A little old man (pedophile?) came by the playground and asked, "Where are the Children?"
I said, "There are no children, the school is closed."
The little old man came by the playground again and asked, "Where are the Children?"
I said, "There are no children, the school is closed."
The third the old man cam by and said where are the children?"
I thought of something...I said, "Okay, spell dog as in 'dogmatic',"
And he replied, "D-O-G."
I said, "Spell 'cat' as in cataclysmic."
And he spelled, "C-A-T."
Then I said, "Spell 'fuck' as in children."
And he said, "There ain't no fuck in children!"
"That's what I've been trying to tell you!" I said.
