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Pussy And Bitch

Author: The Porn Joker

Date: 3 March 2004

Sex Joke

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A kid comes home from school and says to his mom, "Mom I've got a problem."
She says "Tell me." He tells her that the boys at school are using 2 words he doesn't understand. She asks him what they are.
He says "well, pussy and bitch".
She says "Oh That's no big deal, pussy is a cat like our little Mittens, and bitch is a female dog like our Sandy."
He thanks her and goes to visit dad in the workshop in the basement. He says to his dad, "Dad the boys at school are using words I don't know, and I asked mom and I don't think she told me the exact meaning.
Dad says "Son, I told you never to go to mom with these matters, she cant handle them. What are the words?"
He tells him...pussy and bitch.
Dad says "OK" and pulls a Playboy down from the shelf, takes a marker and circles the pubic area of the centerfold and says, "son, everything inside this circle, is pussy."
"OK dad, so what's a bitch?"
"Son" he says, "everything outside that circle."


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  • Anonymous+reader
    01.05.2009 09:05
    How TRUE! These are wise words.

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  • Anonymous+reader
    01.05.2009 11:12
    HAHAHAHA!!!!!!! That's a good one!!!!!!!!!

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  • Anonymous+reader
    01.05.2009 21:13
    lol epic man

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  • Anonymous+reader
    05.05.2009 23:13
    father knows best when it comes to these kinda things

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  • Anonymous+reader
    10.05.2009 23:40
    I dnt LIKE THIS it is degrading WOMEN as bitches

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  • Anonymous+reader
    12.05.2009 00:33
    wow it was so stupid

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  • Anonymous+reader
    12.05.2009 13:32
    mother gave the correct definitions.

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  • Anonymous+reader
    13.05.2009 08:42
    this is more funny

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  • Anonymous+reader
    14.05.2009 19:49
    that joke was funny!

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  • reader
    reader 500
    20.05.2009 14:36
    hahaha dat dad is funnnny ny more

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  • Anonymous+reader
    22.05.2009 14:53
    xxx

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  • Anonymous+reader
    26.05.2009 20:35
    hahah

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  • Anonymous+reader
    01.06.2009 08:07
    Ain't it the truth.

    Here's a couple more: What do you call the useless piece of skin attached to the vagina?

    A woman.


    Q.Why do women fake orgasms?

    A.Because they think men care.

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  • Anonymous+reader
    18.06.2009 08:24
    to 2009-05-05 23:13:59 don't defend womens rights until you're smart enough to.. it just makes women look bad.

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  • Anonymous+reader
    18.06.2009 16:27
    funny

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  • lol
    lol
    19.06.2009 00:26
    lmfao

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  • hghjk
    19.06.2009 03:25
    lmfao

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  • Anonymous+reader
    29.06.2009 02:26
    women are not bitches.fuck you.

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  • Anonymous+reader
    01.07.2009 18:01
    ha ha ha ppl r so dum.good joke

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  • COCK
    06.07.2009 19:44
    do you want a dick READER?

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  • Anonymous+reader
    09.07.2009 01:27
    wanna hear a joke? ...Womans Rights!!! ahahaha Juss kiddin :D

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  • ur+face+whore
    10.07.2009 16:02
    bitch i have sum rights u know that ur the biiiiiiiiiitcccccccccccchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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  • Anonymous+reader
    16.07.2009 00:07
    To reader2009-06-29 2:26:18
    R u gay?

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  • Blank
    16.07.2009 16:27
    Lmfao

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  • Anonymous+reader
    19.07.2009 22:47
    Its true HA HA

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  • suk+ma+dick
    22.07.2009 19:33
    wach yhur mouth bitch pussy

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  • Anonymous+reader
    25.07.2009 06:36
    Very dry joke

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  • Anonymous+reader
    06.08.2009 07:25
    thats funny

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  • NEW
    NEW
    10.08.2009 19:45
    HILARIOUS

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  • suk+ma+diuck+2wice
    30.08.2009 13:38
    lmfao i need to fk ur wife tht dumb bitch liar

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  • Anonymous+reader
    08.10.2009 03:08
    roflmao so true so true

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  • Anonymous+reader
    24.10.2009 12:56
    not dat cool

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  • Anonymous+reader
    23.11.2009 05:24
    Lol, funny shit

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  • INFORMER
    24.05.2010 22:33
    wrong. everything in side the circle is a pussy, as for the other... you see that picture of your mom over there?

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    27.08.2010 00:27
    dddddddddddrrrrrrrrrryyyyyyyyyyyyy!

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  • anonymous+reader
    15.09.2010 08:35
    A Negative vote for your bullshit joke..... wimmers post much better and much more funny jokes. people go checkout his jokes you will laugh like hell.

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  • anonymous+reader
    16.09.2010 07:32
    عرب

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  • anonymous+reader
    01.10.2010 19:23
    i was reading this and my mom saw and asked if i wanted to get laid talk about a good joke

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  • anonymous+reader
    23.03.2011 21:23
    epic hahahahahhahahahahaha

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  • anonymous+reader
    29.03.2011 04:35
    great joke i like it

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  • anonymous+reader
    19.07.2011 00:20
    wimmers u r a fucking retard " this is a bullshit joke wimmers poost much bett blah blah blah. this is hilarious!

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  • anonymous+reader
    19.07.2011 00:21
    god damn theq:;/- thing.

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  • jd_fada
    23.07.2011 15:10
    Now thats funny. I like it

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  • anonymous+reader
    16.02.2012 22:07
    wimmers shut the fuck up your so annoying with your faggot ass posts all your shit suck now get the fuck outta here you troll

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    15.09.2012 15:25
    wimmers ur gay, aren't u boy?

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