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The parrot and viagra

Author: pervy pete

Date: 20 November 2010

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Guy comes home from work to find his pet parrot has eaten all his supply of Viagra which had left on the sideboard. He is so annoyed with the parrot he stuffs it into the freezer to teach it a lesson.

After an hour he decides the parrot has been punished enough so he opens the freezer to let him out. To his great surprise the parrot instead of being very cold is sweating his bollocks off, "why are you sweating so much?" he asks.

The parrot replies " you would be too if you ever try getting the legs of a frozen chicken apart"

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Wimmers

23.11.2010 19:45

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Nice one pervy pete, hope it got a gobble off the turkey.

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anonymous reader

05.12.2010 19:46

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Now That's Fuckin Funny

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anonymous reader

19.12.2010 10:05

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Now That's Fuckin Funny

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anonymous reader

23.03.2011 19:42

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nice one pervy pete,hope it got a gobble off the turkey.

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anonymous reader

26.03.2011 14:18

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Nice one, that fuckin funny

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anonymous reader

31.03.2011 13:27

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i dont get it owo o.o and i know since i said that some ppl are gonna be calling ne names and cursing me thats y im never looking at the comments of this again

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anonymous reader

05.04.2011 18:00

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I don't get it, fail

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anonymous reader

09.04.2011 20:52

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what's not to get you backward fucks the parrot is trying to fuck the chicken duh!

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anonymous reader

26.04.2011 17:33

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yeah duunh you pubic hair comb

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RUX3rY Really appreciate you sharing this blog.Thanks Again.

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25.10.2013 01:03

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3I738d A big thank you for your blog. Really Cool.

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18.11.2013 11:18

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dFmZuN This is one awesome blog article.

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31.08.2014 11:04

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Super inaomrftive writing; keep it up.

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