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Good night Kiss

Author: Tounge Game Right

Date: 13 November 2010

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(Tongue Game Right)

The Goodnight Kiss

One night a guy takes his girlfriend home. They are about to kiss each other goodnight, but the guy is feeling a little horny. With an air of confidence, he leans with his hand against the wall and, smiling, he says to her ”Darling, would you give me a blow job?"
Horrified, she replies "Are you mad? My parents will see us!"
Him: "Oh come on! Who's gonna see us at this hour?"
Her: "No, please. Can you imagine if we get caught?"
Him: "Oh come on, there's nobody around, they're all sleeping!"
Her: "No way. It's just too risky!"
Him (horny as hell): "Oh please, please, I love you so much?!?"
Her: "No, no, and no. I love you too, but I just can't!"
Him: "Oh yes you can. Please?"
Her: "No, no. I just can't"
Him: "I beg you ... "
Out of the blue, the light on the stairs goes on, and the girl's sister shows up in her pyjamas, hair disheveled, and in a sleepy voice she says: "Dad says to go ahead and give him a blow job. Or I can do it. Or if need be, he'll come down himself and do it. But for god sake tell him to take his hand off the intercom..."


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  • anonymous+reader
    20.11.2010 22:12
    that was funny as hell...!!!

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  • anonymous+reader
    21.11.2010 02:39
    it was used in mad tv

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  • anonymous+reader
    21.11.2010 11:10
    all you did is repost the same joke as dbaliki918 posted.

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  • anonymous+reader
    23.11.2010 01:08
    Similar story, but the boy was asking the girl to kiss him or something.

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  • anonymous+reader
    25.11.2010 21:26
    was used in a commercial a long time ago, but instead of blowjob it was could he come in(with the implied intent of fooling around)

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  • anonymous+reader
    25.11.2010 21:26
    was used in a commercial a long time ago, but instead of blowjob it was could he come in(with the implied intent of fooling around)

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  • anonymous+reader
    04.12.2010 00:33
    SAYA CINTA OSIS ...ENTAH.................................?

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  • chrissio190
    04.12.2010 12:09
    laught out load this is a awesome sex joke

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  • anonymous+reader
    18.12.2010 05:11
    what a lovely joke

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  • anonymous+reader
    03.01.2011 16:07
    lol lol thats funny

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  • anonymous+reader
    10.01.2011 08:32
    lol thats just off a mastercard add...

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  • anonymous+reader
    13.02.2011 22:59
    Ok wtf is an intercom doing in a normal house and dbaliki posted that already

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  • anonymous+reader
    31.03.2011 13:40
    i saw this already so many fucking times §hÏt i am using a dsi that is how i made shit look like §hÏt

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  • anonymous+reader
    31.03.2011 13:41
    btw nice joke....lol

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  • anonymous+reader
    11.04.2011 00:16
    this joke is old not original

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  • anonymous+reader
    24.10.2012 04:33
    Sex Toys! There's millions of sex toys out there that you can use to spice it up as well as porn wactehd together you try some of the stuff the porn stars do in the video. Try dressing up and roleplaying. Whips there's tons of stuff you can do there's even sex games out there!

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