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Life as a poor asian

Author: couchinhagin

Date: 25 March 2004

Anal, Diary, Blowjob, Cum Swallowing

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Hi my name is lee and i am a boy that is by far out of the ordinary i live in a place called simlacon asia.I have dark brown eyes, light brown skin, I live in a fairly good placed neighborhood im one of the more rich people (well i was one of the more rich people). I have a 9 inch when im hard and dont let me forget to mention I weigh 232lbs. Yeah that is right you might wonder how a guy like me ends up writing something about having sex with girls when im only 13 weigh 232lbs and am very shy when it comes to ladies. Well Im going to be real with you guys it is possible you've just got to kick back relax shut the hell up and listen to this story. Now my 1st sexual experience was with my sister man could she suck a mean cock. She did it just like i alwayz liked it when i masterbated in my free time she'd start out by stroaking it a few times to make me hard and then she'd start to lick around the head of my penis one time i cummed at that point that was one of the most embarrassing memories i ever had. then she puts her mouth on it just a tiny bit and looks up at me innocently but i can feel her tounge licking my penis furiously and then she lick the little slit on my penis and starts thrusting her jaws up and down untill i cum. My sister just loved for me to play around with her ass i'd finger her ass and i'd end up me stickin my whole fist in her. I took my hand out and made her taste her own stinky self. Then i'd flicker my tounge in her ass and act as if i were eating her out but only.....through her ass. Then I would stick my 9 inch hard in her and if she wasnt screaming i'd pinch her boobs with my hands while sill entering her in and out and if she still wasnt screamin in enjoy ment i'd stick 4 fingers up her pussy. This continued untill she cummed and even sometimes when she still climaxes and i havent i'd make her climax again untill i have. This continued alot almost daily even though my siser was 16 and could beat me up i made her do it cause i didnt like the sound of me becoming one of those everyday boyz who jacks off everyday for sexual enjoyment i wanted to tell my friens i could get sex whenever i wanted. Most of my friends thought my actions against my sister were sick and disgusting and i just told them they were afraid to express their sexuality. But some of my frineds carried my ways on and fucked their own sisters someties my friends and theirs sisters would come over and we'd have orgies. Mom and Dad were almost never home so we had lotz of free time to fuck and sneak our frineds over. I thought i was gunna fuck my sister untill she moved a way untill on the day she had to leave for college on her last day home we had sex one last time for 3 hours straight we were so worked up into it we didnt even notice that my parents were throwing a surprise graduation party for my sister and they walked up into the room while we were stil having sex and i had just cummed on my sister face. At first everybody just gasped one of my sisters friends that didnt know about our sex together threw up in her graduation cake. After that incident my parents immediatley thought it was time they spent some time apart and ended up in divorce my sister left for college and i was forced to live with my mom who had a slight drinkin problem after discovering me and my sister out.

My mom hated me she was always drunk and she said alot of thingz she didnt mean she said: "itz your fault my husband left you and your damned sister i fucking hate you i sat in labor with you for 9 hours and this is how you repay me you stupid son of a bitch get out of here right now" I would alway leave anywayz to hang out with my new friends in my new neighbor hood. My neighbor hood was way to bad now that my mom got fired for excessive drug use and the abusive us of alchoal. and we got evicted from every apartment we went to untill we ended up into the gehtto. In the ghetto their was lots of prostitution and lotz of adult movie stores and lotz of other dirty thingz that a kid my age shouldnt be viewing but everybody was interested into making a quick buck and I still had some money saved up in my secret savings account from when we were rich. Plus their was no age limit on how old you were to drink drive etc. etc. The onlly good my mom was now was to cook wich was the only thing that brought her happeniess with me but i got sick of her wayz and soon left her house hold to become a pimp 15 yr old boy in my new neighborhood.


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    READER 500
    29.03.2004 15:53
    Are you retarded? Or do you normally talk out of your ASS? What a waste of time.

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  • READER
    READER 500
    29.03.2004 22:31
    thats so stupid, what a lie. ur such a duma$$

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  • READER
    READER 500
    30.03.2004 09:24
    PITIFUL
    SIMPLY PITIFUL

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  • READER
    READER 500
    30.03.2004 20:59
    your full of SH!T!!!

