Comments Chat TOP rating Top 300

стрелкаNew stories 69252

стрелкаAnal 12649

стрелкаAsian 1565

стрелкаAss to mouth 3454 +1

стрелкаAuthoritarian 2669

стрелкаBDSM 6060 +2

стрелкаBestiality 2950

стрелкаBi-sexual 5376

стрелкаBlack 1791

стрелкаBlackmail 1863

стрелкаBlowjob 17766

стрелкаBody modification 1172

стрелкаBoy 1705

стрелкаCheating 4049

стрелкаCoercion 2241 +1

стрелкаConsensual Sex 14716 +3

стрелкаCuckold 1114

стрелкаCum Swallowing 7673

стрелкаDark Fantasy 5317

стрелкаDeath 802

стрелкаDiary 2870

стрелкаDiscipline 855

стрелкаDomination/submission 3456 +1

стрелкаDrug 939 +1

стрелкаErotica 3541

стрелкаExhibitionism 2838

стрелкаExtreme 912

стрелкаFantastic 2206

стрелкаFantasy 11861

стрелкаFemale Domination 1078

стрелкаFemale solo 2013

стрелкаFiction 31426 +1

стрелкаFirst Time 4764

стрелкаFisting 295

стрелкаFoot or shoe fetish 241

стрелкаGay 2828

стрелкаGothic 167

стрелкаGroup Sex 2484

стрелкаHardcore 1886

стрелкаHumiliation 1463 +2

стрелкаIncest 9153

стрелкаInterracial 1135

стрелкаJob/Place-of-work 1124

стрелкаLactation 211

стрелкаLatina 181

стрелкаLesbian 3152 +1

стрелкаMale / Female 6359

стрелкаMale Domination 465

стрелкаmassage 192

стрелкаMasturbation 2155 +1

стрелкаMature 969

стрелкаMind Control 614

стрелкаMonster 276

стрелкаMurder 193

стрелкаNon-consensual sex 929 +3

стрелкаNon-Erotic 651

стрелкаOral Sex 3147 +1

стрелкаPoem 453

стрелкаPregnant 438

стрелкаProstitution 325

стрелкаRape 1030 +4

стрелкаReluctance 654

стрелкаRomance 2146

стрелкаSchool 790

стрелкаSex Joke 689

стрелкаSlavery 243

стрелкаSpanking 293

стрелкаTeen 4536 +4

стрелкаThreesome 704

стрелкаTorture 154 +1

стрелкаToys 236

стрелкаTranssexual 245

стрелкаTrue Story 11388

стрелкаViolence 405

стрелкаVirginity 700

стрелкаVoyeurism 593 +1

стрелкаWater Sports/Pissing 215

стрелкаWife 648

стрелкаWritten by women 816


Sex games

The Ballad of The Legend of Johnny Fishturd Johnny Fishturd

Author: crustybunger

Date: 16 March 2009

Poem

  • Font:

Картинка к рассказу

Johnny Fishturd Johnny Fishturd
Who for so art thou be you now
Johnny Fishturd Johnny Fishturd

Johnny Fishturd Johnny Fishturd
We know only that which we've heard
Johnny Fishturd Johnny Fishturd

But second hand is better than
no hand at all,
Johnny Fishturd Johnny Fishturd

You got a big wang shlong
And you’re never wrong
You got a lesbo sneer
And you sure ain’t queer
You wear a trouser pants
When you’re out to dance
You got a flim flam scheme
And a panty seam
You dig a pink brassiere
And a corn cob ear
You’re a Cleveland steamer
And an anus reamer

Johnny Fishturd Johnny Fishturd


12807   1 611   Rating +5.33 [45]

Add to favorites
  • Complain about a story

    * Mandatory field
Comments 6
  • Anonymous+reader
    20.03.2009 18:41
    ... you never really matured after 6th grade, did you...? I dunno, you just seem to be the very definition of either "grade-school lout" or "disgusting, sick old man"; I just can't decide which is more apropriate, although I suspect you would wear either title with equal pride.

    Answer 0

  • Anonymous+reader
    21.03.2009 12:29
    You have over 50 items posted and almost all of them are garbage as evidenced by the low ratings that they receive. Why don't you just give up and find something else to occupy your time because a good writer you're not!!

    Answer 0

  • Piquet
    25.03.2009 07:43
    Timbaland move over - Crustybunger in in da house !!!

    Answer 0

  • Anonymous+reader
    27.03.2009 00:14
    The work of a low-rent non contributor to society whose eventual death will hopefully attract some moron to inscribe words of this caliber on your own gravestone.

    You're not funny, original, talented or even a worth-while human being. You might laugh....be assured, no one else does.

    Answer 0

  • Anonymous+reader
    28.03.2009 10:07
    10,000 BRAVOS, SIR!

    Answer 0

  • Anonymous+reader
    03.10.2014 15:17
    You actually make it apaepr so easy along with your presentation however I find this topic to be really one thing which I think I would never understand. It seems too complex and extremely large for me. I'm taking a look forward to your next post, I'll attempt to get the dangle of it!

    Answer 0

Sign Up and leave comment

Last stories by crustybunger