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What do you think....

Author: IENVYU

Date: 15 August 2009

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What is in a mans pants is close to 7 inches long has a HEAD and women love to Blow this.....?

A doller bill you Pervert :)

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Anonymous reader

20.08.2009 05:45

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Stupid joke

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Anonymous reader

30.08.2009 01:51

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its allright...

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Anonymous reader

31.08.2009 18:45

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good joke

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dolcelola

05.09.2009 16:01

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funny

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Anonymous reader

16.09.2009 22:48

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u spelled dolar wrong...

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Anonymous reader

16.09.2009 22:49

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dollar

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Anonymous reader

16.09.2009 22:49

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u spelled dolar wrong...

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Anonymous reader

17.09.2009 14:05

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what the hell does it matter if they spelled dollar wrong? if the litterary content offends you perhaps you shouldn't read jokes from an adult porn site.... it's a joke about a dick and you are worried about grammar... irony trully is the spice o' life. i found it amusing. comments more so than the joke.

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Anonymous reader

03.10.2009 16:19

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its a shitty joke ,and if you aint a pervert then why da fuck are u surfing porn sites
peverted hipocrite

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1c.c.

09.10.2009 08:53

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the comments are funnier than the joke!!
even the tosser who said 'u spelled dolar wrong'... got it wrong rolf... !

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Anonymous reader

21.10.2009 15:56

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he just said pervert to be funny..though the joke wasnt that funny like he didnt really mean your a pervert for thinking of a dick...god take a lame joke, lol

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Sexy raj

13.11.2009 09:27

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Mother fuckin story not better than my comment

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Anonymous reader

21.03.2010 01:57

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funny joke man but people just come to adult joke sites loking for grammer

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Anonymous reader

04.04.2010 08:52

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slut

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Anonymous reader

06.04.2010 17:52

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haha.. that was a litle funy, beter than sum that i have red on this site. i would recomend reding "my pet fly" its reely funy :D

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Anonymous reader

22.04.2010 16:02

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(funny joke man but people just come to adult joke sites loking for grammer) really an this is coming form someone who can't even spell looking right

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anonymous reader

07.02.2012 16:41

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YMMD with that asnwer! TX

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