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  • READER
    READER 500
    01.04.2004 09:57
    that was umm.........stupid? yea thats the word

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    READER 500
    02.04.2004 00:41
    you are quite possibly the biggest dumbass ever........
    I am not kidding 15 yr old pimp? no agelimit on booze or driving? girl puked in cake? god you are fucking stupid

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    READER 500
    04.04.2004 20:49
    i have to agree with all of them

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  • READER
    READER 500
    05.04.2004 01:45
    just bull-shit u need to learn how to write and stop talking out of your ass...... your just making yourself more retarded by the secound

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    READER 500
    07.04.2004 01:34
    u fuckin whore dat was the most retarted stroy i ever read what the fuck were u thinkin u slut ur a discrace to all of us azns

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    READER 500
    07.04.2004 22:10
    that was bs that was the worst shit i ever read u hore. dont kill stuff like that u asian wanna be

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    READER 500
    09.04.2004 12:16
    That is the crappiest story iv ever read. Punk ass

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  • READER
    READER 500
    12.04.2004 04:05
    SHIT STORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT WAS SO SHIT IT MADE MY COCK SHRINK**************

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  • READER
    READER 500
    16.04.2004 17:06
    DITTO !!!!!!!

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    READER 500
    16.04.2004 17:08
    DITTO ! ! ! ! ! ! !

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    READER 500
    16.04.2004 20:29
    that sucked it made me lose my hard-on u r a dumbass u stupied asian cock sucker

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  • READER
    READER 500
    19.04.2004 14:30
    My god your spelling is truly awfull. But I agree insest is not a thing to write about

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    READER 500
    22.04.2004 19:40
    dude your fucking gay 13 yeah right and who does their sister i dont know whats w/ these incest stories but your all fucked up you get a big 1/10 you suck little guy o yeah that was about your dick no 9 incher

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    READER 500
    04.05.2004 05:42
    This Story Sucked Dick

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  • READER
    READER 500
    04.05.2004 07:38
    oh my god....absolutely horrible

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  • READER
    READER 500
    05.05.2004 02:05
    I just got one word for you.

    Garbage!

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    READER 500
    09.05.2004 01:00
    That sucked dick

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    READER 500
    10.05.2004 23:21
    man you fucking suck your spelling is terrible, your story is completly unbelieveable, and you, a pimp at 17!? bullshit

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    READER 500
    15.05.2004 00:17
    haha funny colors

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    20.05.2004 21:25
    like my name suggests, that was nothing but a waste of my time, completely bull shit! i mean seriously, 9 inches at the age of 13...sure...ok to be honest the longest asian dick ive seen in porn and shit was maybe 5 inches lol hate to sound like a stereotype but you are full of crap! 15 and a pimp? that is lame and such a freaking lie, there is no way, hell if u were in any of the american cities if u were only 15 ud be some pimps bitch, or dead in a ditch somewhere for trying to be a pimp, you need to be honest you lame fuck

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    22.05.2004 17:18
    Hey I like you wana chat aol aim id=foxygurl11

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    24.05.2004 14:11
    OOO, I know the next part of this story. His dad's an astronaut, and he fucked 3 martians, at the same time, WOW! Shut up you fuckin gook, i thought chinks were supposed to be smart. The only pussy youve ever eaten was your neighbors cat. Please for the love of God, may you someday suck some guys dick and end up drinking his AIDS Cocktail

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    READER 500
    24.05.2004 21:51
    GET MYXOMATOSIS YOU GOOK BASTARD

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  • READER
    READER 500
    25.05.2004 03:45
    veryvery bad story pls dont right again

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    READER 500
    25.05.2004 16:39
    Dude...if you ever post on XNXX again, im sure a number of people will come after you...your not a pimp...your a fat little moron who cant get any...go lie to yoru moron friends...they might believe you

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    READER 500
    25.05.2004 20:32
    Extremely lame man , and you're only 13 how stupid of you to try to write

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  • READER
    READER 500
    27.05.2004 11:15
    AIDS, NOW!!!!!

    Seacrest, OUT

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  • READER
    READER 500
    27.05.2004 20:35
    what complete shit!

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  • READER
    READER 500
    28.05.2004 12:58
    yellow man shut up.. you chines most be very shitty

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  • READER
    READER 500
    29.05.2004 18:42
    Hey Everybody this wasnt really my story actually an asian came by and deleted it and made this crap all its not even finished but since im to lazy to type it all over again oh yeah the asian is actually a pimp he has hoes and prostitues etc.. etc. and the sister part is true to but i'll make you guyz a true story that'll make you cum soon sorry for my mom being friends with china men lol

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    READER 500
    30.05.2004 01:12
    you sthupid fuck! look at you now!

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    READER 500
    06.06.2004 12:42
    puke - what a wate of time

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    READER 500
    09.06.2004 22:03
    Your an idiot, that was just totally stupid, B.S. this wasn't your story, your such a dumbass, im gunna give everyone ur AIM sn so they can make fun of you.

