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And On The Menu Today We Have...

Author: The Porn Joker

Date: 3 March 2004

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A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:
Cheese Sandwich: - $1.50.
Chicken Sandwich: - $2.50.
Hand Job: - $10.00.
Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons one of the three exceptionally attractive blondes serving drinks to an eager-looking group of men.
"Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile, "can I help you?"
"I was wondering", whispers the man, "are you the one who gives the hand-jobs?"
"Yes", she purrs, "indeed I am"
The man replies "Well wash your hands, I want a cheese sandwich!"

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anonymous reader

29.07.2012 17:39

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Haha that's a good one

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anonymous reader

31.07.2012 22:28

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y do u cheat u'rself,stealin other person's joke.U stink U skunk
Really make- me sick

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anonymous reader

01.08.2012 15:04

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great joke is reealy funny ha ha.

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anonymous reader

07.08.2012 01:02

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Ok people just saying, most of wimmers jokes are funny, whats not funny is that if you search funny sex jokes on google and click a link, you can find the same jokes, like this one except its dated from 4 years ago, and people, if you look around, you can find a couple of comments saying the joke sucks and to check up a profile named wimmer, whats intresting is that the ip adresses match the ip adress in whitch 90+% of wimmers stories/jokes are posted from. plz excuse any spelling mistakes

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anonymous reader

07.08.2012 01:05

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same person as below I never realy got this joke,whyed he ask if she gave the h-jobs then asked for a sandwhitch?

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[NMS]PKed

07.08.2012 01:27

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You sir, are a thief.

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Wimmers

07.08.2012 18:58

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My wonderful friends, I am so sorry to hear others have been using my jokes which were meant exclusively for you great people. l only write jokes in the hope it will give you, my tremendous buddies a smile or two. I do not know what I would do without your comeradeship, you all keep me going in my darkest moments. Thank you all so much.

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anonymous reader

18.08.2012 17:10

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Hey wimmurs Im goina vote negitive on your jokes, hah, ha,

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anonymous reader

25.08.2012 20:18

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This can't be an old joke because the sandwiches would have gone stale.

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anonymous reader

28.08.2012 13:58

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I have a joke. PUSSY! Do you get it?

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29.08.2012 23:04

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I have the pussy I make the rules

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02.09.2012 15:34

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good one. rated positive

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03.10.2012 05:33

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14.10.2012 14:42

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15.10.2012 03:55

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What do you call a lil black on a new bicycle...A thief What do you call two black kids on a brand new bike.... Organized crime. Why do mexicans have such big noses..... So they have something to pick in the off season. why dont mexicans grill.... The beans fall through the rack. How did we get the grand canyon... A Jew dropped a quarter down a mole hill. How do you tell if you got Jewish neighbors...wet twiliot paper on the clothes line. Whats the the bad part of being a black Jew....you got to sit in the back of the oven.

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01.11.2012 04:53

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funny joke---cheese sandwich!

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