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Material Girl

Author: youngbuck09

Date: 29 May 2010

Sex Joke

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The stupid bitch buzzes on the intercom, she's here to collect the rest of her clothes. Little back dresses and see through tops, always putting on a show for everyone yet never fucking me, no wonder i had to kick her to the curb.

it had been 3 weeks since i saw her, she stands about 5'10", dark brown hair that comes half way down her back that bends into a nice firm round arse. Full tits that perk yet are a D cup, pretty face and legs that go for miles.

She enters wearing a short cut work skirt, black stockings and a company blouse. She heads to the empty bedroom and starts packing. Whilst she's packing i stand back and gaze at her beautiful rump poking out inviting me to fuck it.

Absence of a bed was not going to hinder my mischievous plan as i drooled over her luscious behind. I moved quickly and unzipped my fly, pulling my hardening prick out. I reached up under the skirt and got my hands on those stockings, they need to come off NOW! As i yanked at her crotch to expose it in all its glory she screamed. I was having none of that, i swing with a strong hand.. SMACK.... landed on her cheek, tell her what happens to bad sluts that misbehave. I reef the stockings and g string off in one strong pull, i bunch the g string in my hand and turn it into a ball. I hold her nose so she has to open her mouth and cram her g banger in there, that outta shut her up. Now i pin her down and hold her hands behind her back. My longing member is rubbing against her exposed opening. I spit in my hand and lube my dick up, now this slut will pay for her whorish ways.

I pull back and slam through her resistance in one quick motion, i withdraw leaving just the head in and slam down even harder. Shes screaming from the force and the shock, tears streaming down her face. I keep pounding away each stroke longer and harder than the next . I reach down and take a nipple in my hand i squeeze and pinch until she turns red then i bite down as hard as possible, blood seeping from the sides of her buds. I continue demolishing her for an hour savoring every moment, licking the tears from her face. Maybe the slut shouldnt have cheated. I then roll her over and violate her arsehole over and over again, at last im ready to cum and decide her face is the best spot. I straddle her and hold her head back aiming with one hand i pump load after load across that pretty sweet face. Drenched in cum i now make her suck me dry spit on her and then throw her into the halllway, i dont have sluts at my house. Demoralized and destroyed she stumbles home to clean away her payback

First time story and pretty drunk so give me some tips


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  • Anonymous+reader
    01.06.2010 23:21
    Since when is that a "Sex Joke" as you titled it?

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  • WILL
    02.06.2010 00:30
    IT WOULD BE BETTER IF YOU MAKE THIS THE LAST TIME YOU WRITE ANYTHING......

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  • Seraphim
    02.06.2010 02:38
    Yep. Must be drunk to write this

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  • Moose
    04.06.2010 06:29
    So... u r drunk, but can still write... Is this the joke?

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  • Anonymous+reader
    05.06.2010 03:34
    its really dumb...doesnt even sound like a joke..
    you must b reallly perverted to be JOKING about a rape and you seriously must be PATHETICALLY DRUNK to actually expect a good review
    WILL is correct this had better be you last piece of writing shit

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  • Anonymous+reader
    05.06.2010 15:36
    i couldn't read all of this - you're an arsehole

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  • Anonymous+reader
    05.06.2010 16:03
    You aren't a drunk, you're an idiot. I'll bet your mom wishes she gave head the day you were conceived. Please don't write anything. Ever.

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  • Anonymous+reader
    12.06.2010 06:01
    YOU FUCKED UP! too short wrong category...try "Retard" next time

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  • distraughtforever
    15.06.2010 19:42
    Words actually fail me......
    Except.......
    I feel sick ,
    I am scared of men like you.
    I don't think drinking is good for you, it makes you angry.
    I wanted a sex joke, I got you biting your ex's tits off.
    If that was me, I would return the favour and bite your manhood off and spit it in your face.
    Here is a tip.... try writing when your sober.
    Give it the respect it deserves, you sub human.!!

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  • Anonymous+reader
    15.06.2010 19:56
    i hope some one has called the cops

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  • Anonymous+reader
    17.06.2010 02:36
    i have to say that you did put it in the worng place. but also have to say i loved it. im the kinda girl that just loves a good story about rape. i dont know what it is about rape that turns me on, but that was hott.
    you need to drink more often. thanks again.

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  • Michael+J.
    18.06.2010 02:37
    I hope you burn in hell you fucking ASSHOLE! If you ever even think of doing this again god so help me i will kill you.People like you are fucking pieces of SHIT! burn in hell

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  • Anonymous+reader
    19.06.2010 17:01
    it was gud write another story lik that.why d0nt u cum fukk me

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  • Anonymous+reader
    20.06.2010 11:57
    i am going to be sick! that poor girl. no wonder she didn't want to fuck you earlier! ARE you a drunk? if you're always drunk, you did her a favor by kicking her out! i cried reading it. if my boyfriend was like that there would've been no 'us'.