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    READER 500
    10.06.2004 02:16
    u need to get a life or a hobby because writing aint it

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    READER 500
    10.06.2004 18:13
    Thanks everyone for their hilarious comments. Some comment made me laugh so much that my ribs shook until they hurt like hell. Then the next comment made me laugh all over again. About the story: It sucked where no story has ever sucked before: everywhere.

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    READER 500
    11.06.2004 17:05
    First of all, grammar and style sucks balls. Second of all, it's obviously not your story, as has already been said. Third, even if it isn't your story, it still sucks. Stories like this have to go slow, and this was just bang bang bang ok done.

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    16.06.2004 07:17
    dude....................i'v... had more interesting shits

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    READER 500
    19.06.2004 15:25
    i hope you die a slow, painful death by being beaten to death by the 9 inch cock that you dont have

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  • READER
    READER 500
    19.06.2004 15:28
    the worst story in the history of the written word

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    READER 500
    20.06.2004 14:46
    well done m8. a top class story.

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    27.06.2004 02:49
    that was fucking horible i've read shampoo bottles more interseting than that

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    READER 500
    27.06.2004 13:04
    damn ur 232 pounds? fatass!! and this story was horendous

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    READER 500
    28.06.2004 02:32
    Wow, that was bad, 13 asian = no 9 inch cock, worst story ever. and at 13 lose some lbs if you weight 232, damn boy, and no your not a pimp. just dont write again

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    READER 500
    28.06.2004 02:56
    lies all lies, before the story he says hes 13, and hmmm, at the end hes 15, and a pimp none the less. and at 13and asian , sorry but no 9 inch cock for you. you probably dont even have your pubes yet. dumbass, oh and check his profile, says hes 13, and lives in iowa, not asia, man if yer gonna lie, keep the "facts" strait.

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    READER 500
    30.06.2004 02:41
    WHAT THE HELL IS ON UR MIND U OUTTA BE LOCKED AWAY FOR SOME SHIT U DFINENTLY GOT THE IGNORANTITIS U FUCKIN IGNORAMISDONT WRITE ANOTHER FUCKIN STORY OR I WILL PERSONALLY KILL UR ASS AND WRITE A STORY ABOUT ME DOING UR SLUTTY SISTER

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    READER 500
    03.07.2004 02:30
    this is horrible...

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    READER 500
    05.07.2004 00:30
    like the name haha... stupid loser

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    READER 500
    05.07.2004 15:58
    to homer wnnab......... ya pepto bismol

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    READER 500
    05.07.2004 16:00
    mmm...cake

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    READER 500
    05.07.2004 18:40
    holy shit!!!!that was a briliant story..................na,i... just screwin with ya,it sucked,write again i will shove a whistle so far up your ass the next time your fucking your granny shell think the kettles boild

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    READER 500
    05.07.2004 18:52
    u fucking stupid dirty fucking chindiand chugginator fucking deener fuck face ass lick 9 inch cock fucking whore

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    READER 500
    06.07.2004 06:22
    The only thing good about this story was the comments.

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  • READER
    READER 500
    08.07.2004 14:20
    my neighbor's 2-year old baby writes better than this load of mother fucking bullshit

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    READER 500
    16.07.2004 16:44
    By worst, incest stories i ever read.

    Illogical and totally negative reaction. Hoping to read with a hard dick. Now, my boner is dead.

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    READER 500
    16.07.2004 22:35
    everyone point and laugh at the idiot who wrote this story at the count of three....ready?...1...2...3... you suck hahahahaha die already

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    READER 500
    20.07.2004 01:38
    James.

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    READER 500
    24.07.2004 04:01
    The only thing i got to say is..........HOY SHIT!

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    READER 500
    26.07.2004 08:34
    This story is a crime against humanity

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    READER 500
    26.07.2004 22:03
    Get a day job!

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    READER 500
    27.07.2004 06:22
    ok....what the fuck was that you son of a bitch chink......stop contaminating this site and go suk a she-male you fucking piece of tard ass. when u write a story, u gotta be at least a little realistic....your probaly an 1/2 incher....go eat shit chinese chink

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    READER 500
    28.07.2004 02:31
    13 years old. Yeah, what are you even DOING on this site

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    28.07.2004 02:47
    Hey everyone who has left a comment on here. You guys are awesomley funny. Made me glad I actually visited this shitty story. I should stop reading XXXstories and start reading comedy on this site...Wow, comments better than story....and bull shit the asian guy deleted it and you were too lazy to write it again. F N excuses.

