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Mouse Balls

Author: icesnake9985

Date: 29 August 2009

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July 12, 1990
Subject: IBM BALL REPLACEMENT
Abstract: Mouse Balls Available as FRU (Field Replacement Unit)

Mouse balls are now available as FRU. Therefore if a mouse fails to operate or should it perform erratically, it may need a ball replacement.

Because of the delicate nature of this procedure, replacement of mouse balls should only be attempted by properly trained personnel. Before proceeding, determine the type of mouse balls by examining the underside of the mouse.

Domestic balls will be larger and harder than foreign balls. Ball removal procedures differ depending upon manufacturer of the mouse. Foreign balls can be replaced using the pop-off method. Domestic balls are replaced using the twist off method.

Mouse balls are not usually static sensitive; however, excessive handling can result in sudden discharge. Upon completion of ball replacement, the mouse may be used immediately.

It is recommended that each replacer have a pair of spare balls for maintaining optimum customer satisfaction, and that any customer missing his balls should suspect local personnel of removing these necessary items.

To re-order, specify one of the following:
P/N 33F6424 - Domestic Mouse Balls
P/N 33F8461 - Foreign Mouse Balls


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  • Anonymous+reader
    02.09.2009 23:46
    Would have been funnier 5 years ago when people actually used that kind of mouse.

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  • Anonymous+reader
    03.09.2009 21:01
    It was much funnier ten years ago when it first came out!
    P.S. My mouse seems to have lost its balls

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  • Anonymous+reader
    07.09.2009 05:45
    excessive handling can result in sudden discharge

    hahahahahahaha

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  • sean0003
    06.12.2009 18:46
    Lol

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  • oldcomputerguy
    06.12.2009 22:34
    Yeah...computer mice are all eunuchs now, so this joke isn't really funny anymore.

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  • oldcomputerguy
    06.12.2009 22:34
    Yeah...computer mice are all eunuchs now, so this joke isn't really funny anymore.

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  • anonymous+reader
    26.05.2011 23:24
    Ummm mice use motion sensor things now... Try putting a stickynote over the sensor or balls on someones mouse. It's fucking funny to watch them try to fix it...

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  • anonymous+reader
    10.02.2012 00:14
    I airmde your blog , it has of lot of information. You just got a perennial visitor of this blog.

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  • Anonymous+reader
    17.05.2015 12:36
    Sex
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