Borrowing the car

Date: 19 July 2009

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This my first post ever so hope you enjoy!!

One day a daughter goes to visit her dad at work and asks "Daddy, can I borrow the car?" Dad says "Sure but you have to give me a blowjob first." So daughter gets down and starts working on him but after a couple seconds gets and says "Dad your dick tastes like shit!" He says "Oh yeah, I forgot...your brother has the car..."

Any constructive criticism is greatly appreciated. Don't post if your just going to
comment about jow fucked up incest is...it's a joke...chill

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Anonymous reader

24.07.2009 03:57

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Terrible Joke, in my oppinion.

And the grammar is bad.

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Anonymous reader

24.07.2009 04:45

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Wow thats bad, and gay..

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Anonymous reader

25.07.2009 02:19

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i like it

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Anonymous reader

25.07.2009 11:27

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Nice...

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FuckMeHard

27.07.2009 00:00

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i heard this joke before but it was told a little different. that way was better. u suck. never write again. plus what dad asks for a blowjob from his daughter, not to mention his SON?!?!?!?!?!?

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Lady_GaGoo

28.07.2009 05:31

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L0L! Her brother rode her dad's DICK! And then she sucked it! ROFL! ROFL!

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Anonymous reader

29.07.2009 23:34

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Ha that's funny!

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Anonymous reader

30.07.2009 20:33

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you missed half the setup. Say "either give me a blowjob, or anal sex."

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vimcov

31.07.2009 17:21

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Most constructive criticism i can offer for you is that you MUST stop writing this kind of rot, which can hardly be classified under the literary title of JOKEs. You really suck, pal.

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Anonymous reader

06.08.2009 18:30

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yeah dude, you gave like a third of the real joke and even that you fucked up. the real one is awesome, you trashed it

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Anonymous reader

10.08.2009 16:04

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I don't find anything funny at all.

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sweetcheeks062007@@yahoo.com

11.08.2009 20:38

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i think it was kinda of funny dont listen to haters they wouldnt know a joke if it crawled up their ass and bit em

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Anonymous reader

30.09.2009 23:10

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that is fucked up but funny

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Anonymous reader

15.10.2009 03:21

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aww that was funny but it did make me wince at the end

nice one

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Anonymous reader

02.11.2009 11:34

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you got the joke wrong... its supposed to be give me a blow job or let me fuck you in the ass

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sweener69

12.11.2009 22:29

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fag! jk!

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Anonymous reader

17.11.2009 13:46

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good one

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Anonymous reader

24.03.2010 00:57

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so how many times did you borrow ur dad's car? how about ur brother?

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1c.c.

28.03.2010 07:24

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no, incest is fine... the joke though, is fucked

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Anonymous reader

11.05.2010 23:05

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thats weird he did his son

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anonymous reader

18.09.2011 16:33

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It's spooky how cevler some ppl are. Thanks!

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anonymous reader

06.01.2012 02:35

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I've heard this a million times before...

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