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  • Anonymous+reader
    20.06.2010 13:15
    this was a badly worded story, choose a perspectice and stick with it, its kind hard to follow along with

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  • Anonymous+reader
    21.06.2010 04:21
    and this is not a joke u moron!!!!

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  • Anonymous+reader
    21.06.2010 22:54
    its not a joke
    don't like the spitting
    otherwise it was HOTT!!

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  • Anonymous+reader
    23.06.2010 10:48
    were you born stupid, or did you take lessons? Save humanity and just keep jerking off. no off spring

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  • don
    don
    23.06.2010 16:41
    Don't you dare to write anything like this shit, you motherfucker

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  • Anonymous+reader
    24.06.2010 09:26
    Stick to drink, leave the story telling to those who can

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  • Anonymous+reader
    25.06.2010 14:46
    Don ur a jack ass he sounds sexy and so does that story,Don go 2 hell bitch

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  • reader
    reader 500
    26.06.2010 22:25
    I hope stupidness pays for something because you sure aren't going to get money to pay with!

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  • male
    27.06.2010 05:34
    this is fuckry .real shit leave story writing if u dont know what to do go and drink until u dead

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  • anonymous+reader
    04.12.2010 23:28
    You Sir Are A Retard And I Am Glad To Say I Shall Not Have To Put Up With You In Real Life.è°~~

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  • anonymous+reader
    04.12.2010 23:29
    You Sir Are A Retard And I Am Glad To Say I Shall Not Have To Put Up With You In Real Life.è°~~

    Answer 0

  • anonymous+reader
    04.12.2010 23:29
    You Sir Are A Retard And I Am Glad To Say I Shall Not Have To Put Up With You In Real Life.è°~~

    Answer 0

  • anonymous+reader
    04.12.2010 23:29
    You Sir Are A Retard And I Am Glad To Say I Shall Not Have To Put Up With You In Real Life.è°~~

    Answer 0

  • anonymous+reader
    21.01.2011 20:45
    stick to drinking go fuck a telephone pole

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  • anonymous+reader
    10.04.2011 15:57
    This is not A FUCKING JOKE, IT IS A PIECE OF SHIT

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  • anonymous+reader
    17.07.2011 22:57
    this is the worst shit that i have ever read!!!! if you really did this your ass would be sittiing in jail for rape!!!!!! i dont care it the bitch did cheat on you, you have no right to do or talk about a person that way!!! if she did cheat on you in real life it is because you are nothing but shit AND DONT FORGET IT!!!!!!!!!

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  • anonymous+reader
    30.07.2011 15:34
    Do a sequel where you get her pregnant and she can't feed the baby because you bit her tits off! Then you could put this story back in the joke section where it belongs because it would finally have a punchline. Are you still a drunk?

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  • anonymous+reader
    18.08.2011 06:56
    These posters are awfully aggressive. I thought the story was decent.

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  • anonymous+reader
    07.09.2011 04:35
    I say you should have done it...but used a condom. Who knows what a cheating whore will contract to you. Kudos from a girl who is faithful!!

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  • anonymous+reader
    15.01.2012 16:37
    No wonder she left you... you are a boor.

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  • anonymous+reader
    21.01.2012 17:22
    سكس

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  • anonymous+reader
    21.01.2012 17:25
    سكس

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  • anonymous+reader
    03.05.2012 13:34
    Hi,Please submitted your blogs in adoyruobldgs.com by ABCD (you will be added to all our directories, but recip links will be other sites not directories).I with pleasure listed your all blogs!Thanks,Tagir

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  • anonymous+reader
    03.08.2012 00:16
    لوطة صبيان

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  • anonymous+reader
    22.10.2012 04:12
    Laura that is a really good qtisueon. I'm not super raw milk guru, but I'll give it a shot. Non-raw milk is both pasturized AND homogenized. Homogized means breaking down the mlk particules so that the cream (fat) doesn't seperate from the milk. Something about these two processes creates distinctly different yogurt then using raw milk.To make yogurt you have to heat to high temps to break down the milk proteins and give the live cultures something they can eat .

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  • anonymous+reader
    26.10.2012 03:27
    first tip don`t wright while your drunk

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  • anonymous+reader
    05.08.2013 01:32
    That is really sad just to read.

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  • anonymous+reader
    14.08.2013 13:36
    Some tips? Don't drink and write. Don't use the 'jokes' section. And don't rape.

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  • Anonymous+reader
    02.05.2014 10:54
    Datx rape dude...Gud tn U didnt follow t up or did ya...

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