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My Anus

Author: crustybunger

Date: 18 July 2009

Anal, Poem, Ass to mouth

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My Anus is a flower
Which does doth daily bloom
My Anus doesn’t cower
When others preach its doom
My Anus is a crumpet
Come taste ye of its musk
My Anus is the trumpet
Which doth proclaim thoust dusk

My Anus is quite handsome
Come give it a tonguey kiss
My Anus is your ransom
Should all things go amiss
My Anus is quite gassy
Gastronomical distress
My Anus barks like Lassie
But then, I do digress

My Anus can be fragrant
Come and give it a deep long sniff
My Anus is your buddy
It’ll be there in a jiff
My Anus is rock for you
When things have gotten tough
My Anus tastes like chicken
Unlike your fishy muff



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  • muffinluvr
    23.07.2009 20:24
    very aptly described .

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  • Piquet
    23.07.2009 21:33
    Oh Crustybunger, you never fail to crack me up !!! btw "does" and "doth" mean the same thing and I don't think there ever was such a word as "thoust". But, "Which doth proclaim the dusk" is fine. Well done, you always give us gastronomical distress - but in a nice way.
    Cheers from Piquet

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  • Anonymous+reader
    09.10.2009 19:18
    lol

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  • cody
    30.03.2010 16:30
    i fuck u side ways,u fuck me back,i show u love u show me back i stick my dick in ur mouth put cume in ur face u lick it all off

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  • anonymous+reader
    13.09.2010 15:18
    sfjifskjlrfk;r[kpeirpkg;'rkltgsdptopwe,twt342wtrwerwerw

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  • anonymous+reader
    13.09.2010 15:19
    sfjifskjlrfk;r[kpeirpkg;'rkltgsdptopwe,twt342wtrwerwerw

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  • anonymous+reader
    11.05.2011 06:25
    lol ur a funny bugger.

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  • anonymous+reader
    09.07.2011 02:31
    y6uht;''ltrh[pylkh;n.; fgefgbfdv cbnyhmnhgn b fbvdgblglgkgkgkbmb,bktgmbvk kkfkfmkmgrotkryioeok[rpot[rpot[gb,f;',b;elkhgme;wfhgb,mf;l's'ws''s''s's'd;fd;flgflgkhgknb,mnbmgb,goltgototitkgfkgfkgfkgfkgvjkmgjkkgfgfkfkmkmgbvjkmbkbkbhg,mkbk,mb

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  • anonymous+reader
    09.07.2011 02:31
    Thanks for you comment

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  • anonymous+reader
    09.07.2011 02:31
    2011-05-11 06:25:53
    lol ur a funny bugger.

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    anonymous reader
    2010-09-13 15:19:23
    sfjifskjlrfk;r[kpeirpkg;'rkltgsdptopwe,twt342wtrwerwerw

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    anonymous reader
    2010-09-13 15:18:56
    sfjifskjlrfk;r[kpeirpkg;'rkltgsdptopwe,twt342wtrwerwerw

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    anonymous reader
    2010-03-30 16:30:10
    i fuck u side ways,u fuck me back,i show u love u show me back i stick my dick in ur mouth put cume in ur face u lick it all off

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    anonymous reader
    2009-10-09 19:18:03
    lol

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    Piquet
    2009-07-23 21:33:04
    Oh Crustybunger, you never fail to crack me up !!! btw "does" and "doth" mean the same thing and I d

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  • anonymous+reader
    15.10.2012 11:23
    Your comment is too short
    You are not logged in.
    Your comment is too short

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  • anonymous+reader
    15.10.2012 11:24
    Thanks for you comment

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  • anonymous+reader
    15.10.2012 11:24
    You are not logged in.

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  • anonymous+reader
    15.10.2012 11:25
    anonymous reader
    2011-Characters count:05-11 06:25:53

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  • anonymous+reader
    15.10.2012 11:26
    anonymous reader
    2011-07-09 02:31:24
    y6uht;''ltrh[pylkh;n.; fgefgbfdv cbnyhmnhgn b fbvdgblglgkgkgkbmb,bktgmbvk kkfkfmkmgrotkryioeok[rpot[rpot[gb,f;',b;elkhgme;wfhgb,mf;l's'ws''s''s's'd;fd;flgflgkhgknb,mnbmgb,goltgototitkgfkgfkgfkgfkgvjkmgjkkgfgfkfkmkmgbvjkmbkbkbhg,mkbk,m

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  • anonymous+reader
    22.11.2012 06:21
    No, but why even have anal sex if you have an open wound down there? Condom or not. Condoms break, leak and at times, fall off during inuorcetrse. Granted the sex feels better without that layer of rubber but it just isn't wise to even think of doing it if an open wound is present. But, it's your body do what you will. Just think about the other person though.

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  • anonymous+reader
    28.04.2013 01:22
    This is very good stuff. You remind me of Dylan Thomas or something.

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  • Anonymous+reader
    03.10.2014 11:42
    I think just a common iriaortitn has spread there. A yeast effection is only caused on the vagina area it dosent go to you anus. I just think the medication caused iriaortitn to your vagina and anus and you have a yeast effection. You dont get it in the anus only vagina. Also if your unsure you got a yeast infection try buying Vagisal Screening Kit. You just pee on it and put ut towards a color chart that comes in the box and itll tell you if you have a yeast infection or not. Hope this helps. Good luck.

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  • Anonymous+reader
    29.07.2015 03:40
    You stole my idea...

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