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Whats that?

Author: |Crazed|Desire|

Date: 2 September 2010

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One dark stormy night a boy walked into his parents room, scared.
"Mummy! Daddy! Its scary in my room!" He screamed
" Its ok hun, come into bed with us" His parents said back to him.
The boy smiled and jump into his parents bed, after a while he woke up again by the lightning and found something.
" MUMMY! Whats THAT?!" He Screamed again. Mummies eyes widened.
"Thats Daddys sn-snake" she said.
Again the storm woke up the boy and he found something.
" Daddy.. Daddy what are those?" he asked more calmer this time.
" Urr..Urrmmm Those are.. Mummy head-lights " He answered
Again the storm woke up the boy and he found something.
"Mummy Daddy! Whats THAT!?" He screamed.
" Thats her B-Bush" They both answered
Again the storm woke up the boy and he found Mummy and Daddy doing something.
" MUMMY TURN ON YOUR HEAD LIGHTS! THE SNAKE IS ENTERING THE BUSH!" He scream


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  • Wimmers
    04.09.2010 18:32
    Don't beat about the bush lol. nice one C.D.

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  • anonymous+reader
    12.09.2010 05:32
    Go to hell you dumbass.

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  • anonymous+reader
    14.09.2010 08:57
    Below, learn some manners you ignorant excuse for life.

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  • anonymous+reader
    15.09.2010 08:30
    A Negative vote for your bullshit joke..... wimmers post much better and much more funny jokes. people go checkout his jokes you will laugh like hell.

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  • %7CCrazed%7CDesire%7C
    15.09.2010 15:08
    Urgg you stupid Anymous readers.. dont you know how hard it is to make up jokes? Plus this was my first so shutup ! Try and make one yourself... also below I dont really care if mine are worse than Wimmers he's still 'my; friend ¬.¬

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  • anonymous+reader
    21.09.2010 23:02
    OMFG! the snake is entering the bush.... or the car is entering the garage

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  • anonymous+reader
    22.09.2010 04:53
    What's that? .................oh that's your writer's mom rideing my cock hahahahaha.

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  • anonymous+reader
    23.09.2010 19:15
    my fave is a lil boy asks his dad if he can take a bath with him the the dad says ok dont look down the lil boy looks down down and says whats that dad says my snake next night he ask mom the same question she says yes dont look up or down lil boy looks up and asks whats those my camras oh lil boylooks down mom whats that my bush lil boy asks if he can sleep with them they say yes dont look uder the cover he looks under and says MOM CHECK UR SECURITY CAMERS THE SNAKE IS IN UR BUSH

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  • anonymous+reader
    25.09.2010 19:57
    lol i like ur joke it's funny and it is very good for your first joke

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  • anonymous+reader
    28.09.2010 20:07
    its funnyier if u say the joke while there in the shower

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  • anonymous+reader
    27.01.2011 07:21
    a negative rating for your bad joke
    -- wimmers

    jk jking lol positive rating, nice lol positive rating from me =P
    *NOTE* : i'm not that fucking retard wimmers

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  • anonymous+reader
    01.08.2011 04:18
    Aha, Great joke :) Positive from me !

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  • anonymous+reader
    22.01.2013 08:02
    Great post with lots of importnat stuff.

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