! i lol`d completely!!!

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  • anonymous+reader
    11.09.2012 20:18
    thats funny but u stole it

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  • anonymous+reader
    02.10.2012 01:00
    Lol there's an app that has practically all the jokes I've seen on this site haha

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  • Anonymous+reader
    17.09.2014 03:54
    Wow, what a gorgeous day! It soduns like you had a wonderful time. Glad you got to see your family as well. I agree that the ring shot is beautiful!

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