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    READER 500
    28.07.2004 13:54
    Asians have the smallest dick size of any race and hardly any white guys have 9 inchers. Your a fucking moron.

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    READER 500
    03.08.2004 00:54
    This Fucking story sucked man I wasted good cumming time.

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    READER 500
    04.08.2004 00:51
    Ohwell, couldn't fit everything I wanted to reveal in the comment box.

    Only stupid people believe everything they read.

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    READER 500
    04.08.2004 05:21
    Survey my ass. Don't make up excuses just so that we don't think your story sucked any less. and plus, your survery doesnt even work.

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    READER 500
    10.08.2004 10:27
    that was the most stupid thing ever fat ass get a life and dont type ever again dumb fatass and a stupid name fucker hahahaahhahahahahaahhaahaha...

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    READER 500
    12.08.2004 02:12
    fuck your a sick mother fucker to fuck your sister you sick bastard you have some really fucking sick problems and you need a chink therapy you ass licker go fuck your pimp for a son mommey you fucking asian fucker

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    READER 500
    13.08.2004 05:19
    I agree the comments are the best part,, I also enjoyed the dimwits complaining about the spelling lolol with their own mis spelled comments. Well it was at the very best a really SAD atempt at writing. I have to agree with everyone else please don't do it again we are afraid very afraid

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    17.08.2004 14:38
    I would like everybody to know that my penis has grown -7 inches by reading this story and when i find te writer i will cut off his 9" penis and add it to my own

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    READER 500
    18.08.2004 06:38
    I've posted 3 times and i'll do it again. Fuck you. Nuff said.

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    READER 500
    19.08.2004 14:02
    what the fuck was that?

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    READER 500
    24.08.2004 02:41
    WTF you pervert burn in hell! You FUCKING BASTARD, MF FU YOU SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!

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    READER 500
    27.08.2004 09:18
    Well if you look at it this story holds the honor of being the all time worst story on this site. If this story were written on real Paper I'd cry for the tree it came from

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    READER 500
    27.08.2004 10:25
    suck my dick bitch

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    READER 500
    11.09.2004 15:41
    u are a sick mother or should i say sister fucker fuck u assholes

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    READER 500
    12.09.2004 21:14
    THIS SOOOOOO FAKE.... how can ya b a pimp @ tha age ov 15 i mean dis is just a hole lot of shit... it is soooooooo gross hooo would have sex wit der sista...... yuk......LEE UR SUCH A FAKR....rnt asians ment 2 b reali small ne wai

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    READER 500
    12.09.2004 21:30
    me and my frend wish it was us!!! hump us!

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    READER 500
    13.09.2004 03:26
    I thought it was a great way to express yopurself!! Good on u. By the way i am a guy and i am also fucking my sister and her friend. We have a 3sum and get together 6 days a week. maybe we could meet up... have a 5sum? 3 girls, 2 guys. I would luv it!! can i give u head??!!! please... it would make my day. I am 14 an dhave been sexually active 4 two years. i recomened a blow job for all teen guys out there. it will 'blow' u away. Call me

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    READER 500
    13.09.2004 16:36
    madar chod

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    READER 500
    18.09.2004 03:26
    incest never struck me fancy, and neither did your title. "life as a poor asian" my God, id put "lifeas a complaining little fuck with a 2 inch prick and a dildo to match. fuckin me sister for laughs cuz i couldnt get me dog to answer my pitiful calls for its fleabitten arse" thats what id call it. go to bloody hell with ya story. thats it. Piss off!

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    READER 500
    22.09.2004 16:14
    kiss my cunt

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    READER 500
    03.10.2004 11:41
    ha,ha i enjoyed the threw up situation.get some medical advice
    kiddo

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    READER 500
    09.10.2004 19:35
    i think you should shoot yourself, that was terrible

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    READER 500
    21.10.2004 18:53
    U SUCK GOD DAMN THAT ABSOULUTLY SUCKED

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    21.10.2004 21:29
    eww u lil fuckface, nasty ass.but it was funny, but uhh, check up on yo grammers boy, got yo shit all twisted and a pimp? sweetie, plz, a pimp? pimp=low life bitches that they think the shit with some small ass cocks.=Xneways.next time, write about somethin that wont get you bad comments.well then.props for the funny shit.u a lame ass lil kid.uhh yo momma so stupid for givin birth to you? blehers.whatevers.im out.byes!

