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Video Survalence

Author: lilsweetbaby

Date: 30 August 2009

Sex Joke

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A man who ran a convience store hired a young girl in her early 20's. She seemed well qualified but he just didn't seem to trust her. That night he left her to do the all night shift by herself. He didn't feel right about it but he knew he could check the security tapes in the morning. The next morning he came in and everything seemed ok and the girl was behind the counter looking non chelaunt. He said good morning and went to his office to review the tapes.

11:00pm: She was sitting bored at the counter so she went into the staff mini fridge and pull out some riceoroni. Well it was microwaving a customer came in asking about when the new people magizines would come in. The girl rudely told the customer to "fuck off and get the hell out."

12:00am: The girl was listening to heavy metal music featuring several profanities well customers were in the store. Disqusted the customers left without purchusing anything. The girl then reached back and took some ciggarettes and began smoking in the store.

1:00am: A man comes in wheeling in a beer keg. The girl reaches in the regiester and uses the money to pay for the keg.

2:00am: A large group of people ranging from their late teens to mid 20's come in. The girl locks the door and the group of them begin to party. The party grows into a massive orgy and people have sex on the counters, on the ice cream bar and on the nacho rack.

5:00am: The girl began cleaning up the store so that nothing looks out of place.

The owner shuts off the video and goes out to the register. "Mam your fired."

The girl bursts into tears and begins begging. "I'm sorry I was rude to the customers!"

The owner shook his head. "That's not the reason I'm firing you."

"I'm sorry I stole ciggarettes and used the store money to buy beer!"

"Thats not why your being fired."

"I'm sorry I had a huge sex party here!"

"Thats not what I'm firing you for!"

The girl looked at him confused. "Then why are you firing me?"

"You ate my ricearoni you bitch!"


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  • Anonymous+reader
    03.09.2009 10:30
    DO NOT FUCK WITH A GUYS RICEARONI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • Anonymous+reader
    03.09.2009 10:30
    DO NOT FUCK WITH A GUYS RICEARONI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • Anonymous+reader
    04.09.2009 23:31
    I laughed my ass off on this one.

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  • Anonymous+reader
    07.09.2009 05:43
    lmao hahahaha fantastic man!!!

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  • Anonymous+reader
    17.09.2009 14:14
    finally an ammusing joke i salute you

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  • dragon+overlords
    25.09.2009 21:43
    DUUUUUUDE

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  • 1.c.c.
    09.10.2009 09:58
    yeah... pretty good

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  • Anonymous+reader
    09.10.2009 19:50
    It's the San Francisco treat.

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  • Anonymous+reader
    23.11.2009 23:10
    dont fuck wit da mans ricceroni!

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  • Anonymous+reader
    21.03.2010 01:48
    theres no fucking with a mans ricceroni

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  • Anonymous+reader
    29.04.2010 19:52
    That was really funny

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  • Anonymous+reader
    03.05.2010 11:34
    Dry..get a sense of humor

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  • Anonymous+reader
    10.05.2010 19:20
    THAT'S FUNNY AS FUCK DUDE I CAN'T ARGUE ABOUT THE RICEIRRONIE!!!!!

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  • anyonomus
    10.05.2010 23:27
    I thought it was going to be for not inviting him but lol

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  • Anonymous+reader
    17.05.2010 08:47
    never ever eat a mans ricearoni that shit is delicious

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  • bigbang
    29.05.2010 17:12
    boi tat shit is funny

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  • anonymous+reader
    15.03.2011 22:45
    it sucked balls like the writer get a sense of humor and rite another story 4 king of the hill story

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  • anonymous+reader
    16.05.2011 05:11
    At last! Someone who understands! Thanks for potisng!

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  • anonymous+reader
    28.06.2011 02:49
    You really saved my skin with this inforamiton. Thanks!

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  • anonymous+reader
    15.11.2011 09:40
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  • anonymous+reader
    22.10.2012 17:00
    actually. im pretty nomral. you are the one who tries to make yourself look intimidating by cussing over the internet. (which btw your not very intimidating.) it actually makes you see immature. its not my fault i know what i want in life and i just happen to have a boyfriend who likes to satisfy me in bed. and as a matter of fact, i dont like snickers. so you can just shove that snickers bar up your ass for me. ok? thanks

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  • anonymous+reader
    14.01.2013 04:53
    I'm not esialy impressed. . . but that's impressing me! :)

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