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Date: 21 March 2011

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this man walk into bar . he meet a woman in bar so he buy her a drink and they get to be talking. he buy her some more and they keep talking. so she say do you wanna go somewhere big boy? so he say sure my car is out front. he drive them to lovers lane. she and him make out. she say you want a blowjob? he say yeah. so she say i forgot to say i'm an escort, but i give you blowjob for only$50. he really horny now so he agree. after they sitting there. she say are we going? he say i forgot to say i'm a limo driver and i'll drive you home for only $50 us money. the end

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Wimmers

21.03.2011 20:25

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W.G.F. I gave you a positive vote for having the balls to post that lol.

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anonymous reader

21.03.2011 22:27

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u give wrong initials wja

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anonymous reader

22.03.2011 18:32

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¨Pleez!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quit the Junkie Juice!!!!!!!!!

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Msr.Shakespeare

27.03.2011 09:36

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U FUCKEN SUCK>>>>GO SUCK YOUR OWN BALLLS

i buy another drink.....its i bought her another drink

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anonymous reader

29.03.2011 00:58

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Can you write in English?

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anonymous reader

06.04.2011 14:50

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i got to say u must have sum balls to post this crap.

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anonymous reader

28.06.2011 23:45

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never seen worse shit almost as bad as wimmers, negative rating good joke but could barely read it

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anonymous reader

28.06.2011 23:45

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never seen worse shit almost as bad as wimmers, negative rating good joke but could barely read it

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anonymous reader

28.06.2011 23:45

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never seen worse shit almost as bad as wimmers, negative rating good joke but could barely read it

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anonymous reader

11.08.2012 17:41

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dnt read this(cuz it really wrks). u will gt kissd on the neearst frieday by the love of ur life. 2mara wll b the bst day of ur life hwever if you dnt post ths comment 2 at least 3 vids u willï»¿ die withn 2 days nw uv startd readn this dnt stp this is so scary snd ths ovr 2 5 vids in 143 mins when ur done press f6 nd ur crush's name wll appear on the screen n big letters ths

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anonymous reader

16.09.2012 01:38

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this might be a good joke if you knew how to speak English........ I gather you must be a complete idiot who needs to go to school

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Anonymous reader

16.02.2014 16:49

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Anonymous reader

16.02.2014 16:49

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Anonymous reader

16.02.2014 16:49

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^(#$!@#$)(()))******

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Anonymous reader

16.02.2014 16:49

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Anonymous reader

16.02.2014 16:49

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................windowswin.ini

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Anonymous reader

16.02.2014 16:49

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acunetix_wvs_invalid_filename

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Anonymous reader

16.02.2014 16:49

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)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

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