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Natalie

Author: DeathsKnight

Date: 11 May 2010

Sex Joke

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A guy gets from a plane and goes to a beautiful double storey house, he knocks on the door and an attractive woman opens the door.

"I wanna see Natalie"

The lady looks the man up and down, he clearly doesn't have a lot of money.

"Sir to see Natalie you will have to pay $1,000 for half an hour"

"Is no problem, I have ze money"

Just then a gorgeous brunette in a black evening gown comes down the stairs and the guy looks at her

"Natalie?"

"Yes?"

"I want to spend a little time with you"

She smirks at the man's apearance

"It will cost you $1,000"

The guy takes out a roll of cash and hands it to her, they go upstairs, do the dirty and he leaves half an hour later. The next day the guy is back, he knocks, the madame opens and is quite surprised that the guy is back

"I wanna see Natalie"

"Well it's still $1,000"

"No problem, I have ze money"

He shows her the money, he goes upstairs, hand the money to Natalie, spend half an hour poking her clam and leaves

So it continues for three more days, after the fifth day Natalie turns to him while he's dressing and says

"You know it's the first time that somebody came back so many times, where are you from?"

"I am from Tel Aviv"

Natalie sits up

"Really? I have a sister in Tel Aviv"

The guy grins and replies

"I know, she gave me $5,000 to give you"


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  • Anonymous+reader
    27.05.2010 22:47
    I wanna meet nataile

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  • Anonymous+reader
    31.05.2010 04:20
    lmao! Smart guy. =P.

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  • DIRRTYdiva
    31.05.2010 21:07
    LMFAO!!! i would beat his ass!!

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  • Anonymous+reader
    01.06.2010 16:45
    I wnt 2 fck her hard

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  • thisistupid
    03.06.2010 22:29
    that is the worst joke i ever heard

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  • Anonymous+reader
    05.06.2010 13:46
    wt ws th 5 grnd 4??wu wud gv 5 grnd jst lyk tht?

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  • INFORMER
    07.06.2010 01:01
    THE JOKE IS HER SISTER GAVE HIM MONEY TO GIVE TO HER, BUT HE KNEW SHE CHARGED 1 G EVERYTIME SO HE PUT THE 5 G'S TO USE SO IN THE END HE GOT SEX FOR MONEY THAT WASN'T HIS

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  • anonymous+reader
    11.08.2010 02:04
    I get it! Not only did he give Natalie her 5 grand. He got "free" sex!

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  • anonymous+reader
    15.09.2010 08:34
    A Negative vote for your bullshit joke..... wimmers post much better and much more funny jokes. people go checkout his jokes you will laugh like hell.

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  • anonymous+reader
    12.12.2010 03:33
    سجيل أنت لست Ùu0081يه

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  • anonymous+reader
    20.07.2011 00:33
    You ppl r so fucking stupid talking about wimmer. His jokes r shit and most of them dont even make sense

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  • anonymous+reader
    20.07.2011 00:34
    You ppl r so fucking stupid talking about wimmer. His jokes r shit and most of them dont even make sense

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  • anonymous+reader
    18.09.2011 00:47
    Please keep thrwoing these posts up they help tons.

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  • anonymous+reader
    16.02.2012 22:10
    its wimmer jut positng all these troll comments

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  • anonymous+reader
    29.03.2012 17:20
    Thats a good one. :-)

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  • anonymous+reader
    22.01.2013 03:49
    Frankly, I am quite appalled that mermebs of the Church have reduced themselves to telling such hateful and disrespectful jokes'. It is not important on whom the jokes are based, but the fact that people who profess to be Christian could be so spiteful. These jokes', and others of their ilk, have nothing to do with humour, and as mermebs of the Church we should know that there is no such thing as the court of public opinion', only rumour and conjecture, both of which we are warned against in the scriptures. I think that you should be ashamed of yourselves and take a long, serious look at your lives.Some of the justifications for these posts are quite bizare and pathetic. Look at some of them seriously and they make no sense, particularly from an LDS perspective. I apologise to any non-LDS who may have left posts, but I (and the world) really do expect more from followers of Christ.

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  • anonymous+reader
    22.01.2013 03:49
    I was a missionary in Argentina when the Challenger was deeysotrd during launch. A few weeks later, another missionary shared a letter from his younger brother full of sick jokes like NASA: Need Another Seven Astronauts. I felt just a little strirring of pride that my nation is robust enough to have room for twisted jokes as part of its response to tragedy.Critiquing the Michael Jackson jokes above, I would say that they are generally too generic, not having much more to do with Mr. Jackson than the accusations of pedophilia. Some include references to his cosmetic alterations, which is good, but it seems like a really good joke would be one that mines the particular details of his life in a way that it could refer to no other person. I think the one comparing Michael Jackson to Richard Pryor is good that way. There is only one person that burned by Pepsi could apply to. The one that uses the specific fact that Michael Jackson died soon after Farrah Fawcett is good that way t

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