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Wish Fulfillment

Author: The Porn Joker

Date: 3 March 2004

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A man and his wife go to their honeymoon place for their 25th anniversary.
As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband: "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?"
The husband replied: "All I wanted to do was to fuck your brains out, and suck your tits dry."
Then, as the wife undressed, she asked: "What are you thinking now?"
He replied: "It looks like I did a pretty good job."


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  • Anonymous+reader
    07.06.2008 23:57
    pussy

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  • Anonymous+reader
    08.06.2008 01:21
    thats funny shit

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  • Anonymous+reader
    08.06.2008 10:19
    funny as fuck

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  • rks2814
    08.06.2008 22:43
    These jokes brings back some memories. Damm, I feel old.

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  • Anonymous+reader
    09.06.2008 12:52
    totally awesome

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  • Anonymous+reader
    09.06.2008 21:36
    gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood

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  • Anonymous+reader
    15.06.2008 14:02
    I can't keep a straight face. My parents are asking me why. I'm in a tight spot all because md this funny shit

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  • ursnafu1
    15.06.2008 15:05
    I have heard EVERY SINGLE ONE before! Bah humbug...

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  • Anonymous+reader
    16.06.2008 14:28
    arabo

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  • aman
    17.06.2008 03:56
    good colection

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  • bug
    bug
    29.06.2008 20:24
    I don't get the one with the stamp collector.

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  • hosam99
    05.07.2008 02:48
    it is avery good

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  • Anonymous+reader
    19.10.2008 18:06
    to the guy who said "i don't get the one with the stamp collecter"

    since a person has to LICK a stamp to stick it on paper

    a stamp collector has to be VERY GOOD AT LICKING...DUH..DUMBASS

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  • Earl+John
    04.12.2008 22:57
    To: READER
    2008-10-19 18:06:30.
    Don't you know the first rule of successful joke telling is "NEVER, EVER EXPLAIN".
    If a person does not get a joke the first time it is not worth your time or effort trying to convince them it was funny.

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  • Anonymous+reader
    09.10.2009 20:35
    I collect stamps. I would NEVER use my tongue to activate the adhesive on the back of a stamp!

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  • anonymous+reader
    12.05.2011 05:11
    Wow! That's a rlealy neat answer!

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  • anonymous+reader
    10.07.2012 04:41
    lol i like the stamp collecter. maybe i should get one of those

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  • anonymous+reader
    22.01.2013 13:10
    So much info in so few words. Totlsoy could learn a lot.

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