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Author: The Porn Joker

Date: 3 March 2004

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A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:
Cheese Sandwich: - $1.50.
Chicken Sandwich: - $2.50.
Hand Job: - $10.00.
Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons one of the three exceptionally attractive blondes serving drinks to an eager-looking group of men.
"Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile, "can I help you?"
"I was wondering", whispers the man, "are you the one who gives the hand-jobs?"
"Yes", she purrs, "indeed I am"
The man replies "Well wash your hands, I want a cheese sandwich!"

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anonymous reader

29.07.2012 17:39

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Haha that's a good one

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anonymous reader

31.07.2012 22:28

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y do u cheat u'rself,stealin other person's joke.U stink U skunk
Really make- me sick

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anonymous reader

01.08.2012 15:04

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great joke is reealy funny ha ha.

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anonymous reader

07.08.2012 01:02

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Ok people just saying, most of wimmers jokes are funny, whats not funny is that if you search funny sex jokes on google and click a link, you can find the same jokes, like this one except its dated from 4 years ago, and people, if you look around, you can find a couple of comments saying the joke sucks and to check up a profile named wimmer, whats intresting is that the ip adresses match the ip adress in whitch 90+% of wimmers stories/jokes are posted from. plz excuse any spelling mistakes

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anonymous reader

07.08.2012 01:05

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same person as below I never realy got this joke,whyed he ask if she gave the h-jobs then asked for a sandwhitch?

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[NMS]PKed

07.08.2012 01:27

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You sir, are a thief.

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Wimmers

07.08.2012 18:58

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My wonderful friends, I am so sorry to hear others have been using my jokes which were meant exclusively for you great people. l only write jokes in the hope it will give you, my tremendous buddies a smile or two. I do not know what I would do without your comeradeship, you all keep me going in my darkest moments. Thank you all so much.

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anonymous reader

18.08.2012 17:10

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Hey wimmurs Im goina vote negitive on your jokes, hah, ha,

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anonymous reader

25.08.2012 20:18

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This can't be an old joke because the sandwiches would have gone stale.

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anonymous reader

28.08.2012 13:58

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I have a joke. PUSSY! Do you get it?

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anonymous reader

29.08.2012 23:04

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I have the pussy I make the rules

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02.09.2012 15:34

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good one. rated positive

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14.10.2012 14:42

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15.10.2012 03:55

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01.11.2012 04:53

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funny joke---cheese sandwich!

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