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Tweet Tweet, Mother Fucker!

Author: Master_Vyle

Date: 12 July 2010

Non-Erotic, Poem

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Tweet tweet, mother fucker!

I see you had dread,
Needed to know what I said.

No need for you to worry,
These are just my thoughts in a hurry.

Your paranoia made you twitch,
But I have better things about to bitch.

Thought I was being harsh on you,
When all I was doing was blogging about Doctor Who.

Just so you won’t be shocked,
I decided that you should be blocked.

Sharing my ideas with friends is my right,
And not any of the business of your web site.

Tweet tweet, mother fucker!


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  • anonymous+reader
    01.12.2010 09:07
    lousey lousey lousey

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  • anonymous+reader
    25.01.2011 22:54
    wow dude im not a poet or anything but that was some lousey ass shit man what a waste of words and time go find somthin else better to do with ur time

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  • anonymous+reader
    25.01.2011 22:55
    wow dude im not a poet or anything but that was some lousey ass shit man what a waste of words and time go find somthin else better to do with ur time

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  • anonymous+reader
    09.09.2012 17:32
    It's like you're on a msision to save me time and money!

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