Teddy Bears and Love

Author: Nuvarick

Date: 8 June 2009

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A couple meet in a bar and really seem to hit it off. Several beers later, they wind up at the mans house. The first thing the woman sees in the guys bedroom is: Teddy bears. Bright pink teddy bears. She shrugs it off and the two of them make steamy love all night. The next morning, they wake up and the guy says:

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Pick any prize from the bottom shelf.

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Anonymous reader

13.06.2009 04:23

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im srry but i dont get it... =[

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Anonymous reader

14.06.2009 13:54

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seems she was good enough to win a prize like she would on the carnival

but it's not funny

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Anonymous reader

14.06.2009 18:07

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ha. nice, man.

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Anonymous reader

15.06.2009 05:02

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haha thts funny nice.

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Anonymous reader

15.06.2009 06:44

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haha wow

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me

16.06.2009 15:35

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ace

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Anonymous reader

21.06.2009 13:03

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dude nice

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Anonymous reader

24.06.2009 09:27

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nice one dude =)

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Lloyd

25.06.2009 15:44

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Great

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reader 500

02.07.2009 07:13

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very bad

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Anonymous reader

04.07.2009 02:42

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this joke suks!!!

u need a new hobby!!!

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Anonymous reader

05.07.2009 12:01

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wtf. its dumb and not funny

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Anonymous reader

05.07.2009 16:27

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lol

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Anonymous reader

06.07.2009 02:28

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lame

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Anonymous reader

07.07.2009 13:29

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LoL

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THIS SUCKS

08.07.2009 01:34

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this sucks. it's not a joke. it isn't funny. get a girlfriend. or boyfriend. or both.

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Sexy_xxerotic_babe

09.07.2009 06:44

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0.e did anyone EVER tell you this joke was FUNNY?.....

i didn't think so.

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HornyGirl556

10.07.2009 01:14

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i dont get it... at all... is the prize like her money like she's a hooker???

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richymayyyyte

12.07.2009 09:04

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lol

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Anonymous reader

14.07.2009 07:52

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Lol! I got it. I guess she wasn't good enough for the top shelf prize xD
Anyone who doesn't understand needs to go to a carnival.

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satan

05.08.2009 20:25

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maybe i should do it READER

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Anonymous reader

29.03.2010 03:23

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LOL!!!! took me like 3 mins to get this.... thimk : teddy bears it skips lines - bottom shelf--- she didnt win all she gets is what she payed for

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Anonymous reader

06.04.2010 18:01

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lol, thats funy.
she wasn't good enough for a teddy from the top shelf.. the arrows are shelves.. rite?

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Anonymous reader

22.04.2010 15:06

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he stole this from the girl verison

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Anonymous reader

01.05.2010 03:09

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wtf, i dont get this at all
n i dont like carnivals

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