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Bus Driver

Author: ToyBoxxx

Date: 30 January 2011

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A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver and starts yelling, "If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow I'd be a little bull."

The driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid, who continues with, "If my dad was an elephant and my mom a girl elephant I would be a little elephant."

The kid goes on with several animals until the bus driver gets angry and yells at the kid, "What if your dad was gay and your mom was a prostitute?!"

The kid smiles and says, "I would be a bus driver!"

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anonymous reader

03.02.2011 02:26

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this was funny that diffrent though

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anonymous reader

03.02.2011 02:26

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this was funny that diffrent though

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anonymous reader

03.02.2011 02:26

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this was funny that diffrent though

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anonymous reader

04.02.2011 06:48

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heiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

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anonymous reader

10.02.2011 21:25

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Ha, that was a laugh

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anonymous reader

22.02.2011 20:15

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This is very funny and creative.

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anonymous reader

10.04.2011 09:59

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i lol'd for 40 mins after i read this

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anonymous reader

16.05.2011 04:24

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That's 2 clever by half and 2x2 clever 4 me. Tanhks!

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anonymous reader

29.06.2011 12:41

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hahahahaha superb its very funny

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anonymous reader

02.07.2011 18:31

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toyboxxx you motherfucker u copied my joke
u'll rot in hell u bastard , n m gonna fuck ur wife n sister evrynit

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anonymous reader

21.07.2011 18:08

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Tbqt was fucking hilarous ROFLLMAO

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anonymous reader

23.07.2011 23:17

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hahaha hilarious that was great

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anonymous reader

30.07.2011 14:37

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كس امكم واحد واحد

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anonymous reader

30.07.2011 15:03

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Do a sequel where he gets the bus driver pregnant!

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anonymous reader

31.07.2011 06:09

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its really vry funny

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anonymous reader

08.08.2011 14:24

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PLEASE DO A SEQUEL WHERE THE BUS DRIVER GETS PREGNANT! I DEMAND IT! Get out, I'm piss!

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anonymous reader

08.08.2011 14:25

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Sucks. Stolen. Stupid.

WIMMERS IS GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Seriously, go read one of his jokes. It will make you laugh!

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anonymous reader

10.08.2011 15:37

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This sucks giant money balls dipped in boogers!

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anonymous reader

12.08.2011 15:11

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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anonymous reader

13.08.2011 04:53

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i want know everey thing lataest story of pleasure

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anonymous reader

13.08.2011 17:52

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lousy fucking joke. waste of my time. thanks for nothing.

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anonymous reader

14.08.2011 15:54

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very funny! I really enjoyed it!

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anonymous reader

16.08.2011 14:50

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Wimmers is much funnier and make you laugh like hell.

...douchbag

JS-Hellman is GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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anonymous reader

17.08.2011 18:26

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stupid and a waste of space

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Wimmers

21.08.2011 17:13

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This is a great joke, I have voted positive, do not be fooled by the empty heads pretending to be me.

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25.08.2011 08:28

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17.12.2014 20:21

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RDo0Jn Thank you for your post.Thanks Again. Fantastic.

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