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Cook for Cock

Author: thumper

Date: 6 April 2004

Sex Joke

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While tending to her housework, a woman asks her husband

"Will you please fix the cabinet in the kitchen? It's been barely holding on to it's hinges for weeks now."

He replies "Does it say 'carpenter' on my forehead?"

Surprised, she lets it go and returns to her housework. As she begins to clean the bathroom, she notices that the lever is getting stuck. She yells from the bathroom,

"Honey, the toilet's lever is stuck again! Can you fix it?"

She comes into the living room to find him reading the paper. He responds to the puzzled look on her face with...

"Do I have "plumber" written on my forehead?"

The next day, her husband comes home from work to find the Cabinet fixed, the toilet fixed, and a chipper spouse making the bed in the master bedroom.

"Who fixed everything?"

"A kind young gentleman came by today, said he was a handyman and asked if I needed anything done around the house. When he finished, he said I couldn't pay him with cash because I don't keep it around the house. He mentioned that was fine and that I could pay him by sucking his dick or cooking him a good meal."

"What did you cook for him?"

"Does it say "chef" of my forehead?"






skuze me.
: )


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  • READER
    READER 500
    24.07.2004 10:43
    okiesh i supose

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  • READER
    READER 500
    07.08.2004 10:13
    IF I HAD A HAMMER

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  • READER
    READER 500
    18.08.2004 10:05
    Great joke an 8/10

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  • READER
    READER 500
    04.09.2004 06:19
    This is pretty much an exact joke as the betty crocker joke just different topic but same way.

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  • READER
    READER 500
    16.10.2004 15:12
    i use those comments on my gf i think its time to stop

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  • READER
    READER 500
    25.10.2004 03:45
    what ever

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  • READER
    READER 500
    08.11.2004 16:26
    I want photh of open girl

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  • READER
    READER 500
    05.01.2005 01:18
    toooooooooooo cooooooooooooool!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • READER
    READER 500
    07.01.2005 23:29
    great ...

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  • READER
    READER 500
    10.01.2005 20:07
    FUNNY

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  • READER
    READER 500
    27.01.2005 11:26
    v good

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  • READER
    READER 500
    18.02.2005 09:03
    that ok it was good joke i want SEX i want my dick sucked

    5/10 pussy yum yum yum

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  • READER
    READER 500
    28.02.2005 02:46
    just coz you said suck my dick it becomes a sex joke? lame.

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  • READER
    READER 500
    01.04.2005 00:50
    whoa that was wierd!? wat the hell is wrong with that guy? Holy!?

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  • READER
    READER 500
    22.04.2005 22:33
    hey this joke was cool i was laughing good job buddie!

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  • READER
    READER 500
    05.06.2005 09:52
    im 12 im 12 im 12 im 12 im 12 im 12 i m 12 12 12 go fuck yourself because im 12 so u are a fucking idiot so fuck u

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  • READER
    READER 500
    13.06.2005 11:34
    that was fucking awsome

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  • READER
    READER 500
    13.07.2005 15:00
    funny as hell

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  • READER
    READER 500
    27.07.2005 20:48
    That was funny X D

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  • READER
    READER 500
    12.11.2005 11:40
    fuk im horny

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  • READER
    READER 500
    07.01.2006 21:20
    not that good 2/10

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  • FuckMeHard
    22.07.2009 23:17
    reader from before- who the hell gives a fuck if you're 12??? were u on drugs when u wrote that???

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  • anonymous+reader
    17.05.2011 12:49
    TYVM you've soevld all my problems

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  • anonymous+reader
    21.10.2012 22:22
    Avoid sexual irtsncouree until you help him master his orgasm.use your hand to bring him close to his orgasm, and as soon as you feel him comming ( or get him to tell you) squeeze his penis with your thumb and finger just under the head as tightly as you can, to stop him ejaculating, ( it takes a bit of practice)if that fails do the same at the base of his penis, right at his pubic boneIf you can get him to control it for longer, and you return to actual irtsncouree try not to make any movement, until he gets into a rythymgood luck

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