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limerick

Author: wilburjorgeafraidya

Date: 21 March 2011

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an original limerick by wilburjorgeafraidya



there was once a broke lady writer from pawtucket

her chair was repo'd so she had to sit on a bucket

she licked the pen's tip but did not suck it

she wrote a book about racoon cap wearing davy crockett

the fancy critics all said we must knock it

but then the book sales took off like a rocket

and then every bookstore manager said we must stock it

the lady writer took the profits and bought a gold locket



the end





dedicated to anyonewho writes or reads anything here and because i

need to add more characters to reach the magic number of five hundred letters

the screen say for me to publish above limerick


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  • Ghostrider939
    21.03.2011 23:41
    I see up top that your age is secret - obviously not over three. A Limerick has five lines and the first two and the last should rhyme, as should the third and fourth example :
    A young fancy boy from Khartoum,
    Took a lesbian up to his room,
    And they argued all night,
    As to who had the right,
    To do what and with which and to whom,

    This sort of thing belongs on XNXX - your's in a child's primer book.

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  • anonymous+reader
    22.03.2011 16:35
    Total shit!!!! At least the person ur trying to impersinate knows how 2 rite but slag like u mad him stop riting.. I wish u wood do the same!

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  • anonymous+reader
    22.03.2011 16:41
    the screen say for me to publish above limerick

    the public say dont publish. pleaz crawl back under ur bridge

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  • anonymous+reader
    22.03.2011 16:46
    how much junkie juice u bin drinkin? Ur one sick head banger

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  • anonymous+reader
    22.03.2011 16:47
    the screen say for me to publish above limerick

    the public say dont publish. pleaz crawl back under ur bridge

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  • anonymous+reader
    22.03.2011 16:47
    Total shit!!!! At least the person ur trying to impersinate knows how 2 rite but slag like u mad him stop riting.. I wish u wood do the same!

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  • anonymous+reader
    22.03.2011 18:27
    You're the original Fruit and Nut case. Why don't you just go away and crawl back into whichever hole you emerged from? Limerick? Why didn't you just call it a Timbucktoo?

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  • williamgeorgefraser
    22.03.2011 18:46
    Take not the Lord's name in vain!

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  • Wimmers
    22.03.2011 18:54
    Wilbur; I love the dedication. Wait till you have remarks like these on everything you write. I write good stuff; and still get trashed. I will still give you a positive vote however; that is what makes me simply the best.

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  • anonymous+reader
    23.03.2011 22:16
    Sorry I didn't like it at all

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  • wilburjorgeafraidya
    25.03.2011 08:01
    sorry all me no this not proper limerick but when used original with 5 lines it not publish - need 500 characters so i just keep adding stuff keep comments coming - they better than "poem"

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  • wilburjorgeafraidya
    25.03.2011 08:02
    thank u #1 fan wimmers me not take Lord's name in vain y u say that?

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  • anonymous+reader
    02.03.2013 06:57
    Even if this had had the correct number of lines it wouldn't have been anything like a limerick. When you have an idea what 'rhythm' or 'metre' mean, then you can try again.

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