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The Facebook Poem

Author: Exakta66

Date: 10 July 2011

Non-Erotic, Poem

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This is my first posted poem here that is neither erotic or a love poem...if there is interest, I may post more...thanks...

The Facebook Poem

I’d heard about social networking,
And how it was the next big thing,
So I just had to take a look,
And ended up on Facebook.

It only took me a little while,
To fill out most of my profile,
But I have spent many a night,
Figuring out the rest of the site.

I never realized I had so many friends,
The friend requests never end,
All the people I can’t stand at work,
And now the biggest high school jerk.

I have to admit I’ve learned a bunch,
I know what all my friends eat for lunch,
And it really helps me that I know,
Everyone’s favorite TV show.

The work on Facebook never stops,
I have to water my imaginary crops,
Send get-well wishes to Farmville quick,
My friend’s imaginary cow got sick.

I now realize my chances are dire,
Of ever building a Mafia empire,
And perhaps it is a bit of a shame,
My It Girl will never go on to fame.

My kids' statuses tell me of their life,
At dinner time I get poked by the wife,
I try to keep my friend count nice and fat,
So, I even signed up the dog and cat.

I guess you can say my life’s complete,
I have more friends than I’ll ever meet,
On Facebook I can roam far and wide,
And I never have to go outside.

02-19-11.


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  • anonymous+reader
    10.07.2011 21:54
    this is shit, why post on a porn site

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  • anonymous+reader
    23.07.2011 17:01
    I got a chuckled out of it' Poems get low scores on here. I know because I have posted them on here. I too have wrote one about facebook. Don't worry about narrow minded assholes. Write and post what you like.

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  • anonymous+reader
    11.08.2011 12:34
    This piece was cogent, well-witertn, and pithy.

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  • anonymous+reader
    18.09.2011 13:42
    AFAIC that's the best aneswr so far!

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  • anonymous+reader
    10.10.2011 19:01
    Ummm, I think this poem is in the wrong site.....

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  • anonymous+reader
    30.10.2011 11:15
    not sex but i'll fuck with it anyways. :o)

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  • wakenlife
    30.10.2011 11:28
    like i said, not sex but I'll fuck with it anyways. :o)

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  • anonymous+reader
    13.01.2013 17:00
    Pam, Janet is right you do have exquisitely crtfead sentences. Alas, I do not recall which book or which semi-colon you are referring to. But I have read everything of yours And I really do admire correct punctuation.

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  • anonymous+reader
    06.03.2013 13:40
    LoL this Poem was so Funny I swear LMFAO

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