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Legs Up!

Author: Loana

Date: 29 December 2009

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A school teacher was teaching her first graders about religion and explaning in detail how after death the soul goes to heaven and the body stays on earth.
So after half an hour she started asking her pupils questions, and then she asked a boy named Jason:
Tell me Jason what part of the body did i say goes to heaven first?
Jason looked at the teacher and said
-Well miss you said that it's the soul but it's wrong it's the legs !
-Why do you say that?
-Well it's simple last night i went into my parents house and saw my mom screaming with her legs up in the air OH GOOODD AM CUMIINGG!

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Anonymous reader

06.01.2010 20:21

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yeah thatwas funny......

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Anonymous reader

14.06.2010 08:35

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best joke keep writing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Anonymous reader

16.06.2010 09:41

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that was truley fucking lame i have not laughed at one of these jokes they are lame

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anonymous reader

15.09.2010 08:32

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A Negative vote for your bullshit joke..... wimmers post much better and much more funny jokes. people go checkout his jokes you will laugh like hell.

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anonymous reader

29.10.2010 16:10

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that's a gooood one !!!!! hhhhh

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anonymous reader

05.12.2010 06:45

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that was damn funny man...................

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anonymous reader

08.01.2011 00:23

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so fucking funny LOOOOOL

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anonymous reader

08.01.2011 00:24

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so fucking funny LOOOOOL

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anonymous reader

19.01.2011 21:50

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that is a good un dude

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anonymous reader

21.05.2011 02:08

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That is a real pile of dog shit joke. I rated it bad.

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anonymous reader

21.05.2011 03:11

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that was just plain shit man, no offense but seriously you have to do better than that.

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anonymous reader

30.06.2011 01:29

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Why does he live in a different house than his parents? It clearly says "Last night I walked into my parents HOUSE". :3)

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anonymous reader

24.07.2011 20:19

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donkey kong
Horse shiznit

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anonymous reader

08.09.2012 12:41

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wimmers jokes can suck eggs for all i care! That was funny, but i agree, why does it say parent's HOUSE?!!

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anonymous reader

08.09.2012 12:42

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wimmers jokes can suck eggs for all i care! That was funny, but i agree, why does it say parent's HOUSE?!!

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Bluesin69

06.01.2013 02:08

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Ha that's funny don't think I've heard that one

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anonymous reader

13.01.2013 03:18

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dude thats halarious!

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anonymous reader

19.08.2013 01:01

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that is so freaking hilarious:-D:-D

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anonymous reader

15.09.2013 04:36

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Honest little kid!!!!!

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Anonymous reader

03.01.2014 21:17

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Dats so old my grandmother use to tell dat in d 80's

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^(#$!@#$)(()))******

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21.04.2014 18:03

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hahhaha

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30.06.2016 22:12

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Mind blown to bits

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