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What type of Nuts are these?

Author: Daddy Warbuck

Date: 14 March 2011

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What type of Nut are These?

1st person

What do you call a nut on a pea?

2nd Person

I don't know?

1st Person

A Peanut

[u]1st person again[/u]

What do you call a nut on a Wall?

2nd person

(says either)

I don't know? OR a Wallnut.

[u]1st person again[/u]

What do you call a nut on a Chest?

2nd person

(says either)

I don't know? OR a chestnut

[u]1st person again[/u]

What do you call nuts on the Chin?

2nd person

(says either)

I don't know? or Chin Nut

1st Person answers

No Blow Job

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anonymous reader

15.03.2011 14:17

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meh this is hilarious

ly mediocre

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anonymous reader

19.03.2011 14:30

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i heard it before and the punch line was a dick in your mouth i think it is funnier that way

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anonymous reader

12.04.2011 02:06

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fgdgdfgdfgdgdfgdfgdfgdfgdfgdfg

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anonymous reader

03.05.2011 19:02

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hahahahahahahahah i get itttt....

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anonymous reader

13.06.2011 19:47

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سكس

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anonymous reader

20.07.2011 16:14

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سكس

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anonymous reader

23.07.2011 02:59

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i think every one knows this one

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anonymous reader

25.07.2011 00:09

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uhhh kinda lame- by the way i am not wimmers. so if someone besides wimmers sayd. it sucked then it probably does. sorry.

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anonymous reader

30.07.2011 15:05

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Do a sequel where he gets the nuts pregnant!

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anonymous reader

08.08.2011 14:23

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WIMMERS IS GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Seriously, go read one of his jokes. It will make you laugh hard!

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anonymous reader

10.08.2011 15:38

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I would love a sequel where the nuts get pregnant! Pregnancy makes everything easier to jerk off to!

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anonymous reader

12.08.2011 03:44

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Hahahahahaha that was Fuckin hilarious I'm goin to tell that to my Homies

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anonymous reader

12.08.2011 15:12

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DO IT FOR THE HOMIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DO IT FOR THE PREGGERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
JUST DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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anonymous reader

13.08.2011 17:54

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homies? what is this 1992 - I'm gonna pop a cap in all yo' asses

Peace - East Side!

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anonymous reader

14.08.2011 15:52

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i got pregnant while reading this joke

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anonymous reader

16.08.2011 14:42

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I'm gonna pop a cherry!

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anonymous reader

17.08.2011 18:41

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PLEASE DO A SEQUEL WHERE THE NUTS GET PREGNANT! I NEED TO CUM SO BAD AND I CAN'T UNLESS SOMETHING OR SOMEONE GETS PREGNANT! WHY WOULD YOU POST THIS WITHOUT PREGNANCY IN IT?

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Anonymous reader

17.08.2011 22:48

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سكس

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Wimmers

21.08.2011 17:22

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Do not be fooled by people pretending to be me. I have voted positive on your joke. It is never me unless you see my name as the official poster.

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anonymous reader

27.10.2011 11:53

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it should be
what do you call nuts on a chin

mouth ful of cock

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