Wish Fulfillment

Date: 3 March 2004

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A man and his wife go to their honeymoon place for their 25th anniversary.
As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband: "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?"
The husband replied: "All I wanted to do was to fuck your brains out, and suck your tits dry."
Then, as the wife undressed, she asked: "What are you thinking now?"
He replied: "It looks like I did a pretty good job."

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Anonymous reader

07.06.2008 23:57

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pussy

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Anonymous reader

08.06.2008 01:21

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thats funny shit

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Anonymous reader

08.06.2008 10:19

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funny as fuck

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rks2814

08.06.2008 22:43

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These jokes brings back some memories. Damm, I feel old.

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Anonymous reader

09.06.2008 12:52

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totally awesome

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Anonymous reader

09.06.2008 21:36

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gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood

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Anonymous reader

15.06.2008 14:02

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I can't keep a straight face. My parents are asking me why. I'm in a tight spot all because md this funny shit

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ursnafu1

15.06.2008 15:05

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I have heard EVERY SINGLE ONE before! Bah humbug...

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Anonymous reader

16.06.2008 14:28

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arabo

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aman 3

17.06.2008 03:56

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good colection

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bug

29.06.2008 20:24

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I don't get the one with the stamp collector.

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hosam99

05.07.2008 02:48

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it is avery good

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Anonymous reader

19.10.2008 18:06

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to the guy who said "i don't get the one with the stamp collecter"

since a person has to LICK a stamp to stick it on paper

a stamp collector has to be VERY GOOD AT LICKING...DUH..DUMBASS

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Earl John

04.12.2008 22:57

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To: READER
2008-10-19 18:06:30.
Don't you know the first rule of successful joke telling is "NEVER, EVER EXPLAIN".
If a person does not get a joke the first time it is not worth your time or effort trying to convince them it was funny.

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Anonymous reader

09.10.2009 20:35

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I collect stamps. I would NEVER use my tongue to activate the adhesive on the back of a stamp!

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anonymous reader

12.05.2011 05:11

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Wow! That's a rlealy neat answer!

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anonymous reader

10.07.2012 04:41

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lol i like the stamp collecter. maybe i should get one of those

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anonymous reader

22.01.2013 13:10

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So much info in so few words. Totlsoy could learn a lot.

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