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    READER 500
    26.10.2004 07:28
    how cum ur only 13 and lookin at a motha fuken porno site

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    READER 500
    22.11.2004 11:18
    hey u kung pao chicken go stick your li'll weeny in some dogs ass

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    READER 500
    05.12.2004 15:54
    u r a dead liar if i was yur dad i would kill u on the spot well u asian ya all r weirdos so it doesnt bothr me PIECE OF SHIT

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    06.12.2004 12:37
    I think dis was a gd story and i 2 ave shagged me sister i am 14 and me and my sister arereading this and shes is wet and im cummin on her face :D

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    13.12.2004 17:55
    watz up widz all the bad grammer manz. shit story but funny attempt in a real immature sort of way. taste her own stinky self was good

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    20.12.2004 22:52
    STUPID FUCKING ASIAN DUMB ARSE GOD THAT WAS SHIT U SHOULD GET SHOT AND BE BERRIED WITH A DAMN NIGGER U FUCKIN SLAG

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    29.12.2004 16:31
    I'm gonna have to agree wit fuckfaces comments...
    Eww u lil fuckface, nasty ass.but it was funny, but uhh, check up on yo grammers boy, got yo shit all twisted and a pimp? sweetie, plz, a pimp? pimp=low life bitches that they think the shit with some small ass cocks.=xneways.next time, write about somethin that wont get you bad comments.well then.props for the funny shit.u a lame ass lil kid.uhh yo momma so stupid for givin birth to you? blehers.whatevers.im out.byes!

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    01.01.2005 01:44
    i am speachless.

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    02.01.2005 03:07
    FIRST OF ALL: it's a proven fact that asians cocks cant get over like 5 inches SECOND OF ALL:asia is a dirt poor country and the only people rich in that place are business owners, emporer. DUMBASS

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    06.01.2005 21:14
    Why can't people get this right... it's tongue, not tounge...aaaaaggggghhhh. I see this on porn sites everywhere. Sorry but this won't pass any exams... even school ones!

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    READER 500
    20.01.2005 12:16
    im 14 year girl send my emails. please

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    READER 500
    26.01.2005 18:15
    9 inches and 232lbs at 13?? Are you on LSD? Get off your high and re-examine your size and weight. Then, use the money you've aquired as a pimp and move to Canada or the Sates and get an education. But hey, I gotta admit... the thought of an asain incest orgy got me off nicely :-)

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    READER 500
    06.03.2005 08:48
    7/10

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    READER 500
    07.03.2005 06:54
    6

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    READER 500
    12.03.2005 01:28
    6

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    READER 500
    10.09.2005 13:27
    Asia isnt a country. dumbass

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    READER 500
    16.09.2005 22:36
    yah right

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    READER 500
    02.11.2005 11:07
    2/10

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    READER 500
    27.11.2005 10:40
    Your all sick if you read shit like this. 1/10

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    READER 500
    17.02.2006 07:59
    this was a fukcin bulshit story man think of somthing better u prat

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    READER 500
    08.03.2006 22:23
    you musy be high at 13 give me a breake and wake up and smeel my ass hole lol 1/10

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    READER 500
    01.03.2007 19:15
    funny as m8y

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    READER 500
    27.05.2007 23:19
    Hey FOOL, you can't write shit without periods, question marks, punctuation, etc. It just runs on forever. You young dumbasses will never be able to get jobs writing like you're texting people. This was total crap. I want my money back, ashole. 1/10

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    READER 500
    28.05.2007 00:00
    suckeddddddddddddddd

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    READER 500
    26.02.2008 22:05
    omfg "buggums" Quote: Asia isn't a country. roflmao...Asia is a country, you shithead!

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  • Anonymous+reader
    10.12.2008 09:07
    Asia is actually not a country... it's a continent ... you're stupidity is beyond any I have seen before...

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  • Anonymous+reader
    23.11.2009 13:12
    :(

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  • anonymous+reader
    29.06.2011 10:05
    AFAICT you've covered all the bases with this awsenr!

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  • anonymous+reader
    22.05.2013 17:07
    Just been to see the new staging of Phantom and while the sgniing was good I must say the rest left me very disappointed . It certainly didn't in my opinion compare with the original . I have seen the show many times , locally in Manchester, London and on Broadway and always enjoyed it. Sometimes a production would stand out and probably the best was a staging in New York when everything just worked so well on that night. Tonight however it all felt small , no chandelier falling, ok an effect but part of the drama, no staircase for Masquerade ,the Gondola only moved a couple of feet and lots of other cuts it seemed. To be honest probably wouldn't go again.

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  • Anonymous+reader
    28.09.2016 06:51
    WTF is this BS this is for stories about erotica not some fucken lesson that fat guys get screwed, failure of epic proportions

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