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nude beach

Author: harry

Date: 16 April 2004

Sex Joke

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A mum and dad take their boy to a nude beach, when they get there the dad walks off the mum sunbathes and the boy goes to swim in the sea, after a few minutes the boy goes running up to his mum saying "mummy mummy i saw two men with bigger willies then daddy" and the mum says "well the bigger they are the dumber they are" so the boy says "oh okay" and goes back to play in the sea. the boy then comes back a few minutes later saying "mummy mummy i saw two women with bigger boobies than you" and the mum says " the bigger they are the dumber they are" and the boy replies "oh okay" and goes back to play in the sea. the boy then comes running back to his mom a few minuets later saying "mummy mummy i saw daddy talking to the dumbest women on the earth and the more and more he talked the dumber and dumber he got"


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  • READER
    READER 500
    13.07.2004 18:57
    Nice Job, Whoever u are!! funny

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  • READER
    READER 500
    31.07.2004 08:02
    that is grate...and true to..atlest for the men.

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  • READER
    READER 500
    12.09.2004 12:27
    bravo number 5, very funny

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  • READER
    READER 500
    10.11.2004 20:57
    that ahsa ctually hapened to me b4 and i was the dumb girl then again can u blame the guy

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  • READER
    READER 500
    18.11.2004 19:14
    Ha ha thats funni, but I must say what a thing to come from a little boys mouth! Haha

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    READER 500
    01.12.2004 01:03
    nice dirty fuckin harry

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  • READER
    READER 500
    10.12.2004 11:17
    if the little boy was on a nude beach wouldent MJ rape him..... ( think about it )

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  • READER
    READER 500
    14.12.2004 02:21
    Haha thats probably one of the better jokes ive heard in a loooong time

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  • READER
    READER 500
    19.12.2004 01:42
    wow, that was a very arousing joke, i love to imagine a little boy running and jumping on the seashore. excuce me some thing just came UP and i have to pound it off!

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  • READER
    READER 500
    01.01.2005 21:17
    Harry Pothead? More like harry Dickhead! What's MJ got to do with it you sick fuck!!
    It's a fucking joke. It's a nude beach. MJ.
    How did you put all those toghether you tosser!!

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    READER 500
    03.02.2005 12:12
    pretty good

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    READER 500
    22.02.2005 00:00
    best of all
    (aside this joke, it is usually more fun to read the responces than the joke, aka the digimon, I HATE THEIR ASSES, story?joke)

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  • READER
    READER 500
    05.06.2005 09:57
    im 12 im 12 so go fuck a goat and fuck a man and fuck a me.....................beca... im horney................goga

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    READER 500
    24.06.2005 14:21
    yallare a bunch of dumb asses

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  • READER
    READER 500
    24.06.2005 14:32
    hey lol-lol-lmao who are you

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  • READER
    READER 500
    27.07.2005 20:30
    XD

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  • READER
    READER 500
    12.09.2005 08:25
    Not bad.................. i liked it

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  • READER
    READER 500
    30.10.2005 17:23
    !!!! not so bad but too...i dunno....

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  • READER
    READER 500
    07.12.2005 12:09
    good joke!!!

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  • anonymous+reader
    07.02.2012 13:19
    Can I go for nmbuer 34 please? Or if someone has beat me to it, any nmbuer will do. Cyber-mummy-to-be, Lucy (The Project Lab) x

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