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Going Fishin'

Author: BikeWriter

Date: 31 December 2009

Sex Joke

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Four friends spend weeks planning the perfect backwoods camping and fishing trip.

Two days before the group is to leave, Frank's wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn't going. Frank's friends are very upset that he can't go but, what can they do...

Two days later the three get to the camping site only to find Frank sitting there with a tent set up, firewood gathered, and fish cooking on the fire. "Damn man! How long you been here and how did you talk your wife into letting you go?"

"Well, I've been here since yesterday. The night before yesterday evening I was sitting in my chair and my wife came up behind and put her hands over my eyes and said 'guess who'?" I pulled her hands off and she was wearing a brand new see through nightie.

She took my hand and took me to our bedroom. The room had two dozen candles and rose pedals all over.

She had handcuffs and ropes on the bed! She told me to tie and cuff her to the bed and I did. And then she said "Do whatever you want!"

"So here I am.”


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  • hfhtrywer
    12.03.2010 13:09
    sex

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  • bryon.sams
    15.03.2010 01:10
    abslolutly hilarious

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  • Anonymous+reader
    19.03.2010 09:00
    LOL

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  • Anonymous+reader
    28.03.2010 15:07
    funny

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  • amk7825
    31.03.2010 15:08
    a great lesson all people should learn, be careful what you say in bed lol

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  • Anonymous+reader
    31.03.2010 18:10
    he didn't want sex, he wanted to go fishing.. lol

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  • a.n
    a.n
    04.04.2010 20:20
    good one
    i played with a lot of womon in the past ,but now i go fishing i get the same smell but dont get in trouble for it

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  • Anonymous+reader
    05.04.2010 03:53
    Hahaha...that was frickin hilarious!!!

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  • Anonymous+reader
    08.07.2010 16:50
    heh,not funny at all.almost stupid!

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  • Vancity
    31.07.2010 22:31
    The guy who said it wasn't funny ur a dumbass

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  • keith
    01.08.2010 20:15
    A.N. s comment was funnier than the joke !

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  • Anonymous+reader
    03.08.2010 01:37
    ahaah a.n is the shidd lmfpo

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  • anonymous+reader
    15.09.2010 08:31
    A Negative vote for your bullshit joke..... wimmers post much better and much more funny jokes. people go checkout his jokes you will laugh like hell.

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  • Daddy%26amp%3B%23039%3Bs+Gurl
    21.09.2010 15:42
    Thats bad!!! not the joke the rather go fishing then make love..... omg!! he better not ever untie her...lol

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  • anonymous+reader
    12.11.2010 16:19
    سكس للتحميل بدون اشتراك

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  • anonymous+reader
    11.12.2010 18:44
    best joke ever!!!!!!

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  • anonymous+reader
    19.12.2010 23:21
    you should have said that the guy force fed her.... with his dick

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  • anonymous+reader
    19.12.2010 23:21
    you should have said that the guy force fed her.... with his dick

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  • EmeraldGreen
    20.12.2010 00:14
    Serves her right.
    She should have offered to come along and pull a train.

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  • anonymous+reader
    04.03.2011 14:48
    سكس

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  • anonymous+reader
    04.03.2011 14:49
    سكس عربي

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  • anonymous+reader
    20.03.2011 21:18
    thats a good one..... XD

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  • anonymous+reader
    25.03.2011 06:11
    now thats funny shit

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  • anonymous+reader
    18.04.2011 18:43
    I HAVE TWO LETTERS TO SAY ABOUT THAT: XD

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  • anonymous+reader
    24.04.2011 19:43
    Unbeliveable that would not make anyone laugh are you on crack are you high are you drunk?

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  • anonymous+reader
    11.05.2011 11:30
    Man thats some funny fucken shit,bravo

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  • anonymous+reader
    14.06.2011 15:08
    hahahaha that was good but too bad if i was Frank i would fill her up with cum then go to the camping spot

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  • anonymous+reader
    06.09.2011 04:20
    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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    01.12.2011 16:19
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    08.12.2011 15:23
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    09.12.2011 12:47
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  • anonymous+reader
    03.03.2012 23:48
    Ass bastard bitch damn hell clit clut shit fuck
    Good joke

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  • anonymous+reader
    15.03.2012 12:58
    god the least he could do if fuck her before he left wtf

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  • anonymous+reader
    30.03.2012 01:07
    Uhggg the though of bein tied and handcuffed dwn turns me on so much my clit is throbbing nw im gonna go find some hot porn mmmmmhm

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  • anonymous+reader
    30.03.2012 01:07
    Uhggg the though of bein tied and handcuffed dwn turns me on so much my clit is throbbing nw im gonna go find some hot porn mmmmmhm

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  • anonymous+reader
    04.04.2012 21:29
    Did I miss something in school. While I was learning to read and write, There must have been something good going on. Everyone else here can't spell any word but fuck right.

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    23.04.2012 00:35
    if a girl whants to chat with a 300 pound guy that loves to chat and is a big teddy bear hit me up here andi will give you a way to reach me

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  • anonymous+reader
    30.05.2012 18:27
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    12.06.2012 20:57
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  • anonymous+reader
    13.07.2012 01:08
    Dumbass, stop being such a snob. "There" should not have been capitalized, you put a comma instead of a period. Don't make comments about spelling without having it correct yourself.

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  • anonymous+reader
    08.01.2013 06:50
    Grammar is different than spelling. So they were technically still correct saying that everyone can't spell.

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  • anonymous+reader
    09.01.2013 14:55
    quit worring about grammar and spelling enjoy story or libary

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  • anonymous+reader
    02.10.2013 15:36
    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha cant stop laughing

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    06.10.2013 17:18
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    04.03.2014 18:28
    Now that Quotes Chimp're past the controversy, let's get into the nuts and bolts of auto insurance.

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  • Anonymous+reader
    13.08.2014 05:30
    Lol hilarious. I don't think that's what she ment

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  • Anonymous+reader
    04.12.2014 20:25
    U are veri wicked n heartless for leavin her soo horny

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  • Anonymous+reader
    22.01.2016 08:49
    Here I am lol

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