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Desparate Measures

Author: The Porn Joker

Date: 3 March 2004

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A couple were having financial problems until finally they couldn't stand it any more. The husband said to his wife that is was necessary for her to make some money through prostitution to get by.
So the husband drove her to the place where she had to do the job and in the evening he picked her up again.
"So, how much have you earned today?" the husband asked.
"Well", the woman responded, "I've made one hundred dollars and fifty cents."
"That's strange", the husband responded, "who gave you the fifty cents?"
Said the woman: "All of them, of course!"


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  • jeunebug
    06.05.2009 20:09
    Um... I don't get it.

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  • tojunebug
    07.05.2009 19:31
    The woman charged each person 50 cent, meaning she slept with 201 different people. Her husband thought she slept with less than that and one person decided to give her change for some reason.

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  • Anonymous+reader
    10.05.2009 10:47
    what a dull joke

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  • Anonymous+reader
    14.05.2009 01:37
    WHAT THE FUCK!!!

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  • Anonymous+reader
    21.05.2009 12:19
    wwC SA
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  • Anonymous+reader
    25.05.2009 12:39
    that joke sucked!!!!!!!!!!

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  • pinksprankles
    26.05.2009 23:43
    haha nice. if you dont get that then please just stop living.. its that simple

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  • READER
    READER 500
    20.07.2009 18:22
    hahaha that rocked if u have the intelligence to understand it.

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  • crap%21
    21.07.2009 22:10
    How rude! Y the hell should she do prostitution? He's deff aint man enough! What a stupid woman! $.50!?!

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  • Anonymous+reader
    24.07.2009 02:58
    hey crap! its a freakin joke. get over it

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  • Anonymous+reader
    01.08.2009 08:39
    thats funny right there.. means she did 201 men.. she must really like it....lol

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  • Anonymous+reader
    09.08.2009 00:02
    umm she didnt do 201 men she did 50 men who paid her 2.01 each

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  • Anonymous+reader
    28.08.2009 19:46
    no retard, it says all of the guys paid her 50c each. so she did 210 guys. your retarded and wrong, he's smart and right.

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  • 2x+D
    01.09.2009 04:04
    She had sex with 201 men since you think ur so smart do the math while ur getting angry for no reason

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  • Anonymous+reader
    04.10.2009 06:13
    yo , all of u are retards cant u just enjoy da joke n get over it . fukin haters

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    23.05.2012 03:34
    WwwJenniferlopezfotossesixxx.com

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    23.05.2012 03:37
    WwwJenniferlopezfotossesixxx.com

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